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    Default Jigsaw gets inspired by video games

    In a mental twist of depravity, the serial killer Jigsaw now creates death traps that mimic video-game levels or video-game motifs. For example, some poor dude now has to survive by walking/climbing up scaffolding while being constantly threatened by rolling barrels lined with spikes or barbed wire and needs to make his way past a rabid gorilla stolen from the zoo once he reaches the top. All his death traps are still made from materials found in the real world, BTW.
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    In addition to having the worst life ever, having everyone he meets get brutally raped and/or killed, and being constantly hunted by demons, Guts also has the world's ugliest baby.

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    The Saw movies actually become watchable.

    A long stretch of land with pits and ponds full of alligators.

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    You play real life Duck Hunt. Except you have to play it with Dick Cheney.

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    The victim finds out he has to fight a real-life Metal Gear. His reaction is both "Oh, cool!" and "I'm gonna die."
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    Why would Jigsaw want to copy device ideas from video games? He doesn't seem to be the type.

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    Maybe he wants to teach a bunch of lazy video game couch potatoes a lesson. Why do they make any of the crazy decisions they make in those movies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naetnalta View Post
    Maybe he wants to teach a bunch of lazy video game couch potatoes a lesson. Why do they make any of the crazy decisions they make in those movies?
    True but he wouldn't imitate video games for his traps unless if he was a some sort of "block" but he would try like if the gamer continues to play, his family would suffer or something.

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    The Zelda Water Temple is just as bad in real life as in the games...

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    Prince of Persia platforming...;)

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    A recreation of The Pit 1 from Mortal Kombat 1 were the victim has to fight a ex-convict without falling into the spikes 20 feet below.

    Btw, dosent Jigsaw's voice remind you of the MK1 announcer voice? i can imagine jigsaw saying "Fatality!" or "Flawless Victory" if some one survived lol

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    Person has to run around a large pit dodging giant tetris shaped pieces of stone and get to the top.

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