I've just always found them all very humorous.
Floggin the dolphin
Shakin' up the soda
Spankin' the dog
Arm Wrestling with your buddy (or thumb wrestling for some ;) )
Playing the Slot Machine
Weekends with Grandpa (crap, where's that delete key?!!!??!!?)
C'mon, you pervs. Oh, and you can use some for the ladies, too.
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07-31-2007, 09:42 PM #1Slightly Curved Member
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Other Names for Masterbation (Creativity gets bonus points)
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07-31-2007, 09:46 PM #2Veteran Member
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For female masturbation:
Flicking the bean
Polishing the pearl
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07-31-2007, 09:51 PM #3comic book gleek
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launching the rocket
shucking the corn
the five-knuckle shuffle
taking the dog out for a walk
jerkin' the gerkin
timing Old Faithful"Your derail-fu is WEAK, grasshopper." -- Sabrinaset
"Some of you had your sense of humor surgically removed when you got an internet connection." -- Rob McNew (paraphrased)
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07-31-2007, 09:51 PM #4Elder Member
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wack the weasel
hitting one out te parkthey label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings
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07-31-2007, 09:52 PM #5Space Vixen
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The gender names are mixed
Stress relief session with Dr.Johnson
Working the Pipe
Smoothing the silk"It isn't jumping the shark if you never come back down." Chuck
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07-31-2007, 09:55 PM #6The rest is silence
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Strangling the snake
Pumping the shotgun
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07-31-2007, 09:58 PM #7Bowties are cool!
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Ladies: Shania-ing your Twain
Guys: Strom-ing your Thurmond
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07-31-2007, 09:59 PM #8Space Vixen
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Wrestling with the Anaconda
"It isn't jumping the shark if you never come back down." Chuck
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07-31-2007, 09:59 PM #9comic book gleek
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turning Japanese
looking for the Crackerjack prize
it's crying time again
DAMMIT, DON'T JUST LAY THERE!"Your derail-fu is WEAK, grasshopper." -- Sabrinaset
"Some of you had your sense of humor surgically removed when you got an internet connection." -- Rob McNew (paraphrased)
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07-31-2007, 10:44 PM #10Postmodern Man
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Shallacking the glacknoid.
Go !@#$ yourself.
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07-31-2007, 11:31 PM #11Elder Member
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This is made of win
Originally Posted by Jack Zodiac
well phoney bones are better but BARELYthey label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings
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08-01-2007, 12:46 AM #12Aussie Ninja
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Really obscure Springsteen reference -
Dedicating one to Freehold."He actually amnesty them!"
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08-01-2007, 12:54 AM #13Negative Man
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Stirring your witch's cauldron. Originally Posted by BnL
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08-01-2007, 01:02 AM #14They call me Mr. Pip!
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Sex with someone you love.
My blog.
We struggled against apartheid in South Africa, supported by people the world over, because black people were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about; our very skins. It is the same with sexual orientation. It is a given.
- Desmond Tutu
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08-01-2007, 01:21 AM #15Senior Member
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I saw this one on a forum somewhere.
It's not really the same as the others, but cracked me up nonetheless.
'He was wanking like an angry orchestra.'
Burping The Worm.
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