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    Default Ask a Skrull: Black Bolt!

    Hey gang,

    We're starting a new feature this week on Marvel.com where you can put your questions about Secret Invasion to none other than the Skrulls themselves, beginning with last week's Black Bolt imitator!

    Post your questions here ASAP and they will be answered by the not-so-silent Skrull who masqueraded as the monarch of the Inhumans stat!

    Thanks!

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    Technically speaking, wouldn't an online interview with Black Bolt crack the internet in half?

    Mr Black Bolt Skrull, this plan has apparently been in the works for years (Marvel Time), so why strike now? Certainly the Civil War has divided the heroes but why not in the aftermath of Onslaught or Avengers Disassemble for example?
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    Mr. Black Skrull: You know that your power is gone, fleet destroyed, armies scattered, cities crushed and people enslaved, right? In short: Your insolence has cost you your empire.

    So, considering the number of skrulls left, isn't an invasion a tad ambitious? Especially when your greatest warrior seems to be out fighting galactic threats. I mean, you don't have much of an empire anymore.

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    What was the first sign off the skrull invasion? Like if i look back in my old books which moment will i re-look at and be like? "ahh now that makes sense" or look at differently with suspicion?

    Please tell me it's not the guy in the shadows who ordered the attack on the raft by electro in New Avengers #1

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    So can Medusa control all her hair?
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    I assume you've had the unenviable position of having to impersonate all, if not most, of the Illumninati during your tenure as there offical skrull infiltrator. In that light, who was the most difficult to impersonate? Did anyone get close to seeing through your disguise, and if so who? and how would you have made them suffer if you were not, you know, dead?
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    Hey Skrull boy! Try imitating a tree and LEAVE!

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


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    Ever felt like switching sides and join the winning team? ;)
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    Did you ever feel bad about not going and helping your fellow Skrulls during the Annihilation Wars and the current Ultron/Phalanx Conquest?
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    Do Skrulls have a special device to get all that unwanted hair an' dirt outta the gaps in your oh-so nobbily chins?

    And have you got any more female Skrulls secreted away cause you must be really lonely considering all the others have been blasted to bits by Annihilus...
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    who have you come to respect in the superhero comminity

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    Mr Black Bolt Skrull, I would like to answer me this: In Paul Jenkins Inhumans we can read your thought. That's all exiting and great, but, are those your thoughts or the real Black Bolt's. I mean, when did you replaced him?
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    First week's responses now up--see if your question got answered!

    http://www.marvel.com/news/comicstor...;3A_Black_Bolt

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    You answered my question! I feel special and hawt right now.:o

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    Yay! Mine too.

    Although the fact that they didn't recongize my Master of Orion II: Battle at Antares reference is slightly disappointing.

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