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    19th Century Internet zilch's Avatar
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    Default Naked teen girls on a trampoline (no really!)

    Sadly no pictures. Its one of the very few times in my life i wish i had a camera phone.

    About 1am Saturday morning i was accompanying The Wife (aka She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed), picking her up from a bar with some of her co-workers. One of the girls was too drunk to drive so a few of us followed one of them driving her home into a suburban area.

    As the girls were hauling her drunk ass into her house i noticed about four doors down in the back yard, lit by a back door light was someone jumping up and down on a trampoline. Im terribly far sighted and i could make out it was a young girl wearing a very tight pink outfit. Pants and shirt. but i couldnt make out where the lines of her outfit ended.

    After dropping off drunk chick, i pulled down a side street to get a better look. Another young girl ran out ready to jump on the trampoline wearing panties and bra, noticing me she ducked back into the house. Trampoline girl ducked down i could still see her head above the trampoline waiting for me to leave. Wifey was buzzed a bit and was totally non-responsive to the situation.
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    F.B.I.'s gonna have fun with you.
    For what's on my mind: Destination Yes (back with a vengeance)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DWEarhart View Post
    F.B.I.'s gonna have fun with you.
    lol! *agrees* ;)

    he probably should keep to himself that he's a creepy voyeur guy who checks out the local teen girls.

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    *honk* *honk* Party Van!

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    Edit: Never mind, I misread something.
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    Oh come on. You'd have to be gay not to look. It's not like the guy whipped it out or anything.... Right?

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    I wonder where the camera was ? Did he not take pics ? You can be honest...she caught you snappin some 8x10's !
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    LAIR LAIR LAIR!

    You said naked and then we find out they had clothes on.

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    I'm so proud of myself for resisting the urge to click on this thread for a whole day.

    Yay, me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jobies201 View Post
    Oh come on. You'd have to be gay not to look. It's not like the guy whipped it out or anything.... Right?

    True. But the camera thing is a little creepy. If he was close enough to see that they were teenagers instead of young-looking adults, he was close enough to know who he was wanting pictures of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forefinger View Post
    I'm so proud of myself for resisting the urge to click on this thread for a whole day.

    Yay, me!
    Wow, that's like a new record for you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mgs View Post
    lol! *agrees* ;)

    he probably should keep to himself that he's a creepy voyeur guy who checks out the local teen girls.
    Neighbors would say "He was always a real quiet sort of guy, kept to himself...".

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    The only teens are eighteens...

    The rest don't exist to me.

    Wipe them from your mind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LewMoxinsghost View Post
    Neighbors would say "He was always a real quiet sort of guy, kept to himself...".
    Y'Know, if I ever finish any of my book projects, I'll have to find an old neighbor to give me that quote as a jacket blurb.

    So that in my fantasy world it would read something like:

    "Insightful" - Steven King

    "A must-read" - Entertainment Weekly

    "The first of hopefully many masterpieces by a talented visionary" - Dean Koontz (Sorry. Having a Koontz blurb would make me giggle almost as much as a Bruckheimer or an Akiva Goldsman blurb)

    "He was always a quiet guy, kinda kept to himself. I certainly never saw anything like this coming." XXX, Patrick's Neighbor

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx110 View Post
    The only teens are eighteens...

    The rest don't exist to me.

    Wipe them from your mind!
    What about nineteens?
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