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    Quote Originally Posted by FalconX2000 View Post
    Armaggedon was narrowly avoided by pacifying her with a human sacri-...I mean husband.
    A position for which I happily volunteered! :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    A position for which I happily volunteered! :)
    I submit the theory that Sharp is the weakest person to solo his wife.

    How did you think they got married? Months of courtship, and affection, until Sharp barely managed to mumble a proposal?

    Fuck no. His wife was a fucking headbooter. She'd kick anyone and everyones ass, and would be pissed no one posed a challenge.

    "Is there no one man enough to challange me?!" She cried in anger, as she kicked another would be warrior through a brick wall.

    Apparently, there was one man--And one only-- who was man enough to challange her.

    Sharpandpointies.

    Now, sharp is a fighter himself, and just couldnt help but be in awe of her "Mad Skillz"

    "I must have her!" He said to himself, "But how?!"

    The answer became obvious. He challenged her to a duel, under the condition that if he wins, they shall wed.

    She accepted, they did battle.

    And she curbstomped the living fuck out of his canadian ass.

    When he woke up in the ICU about three weeks later, he found out she married his unconcious body. Apparently he took his asswhoopin with such honor, it was touching.

    That, and when you kick someones ass like 30 times, and they wont stay down, just so you can marry them.

    Well, You'd have to be Chrosis to not be touched by that.


    But yes, She accepted his proposal.He would have jumped for joy, but the morphine impaired his movement.

    ...Oh, and his broken limbs.

    So, Sharp solo'd his wife.

    Well, atleast her heart.

    Man, that was a beautiful story.
    Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miburohunter929 View Post
    I submit the theory that Sharp is the weakest person to solo his wife.

    How did you think they got married? Months of courtship, and affection, until Sharp barely managed to mumble a proposal?

    Fuck no. His wife was a fucking headbooter. She'd kick anyone and everyones ass, and would be pissed no one posed a challenge.

    "Is there no one man enough to challange me?!" She cried in anger, as she kicked another would be warrior through a brick wall.

    Apparently, there was one man--And one only-- who was man enough to challange her.

    Sharpandpointies.

    Now, sharp is a fighter himself, and just couldnt help but be in awe of her "Mad Skillz"

    "I must have her!" He said to himself, "But how?!"

    The answer became obvious. He challenged her to a duel, under the condition that if he wins, they shall wed.

    She accepted, they did battle.

    And she curbstomped the living fuck out of his canadian ass.

    When he woke up in the ICU about three weeks later, he found out she married his unconcious body. Apparently he took his asswhoopin with such honor, it was touching.

    That, and when you kick someones ass like 30 times, and they wont stay down, just so you can marry them.

    Well, You'd have to be Chrosis to not be touched by that.

    But yes, She accepted his proposal.He would have jumped for joy, but the morphine impaired his movement.

    ...Oh, and his broken limbs.

    So, Sharp solo'd his wife.

    Well, atleast her heart. :smile:

    Man, that was a beautiful story.
    Dude...I'm speechless. O_O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    You gotta be kidding me.

    Me? Not a chance. FIrst of all, you couldn't make me bloodlusted enough to try.
    Well, you do take it, if you know what I mean.
    It's a lie! My pants were off the entire time!

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    The Awesome Marine Dad

    Well, he'd have to be bloodlusted, but still, he's got Marine powers.

    Marines have eyebeams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miburohunter929 View Post
    So, Sharp solo'd his wife.

    Well, atleast her heart.
    The Rumbles Love Song:

    "Last Christmas, you curbstomped my heart, but the very next day, you retconned(*) it away..."

    (*) Or it could've just been a case of Spider-Man vs. Firelord.
    Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
    Through passion, I gain strength.
    Through strength, I gain power.
    Through power, I gain victory.
    Through victory, my chains are broken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miburohunter929 View Post
    I submit the theory that Sharp is the weakest person to solo his wife.

    How did you think they got married? Months of courtship, and affection, until Sharp barely managed to mumble a proposal?

    Fuck no. His wife was a fucking headbooter. She'd kick anyone and everyones ass, and would be pissed no one posed a challenge.

    "Is there no one man enough to challange me?!" She cried in anger, as she kicked another would be warrior through a brick wall.

    Apparently, there was one man--And one only-- who was man enough to challange her.

    Sharpandpointies.

    Now, sharp is a fighter himself, and just couldnt help but be in awe of her "Mad Skillz"

    "I must have her!" He said to himself, "But how?!"

    The answer became obvious. He challenged her to a duel, under the condition that if he wins, they shall wed.

    She accepted, they did battle.

    And she curbstomped the living fuck out of his canadian ass.

    When he woke up in the ICU about three weeks later, he found out she married his unconcious body. Apparently he took his asswhoopin with such honor, it was touching.

    That, and when you kick someones ass like 30 times, and they wont stay down, just so you can marry them.

    Well, You'd have to be Chrosis to not be touched by that.


    But yes, She accepted his proposal.He would have jumped for joy, but the morphine impaired his movement.

    ...Oh, and his broken limbs.

    So, Sharp solo'd his wife.

    Well, atleast her heart.

    Man, that was a beautiful story.

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    I'd put my money on the Shrike.

    The Shrike using The Shiv of Dickery, anyway.
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    So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sun tzu View Post
    Damn it.

    Only I can do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by God_of_Awesome View Post
    Damn it.

    Only I can do that.
    You've gone on record saying that your original intention was for it to catch on.
    Just roll with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sun tzu View Post
    You've gone on record saying that your original intention was for it to catch on.
    Just roll with it.
    This whole thing is making me giggle.

    Fight, my trained monkeys! Fight!
    ~Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long, year, stole many a man's soul and faith.

    So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Miburohunter929 View Post
    I submit the theory that Sharp is the weakest person to solo his wife.

    How did you think they got married? Months of courtship, and affection, until Sharp barely managed to mumble a proposal?

    Fuck no. His wife was a fucking headbooter. She'd kick anyone and everyones ass, and would be pissed no one posed a challenge.

    "Is there no one man enough to challange me?!" She cried in anger, as she kicked another would be warrior through a brick wall.

    Apparently, there was one man--And one only-- who was man enough to challange her.

    Sharpandpointies.

    Now, sharp is a fighter himself, and just couldnt help but be in awe of her "Mad Skillz"

    "I must have her!" He said to himself, "But how?!"

    The answer became obvious. He challenged her to a duel, under the condition that if he wins, they shall wed.

    She accepted, they did battle.

    And she curbstomped the living fuck out of his canadian ass.

    When he woke up in the ICU about three weeks later, he found out she married his unconcious body. Apparently he took his asswhoopin with such honor, it was touching.

    That, and when you kick someones ass like 30 times, and they wont stay down, just so you can marry them.

    Well, You'd have to be Chrosis to not be touched by that.


    But yes, She accepted his proposal.He would have jumped for joy, but the morphine impaired his movement.

    ...Oh, and his broken limbs.

    So, Sharp solo'd his wife.

    Well, atleast her heart.

    Man, that was a beautiful story.
    And you say you have no soul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Ikari145 View Post
    And you say you have no soul.
    ...Just seeing you say that makes me wanna die.
    Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miburohunter929 View Post
    ...Just seeing you say that makes me wanna die.
    You should. Seriously. It's in your best interest to just off yourself right now.
    ~Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long, year, stole many a man's soul and faith.

    So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.


    I made Miburo cry on his birthday.

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    My Cat Is Afraid of the Vacuum Cleaner

    Quote Originally Posted by Len Ikari145 View Post
    Chrosis--you are a GOD!:D
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    Curses! CURRRRSEEEEESSSS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radioactive Zombie View Post
    Sorry about the influx of "Sharp's Wife" threads. >_>

    ...

    Anyway... yes, bloodlust, Khazan match, five minutes for prep. Who takes it?
    Weakest?
    Eh, my interenet self will probably just take his time and absorb her. Any attacks she tries are just going to sent back at her throughout time, so I don't have to worry about that either.
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