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    Quote Originally Posted by Superheroic View Post
    I just want to say Kudos! to Schornforce for taking up the job of Hosting the awards!

    KUDOS!


    Quoted for truth.
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    *drumroll*

    An announcer's voice booms out, "And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! At the beautiful Dorothy Chandelier Pavillion, The Academy of Traitorous Arts and Sciences semi-proudly presents, The First Annual Traitor Game Awards!"



    A lone tumbleweed blows by.

    "Um... Literally several, several people have turned out for this spectacular event! Let's all see who's out on the carpet tonight!"

    (OOC: That's your cue! Feel free to cue up a character and mingle about the red carpet until I post the opening act later tonight!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin M. View Post
    Quoted for truth.
    Thank you, too, Kevin. :)

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    FWAAAAASSSHHHHHH!!!!


    "Come Evinlea," Charon said as the latest Traitor Game Power Couple arrived. Or as the TG Press liked to call them, Evinron. "Let's get this over with. After all, my home Universe isn't going to conquer itself."

    "Of course, my love," Evinlea said smiling. "I've even brought my own "Skullie" with me for when we win. And heaven help them if we don't."

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    I think it will be good if we quote the announcer's voice, and your (narrator) voice, in normal color (black) and your character's voice in various other colors. So you could give your character a proper introduction or the sort. Something like this:

    "Well, ladies and gents, it turns out that the anime monster tamer won't be showing up to tame these party animals after all. However, don't worry, folks, a last-minute replacement has been found! He might not have a reptile for a partner, but a naked mole rat is equal the ebullience! Give it up for..."

    As the announcer's vocalization spreaded throughout the locality, a limousine similar to that of Yagami, who is seemingly to be absent from the next game, pulled up against the concrete sidewalk, the radiant sunlight danced across the burnished windows of the convertible as it gradually advanced itself till the back of the car was parked to the crimson carpet that the guests would step towards ceremony.

    And from that section of the vehicle, the door clicked open. A leathery shoe laid itself against the linen cloth on the ground as the lace bowed on it bounced upon the impact, before another similar footwear set afoot on the threaded texture. Above the door, a blonde placed his sleeved hand on the metallic egress, while the dimpled teenager smiles at the flashing cameras and the wowing reporters.

    "Mr Stoppable, is it true that you will be reprising your role as the New Fearless Ferret?"
    "Why, yes. However, lemme assure you that I'll not let Mr North down. His legend shall live on. And do not get this wrong, Timothy North was a great man and a heroic superhero, and he still is... ...and don't forget to collect your Ferret Within action figures! Selling at only nine ninety-five and available in all Figures 'R Us toy-stores! While stock last, some assembly required."

    The young male moved along the carpet, with the media and the flashing contraptions following the smiling juvenile in the flowery, shimmering tuxedo, while his glimmering sets of teeth was flashed towards the 35mms.

    (be on the lookout for a surprising guest appearance later on)
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    Coming down from the distance, was Dr. Doom and his entourage. Banners and streamers begin flying. Fireworks and laser lights start setting off. Those cheesy gymnast dancers you usually see during the Disney World parades start prancing down the street. As you can see Dr. Doom has gone all out in making a grand entrance to the Traitor Game Award Show. You'd think it was the friggin' pope arriving.

    His personal singers, the Doomtations, begin singing.

    (To the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club theme)

    Who’s the leader of the world
    Once your power belongs to him
    D-O-C-T-O-R-D-O-O-M!

    DOCTOR DOOM!

    DOCTOR DOOM!

    Forever let us hold our banner
    High! High! High! High!

    Come along and sing a song
    With joy and praise for him!
    D-O-C-T-O-R-D-O-O-M!


    Doctor Doom's custom made Rolls Royce rolls up to the carpet.

    Doombot-23091: "Ladies and gentlemen! The Absolute Lord of Latervia! Bow down before Dr. Victor Von Doom!"

    Unfortunately, Doom has some trouble getting the door open.

    Doctor Doom's custom made Rolls Royce rolls up to the carpet.

    Doombot-23091: "Dr. Doom everybody!"

    Doom continues to have trouble opening the door.

    Doombot-23091: "Uh...umm....my lord and yours should be out momentarily."

    "BAH! Accursed makeshift door! You have made a powerful enemy today!"

    Doom blasts the door open.

    Doombot-23091: "And here is folks! The man of the hour! Victor Von D--- "

    Doom vaporizes Doombot-23091.

    "Fool."

    Doom then turns to the rest of the Doombots.

    Never speak of what just transpired EVER again!

    Doombots: "Yes my lord."

    "Now...let us make our way to the ceremony."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Doom View Post
    "Now...let us make our way to the ceremony."
    "One side mortal!" A large man ran past and shoved Dr. Doom. "Make way for Ares--"



    "GOD. OF. WAR!"

    "Now where's the buffet?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superheroic View Post
    "One side mortal!" A large man ran past and shoved Dr. Doom. "Make way for Ares--"



    "GOD. OF. WAR!"

    "Now where's the buffet?"
    "It would be wise of you to never lay your disgusting hands on me EVER again, Ares. It saddens me that a filthy in-bred being as yourself is classified as a god. Thank your father Zeus that this is a no-fight zone. Or else you would have most definately felt the unquestioned wrath of one Victor Von Doom!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Purple Skull View Post
    "It would be wise of you to never lay your disgusting hands on me EVER again, Ares. It saddens me that a filthy in-bred being as yourself is classified as a god. Thank your father Zeus that this is a no-fight zone. Or else you would have most definately felt the unquestioned wrath of one Victor Von Doom!"
    The ground rocked thunderously with a tremendous crash.



    "Howdy, Victor. Now, get out of the way." Dr. Doom was again shoved aside. "Somebody mentioned a buffet?"

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    Ukyo Kuonji arrived on the scene just in time to see Doom's entrance. "Typical Doom. He always has to make a big production." she sighed.

    With the permission of the owners, Ukyo pushed her yatai (a mobile food stall) into the concession area of the building. She picked up a nearby microphone and made an announcement.

    "Okay, everyone. I'd like to announce that the okonomiyaki booth is officially open."



    Ukyo had an easier time entering the building. She looked, and didn't see many people she recognized aside from Dr. Doom and his entourage.

    Then, she heard a sound behind her that she'd only heard before in the Mario games. It was the sound of a 'warp pipe'. Ukyo turned, and saw Goombella emerge from such a pipe. The Goomba girl approached Ukyo.

    "Hi! Am I late? I totally don't understand why there's an award ceremony for games in which people are doing each other in, but I'm here anyway."

    "The awards haven't started yet." Ukyo replied. "Don't ask me why they're doing this, though."

    "Yeah. But I guess some folks have a weird sense of humor." Goombella replied. "So we might as well enjoy it, y'know?"

    Just then, they both heard a familiar "Bwah hah hah ha!"

    They turned to see Bowser and Kammy entering the building. "These awards are a waste of time!" Bowser proclaimed. "Everyone knows who's gonna win! And it's gonna be me!"

    "In every category, your Awardwinningness." Kammy Koopa replied, floating past him on her broom.

    "Don't know why anyone else even bothers! Everyone knows the greatest Traitor of em all is Bowser, King of the Koopas!"

    "Oh, great." Goombella replied. "I heard those two are up for at least one award. If they win it, we'll totally never hear the end of it."

    Ukyo just sighed. "We're going to have a lot of egos here tonight."

    Ares arrived, followed by the Hulk.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hulk View Post
    "Howdy, Victor. Now, get out of the way." Dr. Doom was again shoved aside. "Somebody mentioned a buffet?"
    "Hulk, do you like okonomiyaki?" Ukyo asked. "I can make enough for just about everyone."

    She tried to sound more confidant than she was. She hoped she was not the only one serving food and drink here.
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    Ronno laid his azure pupils upon the green cloaked tyrant.

    "Wow, temper-much. He should really take some anger management lesson. But eh, so does all of Kim's enemies," he shrugged his shoulders, before a hairless rodent made its way out of the small compartment of Ron's cerulean coat, while its owner moved along the welcome mat.

    "Mhmn hn," the skinny pet nodded against its barely seen, slender neck.

    Suddenly, spotlights of variant colors began to shine against the bright, sunny atmosphere surrounding. And at that moment, while Doom doom his minions, the announcer's voice boomed across the ovation and excitement.

    "Well, well, well! Looks like we have a very special guest, ladies and gents! She starred in the all well-known series popular among the young and old, and the movie adapted after the series, which lasted for a well chain of four seasons! Folks, give it up for the one, the only..."

    Before the commentator could finish his introduction to the special guest, a loud explosion appeared above, smoke and ash flew across the once clear sky, sending a stench of cinder towards the crowd, polluting a small amount of the breathable oxygen.

    "What in the world? Rufus, it's an explosion!"

    After Ron's obvious comment had come to pass, a shadow moved across the cloudy gas as it cleared out from the blue. When the smog finally disappear from the air, a humanoid with a parachute descend himself towards the ground. The crowd laid their eyes on the mysterious arrival, only to discover that the supposedly uninvited guest was a female, in a blue crash helmet and black top.

    "Folks, put your hands together for the one and only, Kim Possible!"
    "Aww man! Kim!"
    "What's up sunshine?"
    "You totally made a killing out of my entrance! You could at least warn me before you make such a spectacular appearance."
    "Sorry, but I would have been late if I change into something more, formal."
    "Lemme guess, Drakken?"
    "Furrier."
    "Monkey Fist."
    "Checked and packaged. And is that..."
    "Yeah, heh. I thought I put on the suit I worn during our first date for this special occasion."
    "Oh, Ron! That's so sweet."

    As the spotlights rotate around the two zealous teenyboppers, Kim's rosy lips approaches those of Ron's, and as the fireworks continued, they kissed.

    "Listen, Ron, I just came by to say..."
    "Oh, no worries, you can sit by me when the ceremony's going on."
    "No, it's not that. It's just that I want to make sure you..."
    "Make sure I... what?"
    "During the incoming games, just, be careful, alright? Both of us know how you always..."
    "Kim, I'm different now. I saved an entire planet... with your help, of course, but the point is, I will be okay. The deaths aren't real anyway. It... it will be a joy-ride. No big."
    "Swell," she answered with a final smile before the two moved along the elongated rug.

    "Oh, one more thing," she said, before removing her shirt and pants.
    "Er, Kim, what are you doing?!" exclaimed a nervous Ron whose cheeks resembled a red crimson moon.
    "Be rational, Ron, I'm just changing into something more comfortable," she answered, before revealing a cocktail dress beneath the threads.

    "Isn't that..."
    "Heh, yeah. Thought you might be wearing that suit so I picked up that burned dress along."
    "Partially, burned dress."
    "You know what? You're right, you've grown."
    "And proud of it."
    "Don't let that head get to you."

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    A flurry of cameras followed a lone blond woman walking across the red carpet.



    “HELLO! ZIS IS HEIDI KLUM! REPORTING LIVE FROM ZE RED CARPET AT THE ZE DOROT’Y CHANDELIER PAVILION! FOR OUR SPECIAL PROJECT TRAITOR GAME FINALE SPECIAL!” She gave the cameras her patented Heidi Klum smile. “REPORTING VIT’ ME TONIGHT ARE SPECIAL HOMOSEXUAL FASHION CORRESPONDENT BO.”



    “I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!”

    “OH ZAT HOMOSEXUAL BO! UND ALSO VIT US IS FASHION ICON QUVINN MORGENDORFFER!”



    “Thank you Heidi. It’s so exciting to be here. According to Waif Magazine awards shows are the hip new advertising. And I would just like to take a moment to tell everyone about the Fashion Club’s brand new charity clothing dri…”


    “ZAT’S BORING! IGNORE HER!” Just then a dash of blue cought Heidi’s eye. She could barely contain her glee as she spotted Charon. “LOOK! IT’S 80’S STYLE ICON DR. MANHATON!”

    She ran over with the cameras trailing behind her. “DR. MANHATON! VHO ARE YOU VEARING?”

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    "Great. The Hulk is here. What's the next?"



    "...."

    "...."

    "...."

    "...."

    "...."

    "...."

    Doombot-2210: "You again?! We'll handle this my lord."

    Doombot-2210 climbs on the shoulders of Doombot-1029

    Doombots: "Mecha-Shiva!"

    Grand Galactic Inquisitor: "Ignore Me!"

    Doombots: "Mecha-Shiva!"

    Grand Galactic Inquisitor: "Ignore Me!"

    Doombots: "Mecha-Shiva!"

    Grand Galactic Inquisitor: "Ignore Me!"

    Doombots: "Mecha-Shiva!"

    Grand Galactic Inquisitor: "Ignore Me!"

    "....Somebody shoot me."
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    Just then, a figure appeared

    The crowds looked up. grumblings of "He isn't even up for an award." and "he can't be till next year anyway." were met by a shout.

    "All right fuckers, why don't you make way for our master, Alucard. And befor you all start whining youre fucking asses off about him not being up for an award, he's just here to observe, ok? So shut the fuck up!"
    "Are you ever quiet brther?"

    Alucard looks down on the other two.
    "I can't believe I'm stuck with these two. Oh well, I supose there stupidity is somewhat amusing."

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    A large robotic T-Rex could be seen stomping down the red carpet leaving large foot prints in its wake. Just behind him, a group of robot dinosaurs consisting of a Triceratops, Terrorsaur, Stegosaurus, and Brontosaurus were causing a ruckus as the knocked down cameras, and reporters as the marched down the red carpet.

    "Me, Grimlock, love award shows" the T-Rex yelled.

    "Especially when me, Grimlock, win"

    The rest of the dinobots had a different opinion of the matter.

    "Me hate award shows" Swoop said in protest

    "Me, Slag, want to bash Decepticons" Slag yelled as he knocked down at guard rail

    "What award show?" Sludge asked as he continued to move.

    Snarl remained silent as he continued to move forward.

    "Me, Grimock, say you keep moths shut, and keep walking!!" he yelled to his fellow Dinobots.

    "Me don't want to" Slag yelled back.

    The Dinobots continued to argue as they made their way into the theater.
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