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02-13-2008, 07:35 PM #1Dark Defender
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Life expectancy calculator
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02-13-2008, 07:46 PM #2Veteran Member
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I don't think this thing is working right. The age I got back wasn't forever.
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02-13-2008, 08:45 PM #3loves meter maids
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Is this a Japanese horror movie?
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02-14-2008, 10:48 AM #4Questioning Reality
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92, but somehow by the time I get there it will have been extended somewhere between 300 -1000.
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02-14-2008, 11:08 AM #5Elder Member
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Age 89 ?!? I guess I won't be able to afford to retire at age 65. Maybe 75.
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02-14-2008, 11:35 AM #6Rachel Summers fanboy
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83 years! Lower than everyone else, but that's okay, because I figured my life expectancy was 71.
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02-14-2008, 01:37 PM #7Dark Defender
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I like how not flossing your teeth every day shaves 2 years off your life expectancy
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Tom Stillwell: "How can a bunch of babies share one ass? I'm getting more depressed thinking about several babies all having to use the same ass. Fat ones at that."
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02-14-2008, 01:51 PM #8My mom says I'm cool
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84 years. I guess if I floss I can go up to 86. Eh still to much of a hassel.
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02-14-2008, 03:11 PM #9Veteran Member
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88. It was the not having a job and not having sex that got me there :(
Apparently, I need to get married and manage my stress to extend my life.
The amount of contradictions here are immeasurable even by the sophisticed calculation system of the live expectancy calculator.
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02-14-2008, 04:05 PM #10Assimilation or Death
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80. I'm lower than everyone here, but way above the expectancy for brazilian males, so I'm fine.
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02-14-2008, 04:59 PM #11Dark Defender
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Looks like I'm gonna outlive you, sucka!
Originally Posted by mattx110
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Tom Stillwell: "How can a bunch of babies share one ass? I'm getting more depressed thinking about several babies all having to use the same ass. Fat ones at that."
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02-15-2008, 05:04 AM #12Crusader of Justice
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83 for me.
Ever since I was about 4 I'd always planned on living to 99. 100 seemed greedy
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02-15-2008, 06:17 AM #13Junior Member
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mine came out at 74 but to be honest i've absolutely no idea whether I gave the right weight, cholesterol or any of the direct body statistics other than height so it could be less or more. I don't really know
Nothing to see here folks, go home
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02-16-2008, 10:06 AM #14....ultralulu
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....im going out in 2042 - ofcourse life on earth ends way before that - human life anyways
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02-22-2008, 10:25 AM #15I like Baseball.
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94, but I didn't know any of the cholesterol stuff. If I accurately factor that in, it probably loses 10-20 years.
Either way, I don't want to live to 94.
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