Weakest being to solo Sharp's Wife

[Sharpandpointies]

Armaggedon was narrowly avoided by pacifying her with a human sacri-...I mean husband.

A position for which I happily volunteered! :)

[Miburohunter929]

A position for which I happily volunteered! :)

I submit the theory that Sharp is the weakest person to solo his wife.

How did you think they got married? Months of courtship, and affection, until Sharp barely managed to mumble a proposal?

Fuck no. His wife was a fucking headbooter. She'd kick anyone and everyones ass, and would be pissed no one posed a challenge.

"Is there no one man enough to challange me?!" She cried in anger, as she kicked another would be warrior through a brick wall.

Apparently, there was one man--And one only-- who was man enough to challange her.

Sharpandpointies.

Now, sharp is a fighter himself, and just couldnt help but be in awe of her "Mad Skillz"

"I must have her!" He said to himself, "But how?!"

The answer became obvious. He challenged her to a duel, under the condition that if he wins, they shall wed.

She accepted, they did battle.

And she curbstomped the living fuck out of his canadian ass.

When he woke up in the ICU about three weeks later, he found out she married his unconcious body. Apparently he took his asswhoopin with such honor, it was touching.

That, and when you kick someones ass like 30 times, and they wont stay down, just so you can marry them.

Well, You'd have to be Chrosis to not be touched by that.


But yes, She accepted his proposal.He would have jumped for joy, but the morphine impaired his movement.

...Oh, and his broken limbs.

So, Sharp solo'd his wife.

Well, atleast her heart.

Man, that was a beautiful story.

[Sharpandpointies]

I submit the theory that Sharp is the weakest person to solo his wife.

How did you think they got married? Months of courtship, and affection, until Sharp barely managed to mumble a proposal?

Fuck no. His wife was a fucking headbooter. She'd kick anyone and everyones ass, and would be pissed no one posed a challenge.

"Is there no one man enough to challange me?!" She cried in anger, as she kicked another would be warrior through a brick wall.

Apparently, there was one man--And one only-- who was man enough to challange her.

Sharpandpointies.

Now, sharp is a fighter himself, and just couldnt help but be in awe of her "Mad Skillz"

"I must have her!" He said to himself, "But how?!"

The answer became obvious. He challenged her to a duel, under the condition that if he wins, they shall wed.

She accepted, they did battle.

And she curbstomped the living fuck out of his canadian ass.

When he woke up in the ICU about three weeks later, he found out she married his unconcious body. Apparently he took his asswhoopin with such honor, it was touching.

That, and when you kick someones ass like 30 times, and they wont stay down, just so you can marry them.

Well, You'd have to be Chrosis to not be touched by that.

But yes, She accepted his proposal.He would have jumped for joy, but the morphine impaired his movement.

...Oh, and his broken limbs.

So, Sharp solo'd his wife.

Well, atleast her heart. :smile:

Man, that was a beautiful story.

Dude...I'm speechless. O_O

[Sharkerbob]

You gotta be kidding me.

Me? Not a chance. FIrst of all, you couldn't make me bloodlusted enough to try.

Well, you do take it, if you know what I mean.

[God_of_Awesome]

The Awesome Marine Dad

Well, he'd have to be bloodlusted, but still, he's got Marine powers.

Marines have eyebeams.

[Gorthaur]

So, Sharp solo'd his wife.

Well, atleast her heart.

The Rumbles Love Song:

"Last Christmas, you curbstomped my heart, but the very next day, you retconned(*) it away..."

(*) Or it could've just been a case of Spider-Man vs. Firelord.

[sun tzu]

I submit the theory that Sharp is the weakest person to solo his wife.

How did you think they got married? Months of courtship, and affection, until Sharp barely managed to mumble a proposal?

Fuck no. His wife was a fucking headbooter. She'd kick anyone and everyones ass, and would be pissed no one posed a challenge.

"Is there no one man enough to challange me?!" She cried in anger, as she kicked another would be warrior through a brick wall.

Apparently, there was one man--And one only-- who was man enough to challange her.

Sharpandpointies.

Now, sharp is a fighter himself, and just couldnt help but be in awe of her "Mad Skillz"

"I must have her!" He said to himself, "But how?!"

The answer became obvious. He challenged her to a duel, under the condition that if he wins, they shall wed.

She accepted, they did battle.

And she curbstomped the living fuck out of his canadian ass.

When he woke up in the ICU about three weeks later, he found out she married his unconcious body. Apparently he took his asswhoopin with such honor, it was touching.

That, and when you kick someones ass like 30 times, and they wont stay down, just so you can marry them.

Well, You'd have to be Chrosis to not be touched by that.


But yes, She accepted his proposal.He would have jumped for joy, but the morphine impaired his movement.

...Oh, and his broken limbs.

So, Sharp solo'd his wife.

Well, atleast her heart.

Man, that was a beautiful story.

[Chrosis]

I'd put my money on the Shrike.

The Shrike using The Shiv of Dickery, anyway.

[God_of_Awesome]

Damn it.

Only I can do that.

[sun tzu]

Damn it.

Only I can do that.

You've gone on record saying that your original intention was for it to catch on.
Just roll with it.

[Chrosis]

You've gone on record saying that your original intention was for it to catch on.
Just roll with it.

This whole thing is making me giggle.

Fight, my trained monkeys! Fight!

[Len Ikari145]

I submit the theory that Sharp is the weakest person to solo his wife.

How did you think they got married? Months of courtship, and affection, until Sharp barely managed to mumble a proposal?

Fuck no. His wife was a fucking headbooter. She'd kick anyone and everyones ass, and would be pissed no one posed a challenge.

"Is there no one man enough to challange me?!" She cried in anger, as she kicked another would be warrior through a brick wall.

Apparently, there was one man--And one only-- who was man enough to challange her.

Sharpandpointies.

Now, sharp is a fighter himself, and just couldnt help but be in awe of her "Mad Skillz"

"I must have her!" He said to himself, "But how?!"

The answer became obvious. He challenged her to a duel, under the condition that if he wins, they shall wed.

She accepted, they did battle.

And she curbstomped the living fuck out of his canadian ass.

When he woke up in the ICU about three weeks later, he found out she married his unconcious body. Apparently he took his asswhoopin with such honor, it was touching.

That, and when you kick someones ass like 30 times, and they wont stay down, just so you can marry them.

Well, You'd have to be Chrosis to not be touched by that.


But yes, She accepted his proposal.He would have jumped for joy, but the morphine impaired his movement.

...Oh, and his broken limbs.

So, Sharp solo'd his wife.

Well, atleast her heart.

Man, that was a beautiful story.

And you say you have no soul.

[Miburohunter929]

And you say you have no soul.

...Just seeing you say that makes me wanna die.

[Chrosis]

...Just seeing you say that makes me wanna die.

You should. Seriously. It's in your best interest to just off yourself right now.

[Guy1]

Sorry about the influx of "Sharp's Wife" threads. >_>

...

Anyway... yes, bloodlust, Khazan match, five minutes for prep. Who takes it?

Weakest?
Eh, my interenet self will probably just take his time and absorb her. Any attacks she tries are just going to sent back at her throughout time, so I don't have to worry about that either.