Words of Wisdom from Cam63

**Dark Galaxy** · 08-20-2007, 11:38 PM

Cam's insightful and succinct posts almost always make me chuckle, but he seems to have been especially prolific as of late.

So, here are some of the highlights of "Life Lessons from Down Under."

Originally Posted by Cam63

-Hitler ?
Mostly, he needed shooting.

-Sometimes a taco is just a taco.

-There's something for everyone.

-No, the dicks stayed in England.

-I'd love it when dead stays dead.

-Yep. Horoscopes are as believable as those who claim pollution and Paris is good for the planet.

-Freaky fans make life all the more interesting.

-I hate shitty art ( I'm looking at you, '90s ! )

-Teeth do not mean nothing to a football player who has his pride.

-If all else fails, kill the bastard who sold it to you.
That's what Mother Teresa would do.

-Planet Karen is as special as beer and kittens.

-Integrity is sexy !

-Nothing can explain Lester.

-I'm the guy who had his fingers chopped off by a razored boomerang thrown by Lindsay Lohan's future lovechild just before a petrol tank booby trap went off in my face.
...The future sucks, kids.

-Olney proudly proclaimed Tamyrn is Gail's real name a while ago.
...We all know it's really Lusty Funbaggs.

**Gail Simone** · 08-21-2007, 01:14 AM

There are a few posters that, if they left, I don't know if I'd want to keep this board going anymore, just because they seem so integral at this point.

Cam is one of them.

Gail

**Linkara** · 08-21-2007, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by Gail Simone

There are a few posters that, if they left, I don't know if I'd want to keep this board going anymore, just because they seem so integral at this point.

Cam is one of them.

Gail

I'm with Mrs. Funbaggs.

**Shisho** · 08-21-2007, 06:59 AM

Cam63 always manages to make me smile with his comments. (He almost made me blush once. Almost.)

But I have to wonder if Cam really likes beer that much, or it was just a running joke that got away from him. Cam, your thoughts? :)

**Aggie** · 08-21-2007, 08:09 AM

and people wonder why he's so crushworthy??

**Alan Lynch** · 08-21-2007, 08:12 AM

Cam is indeed a funny bastard. I'll raise a beer to the man.

**beetlebum** · 08-21-2007, 08:37 AM

Cam's a good one mate. His sense of humour always seems to pop up at the right time though it is dry and can be lost on me (see the Ask a Dungeons and Dragons player thread) But he's a good one and does not seem to mind the fact that we will always take the piss out of him for being Australian (which is why I will continue to do so):D Gail's right, the board will not be the same without him.

And now: A lesson in Australian English!

beetlebum: Do you have any water?
Cam63: Beer?
beetlebum: No. Wa-ter?
Cam63: Be-er?
beetlebum: No Wa-t-er W-A-T-E-R..
Cam63: Be-er? B-E-E-R.... :p :)

**hellokittykat** · 08-21-2007, 08:58 AM

Cam is more special than beer flavored kittens!

**Gail Simone** · 08-21-2007, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by Linkara

I'm with Mrs. Funbaggs.

That's MS. Funbaggs.

Gail

**hellokittykat** · 08-21-2007, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Gail Simone

That's MS. Funbaggs.

Gail

I thought it Ms. Sugarbunns.

Huh. My bad.

**Kyuubi** · 08-21-2007, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Gail Simone

That's MS. Funbaggs.

Gail

Ah, so your real name is Mississippi Funbaggs!

INFORM THE OLNEY!

**Reverend Smooth** · 08-21-2007, 02:08 PM

Yay Cam! \o.o/

**heystacy** · 08-21-2007, 02:34 PM

Just don't get him started on puns. ;)

Cam does, indeed, rock!

**sunshinegirl** · 08-21-2007, 02:42 PM

cam confuses me sometimes.

but he likes beer.

beer is good.

so, if b= beer, and c= cam, then b + c = good.

and if b= beer, and m= me, then b + m = good

so, cam is good.

any questions?