Its been a wild wacky week in the world of politics and people who run them. From Geraldine Feraldo insulting Barack Obama and claiming he'd be nothing without his skin color to Elliot Spitzer , a man who could make Jack McCoy blush with rightousness , was busted for loving poontang pie !
Spitzer : No Price too High !
Usually in this here its a Republican who gets busted in a public way. Like last year when Larry Craiq was busted for trying to get close to a man in a rest room. Which had many moments of great comedy as more guys came forward saying Craiq was gay , and Larry's poor wife looked like she was gonna shit a broom stick to get outta there !
But yeah so this week we saw yet another poor woman who looked like she was being tortured as she stood by her man. Of course poor Spitzer's wife had to know that her husband loves DA WHORES. He really likes those 5-5 , 108 pound brunette ones who he begged to not wear condom but Kristin refused as she decided to practice safe sex.
Which is kinda cool...I mean heres a guy who once brought down some big Wallstreet companies as NY Attorney General. And he's into whores and doesn't want them to wear a condom. Which ya kinda think...damn ...he is bulletproof as he thought !
Another cool thing about Spitzer's downfall was that on the 13th of the date he was lining up Kristin to be Spitzed , he shot an episode of the Colbert Report. So at least he had his priorities in order. Handle some Govenor business , go on Colbert , then lay some Governor Power to Kristin ! Ya gotta respect a guy like that who knows how to handle his business.
Whats really sad is if this was the old days , and wire or money transfers weren't really caught , Spitzer coulda went on to the White House ! Imagine him as President ... "Sir , the Secret Service has brought up Natalie ..."
What hurt poor Spitzer was that he was just an asshole. I mean where as Bill Clinton was a southern Bubba and we all loved Bill's exploits where he was out there chasin women and nailing Monica in the Oval Office , Elliot Spitzer is just an asshole who many did not like. People claimed he was a self-rightous asshole and he'd brag about being a steamroller as a politican.
When people brought up how much money he spent on whores and all , there has been no indication on whether he will be charged yet. It could still happen.... all for Lovin Da Whores as they say.
Ferraro sees BLACK !
Its not been a good week for Hillary Clinton. She is heading into Penn State with a loss to Barack. Then right after it , one of the honory people on her campaign decides to bare her soul. Except she pretty much makes a horses ass outta herself in the process.
Ferraro finally steps down ala Spitzer and leaves a note telling Hillary she has to go. Except for being an idiot Ferraro won't apologize for her comments claiming that since Barack's black its all the reason he's winning. That if he was white or a woman he wouldn't be in that position.
Of course at last check Hillary never apologized for it. Which many think she should...but as we see this seems to be her outlook . I mean the entire election reads like she walked into this damn thing expecting everyone in the Democratic party to hand her the ring. That the moment a black man stepped in... HOLY SHIT !!
Its been one bad comedy piece from Hillary's campaign since then. From her tactics to paint Obama as less than black than Bill , to her trying to pick apart his speeches and that he lifts. It shocks me she's won anything to be honest with some of these bizzare plans. But hey , we've seen fucking pro wrestlers and old action stars step into the political ring now....to help campaign for guys. So yeah its a crazy election I suppose...and I LLLOOVVEEEE ITTT....more INNNSSAAANNITY HA HA...
Sir Paul may lose some Pounds !
Across the pond poor Paul McCartney is still trying to shake crazy Heather Mills off his ass. The divorce has became a hugely contested case where Mills has pretty much became QUEEN BITCH with her actions. Her PR Firm quit her as did her lawyers who basically cited that she is a colossal fucking bitch.
Its said that she rejected offers worth millions awhile ago. Now she is heading into what a judge could rule and give her now. Sir Paul is worth half a Billion dollars its estimated and its unlikely Mills can get $200 million of it since she was only married 4 years. But she could still cash in big for Beatrice for the next 18 years.
Either way .....lets all hope Sir Paul can make it by the Queen Bitch of Fundraisers. And get back to making some good music and touring as usual !