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    Slightly Curved Member Azrael52's Avatar
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    Default Other Names for Masterbation (Creativity gets bonus points)

    I've just always found them all very humorous.

    Floggin the dolphin
    Shakin' up the soda
    Spankin' the dog
    Arm Wrestling with your buddy (or thumb wrestling for some ;) )
    Playing the Slot Machine
    Weekends with Grandpa (crap, where's that delete key?!!!??!!?)

    C'mon, you pervs. Oh, and you can use some for the ladies, too.
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    For female masturbation:

    Flicking the bean
    Polishing the pearl

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    launching the rocket

    shucking the corn

    the five-knuckle shuffle

    taking the dog out for a walk

    jerkin' the gerkin

    timing Old Faithful
    "Your derail-fu is WEAK, grasshopper." -- Sabrinaset

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    wack the weasel

    hitting one out te park
    they label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings

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    The gender names are mixed

    Stress relief session with Dr.Johnson
    Working the Pipe
    Smoothing the silk
    "It isn't jumping the shark if you never come back down." Chuck

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    Strangling the snake
    Pumping the shotgun

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    Ladies: Shania-ing your Twain

    Guys: Strom-ing your Thurmond

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    Wrestling with the Anaconda
    "It isn't jumping the shark if you never come back down." Chuck

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    turning Japanese

    looking for the Crackerjack prize

    it's crying time again

    DAMMIT, DON'T JUST LAY THERE!
    "Your derail-fu is WEAK, grasshopper." -- Sabrinaset

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    Shallacking the glacknoid.
    Go !@#$ yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Zodiac View Post
    Shallacking the glacknoid.
    This is made of win

    well phoney bones are better but BARELY
    they label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings

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    Really obscure Springsteen reference -

    Dedicating one to Freehold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BnL View Post
    For female masturbation:
    Stirring your witch's cauldron.

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    They call me Mr. Pip! the4thpip's Avatar
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    Sex with someone you love.
    My blog.

    We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given.
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    I saw this one on a forum somewhere.

    It's not really the same as the others, but cracked me up nonetheless.

    'He was wanking like an angry orchestra.'

    Burping The Worm.

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