No worries. But I'm sorry to say that I've already named a character after you that gets killed off horrible for his insolence.
Nah, just kidding.
- Andy Schmidt
What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.
Respect is given when honesty exists, when goal posts are not moved, when a simple "I was wrong" is stated rather than a "you misunderstood what I said".
In honor of the greatest pirate of them all, you must spend the 19th introducing yourself to strangers in the following manner:
"I'm [Insert Name Here], Mighty Pirate!"
Also, you must try to work the phrase, "How appropriate, you fight like a cow," into conversation. No fair forcing it just blurting it out non-sequitor style, you gotta make it work.
I tried the translator out:
This: "I'm Forefinger. I like to kill people for no reason. I work in a prison, where one day I get to do what I like. I got to kill people when I was in the Army, but I had a reason for doing that. Anyway, I'm married with a child now so I should settle down, stop reading comics, drinking, and playing video games, but I'm quite addicted to drinking, video games, and the internet. CBR and porn are my main internet vices. Anyway, I just wanted to see how this would translate."
"Ahoy, i'm Forefin'er. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?"
I think the fact that I resemble Alan Tudyk will help me in this endeavor.
I'm autistic. What's your excuse?
AKA Muffin, Rear Admiral Nerdcock...
Y'know that thing I said that got you offended? I was just joking.
Do we really need two threads?
Listen to this: alt-j - Something Good
This one was here first, and it has the translator!
Aye, this one was har first, and it has the translator, shiver me timbers!
Why can't there be two threads? There is always this competition between threads! Why can't they just get along?
Aye, why can't thar be two threads? A pence for an old man o'de sea?
Aaron Kashtan | Formerly Sir Tim Drake
Classic Comics Forum Moderator Emeritus
COTM MC Emeritus
Brittain Fellowship | UF Comics Studies | Examples of my work
"Meanwhile, a puppy that fell down a storm drain on Proxima Centauri was rescued by a trained slith, which unfortunately then ate it. And now, sports."
This day be not done say I.
This thread, stay on the front page it will
This chair be high, says I.
formerly coke & comics
Sleepwalker is Sandman done right. ~Tadhg
I realize I'm about 5 minutes too late for this, but I came to the conclusion that you can't keep Captain McAllister off a Pirate Thread.
Sea Captain: Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be.
Sea Captain: Arr ... I don't know what I'm doin'.