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    Default Cloverfield Monster vs Savage Hulk

    In a nutshell, Banner is in New York when the Cloverfield Monster starts destroying stuff. From one of the attacks, Banner gets pinned under some rubble, and the parasites start to close in on him. Luckily, Banner turns into the Hulk and makes quick work of the parasites. Hulk is instantly pissed at Clover and goes for the attack.

    So who wins?

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    IMHO it'd go kind of like "The madder hulk gets..." *shakes off rubble* "THE STRONGER HULK GETS!!!" *chucks Clover into orbit* :D
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    BREAWWRR STUPID SPIDER THINGY MAKE HULK ANGRY HULK SMASH!!!!!!

    *looks at giant monster* HULK SMASH SPIDER THINGY'S AND SPIDERTHINGY KEEP COMING..WHY? *looks around*

    GRARR big giant daddy thingy keeps making more spider monster..hulk no like giant daddy monster..make confused make jhulk angry..*gets rugbble tossed otop of it* stupid monster smash rubbel on hulk WELL IF MONSTER WILL SMASH HULK WILL SMASH BACK BROOOOOOWAARRRARRRRRRRR!!

    *goes to town on giant monster*

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    The Parasites:

    Awww! Hulk like Spiders! Hulk want pet you, Spider!

    OUCH! Spider bit Hulk on crotch! HULK NO LIKE SPIDER! HULK DESTROY YOU ALL! HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!

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    spoilers:
    I wonder if getting bit by one of those things will make hulk asplode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon King Psycho View Post
    spoilers:
    I wonder if getting bit by one of those things will make hulk asplode.
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    Well considering Hulk's skin is pretty impenetrible I doubt it'll even get to that point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by metalhead_dave743 View Post
    Well considering Hulk's skin is pretty impenetrible I doubt it'll even get to that point.
    Even if it did I would say Hulk insane healing factor would take care of anything introduced into his system.

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    Well yea, and he'd regain from it I'm sure.

    It's more a "what if" thing.

    And this is comic Hulk right? then it's a stomp. As tough as Cloverfield was, he wasn't in the league of comic "i lift mountains" hulk.
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    I dunno if it's a stomp.

    I mean this thing is freaking huge and very awkward, I dunno if Hulk would be able to lift it... I'm not saying it's too heavy for him, I'm saying I don't think Hulk could get it off the ground.

    And second, Clover spoilers:
    took a hell of a lot of punishment and kept standing. I think the Military tried everything short of a nuke. I KNOW they leveled Manhattan.
    end of spoilers Did the Marvel military ever go that far to kill Hulk?

    I'm not saying Hulk would lose. But it seems to me Clover shows a hell of a lot of resistance. My guess is Hulk keeps attacking and Clover keeps swatting him away until Hulk is pissed enough where his blows hurt and he gets the win. At least that's my guess.

    However if it gets to the point where Hulk is so mad he can oh... destroy an asteroid twice the size of earth with a single punch... then there probably won't be anything left of Clover.
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    Blatantly ends in sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radioactive Zombie View Post
    The Parasites:

    Awww! Hulk like Spiders! Hulk want pet you, Spider!

    OUCH! Spider bit Hulk on crotch! HULK NO LIKE SPIDER! HULK DESTROY YOU ALL! HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!
    "AAAAAAARRRGH!!! HULK TEACH DADDY TO TEACH CHILDREN TO NOT BITE HULK ON CROTCH!!!" *punches Clover in what looks to be its crotch...* :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by T51R View Post
    "AAAAAAARRRGH!!! HULK TEACH DADDY TO TEACH CHILDREN TO NOT BITE HULK ON CROTCH!!!" *punches Clover in what looks to be its crotch...* :D
    you remember that football in the crotch of an oldman scene?

    yeah...sept it will be with a huge giganto

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJS1982 View Post
    Blatantly ends in sex.
    With the size difference someone is going to be disappointed or REALLY impressed.

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    Hulk does to Cloverfield, what he did to Fing Fang Foom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik Hasta View Post
    Hulk does to Cloverfield, what he did to Fing Fang Foom.
    well atleast its not as bad as what ult hulk does to his enemies

    HMM HULK LOVE CLOVER..WITH MUSTARD..AND NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA YUM YUM

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