Wallopin' websnappers, it's back! Tuck in your stingers and protect your web balls, folks! It's time for the comedic kick to the crotch known as:
The Amazing SPIDER-CAPTION contest!
The rules:
I will post a picture from something Spider-Man related. Any dialog will be blanked out. You, the players, will post comical captions, which may include dialog, narration, or whatever you like. Pay no attention to the word balloons or captions in the picture; arrange it any way you want. Post as many captions as you like, as often as you like. I want to see creativity, people! Not 700 "The Other" jokes.
Board rules still apply. Be civil: this is for laughs, not a way to sneak in an insult about a creator. And keep language to a PG13ish level.
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Have fun!
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Thread: Spider-Caption ~ Volume 2 ~ #2!
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07-29-2007, 09:14 PM #1Whitmore: Rebirth!
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Spider-Caption ~ Volume 2 ~ #2!
This week at Comic Critics!: Sexual Harrisment
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07-29-2007, 09:24 PM #2Eternally Aflame
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Venom: "We said, 'Smile for the camera' you idiot! Don't you have any brains? Oh, right, We ate them..."
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07-29-2007, 09:27 PM #3K-Bell is Dazzler
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After smelling the symbiote's fingers, Peter finally realized why Aunt May had been winking at him so much recently
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07-29-2007, 09:32 PM #4BOWTIES ARE COOL
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"Now, Spidey, you watch Bruce Willis while Sandman and I take Ving Rames in the other room."
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07-29-2007, 09:37 PM #5Living Legend
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Venom: Where is your God now, Pete?Amazing Spider-Man, Future Foundation, Captain America, The Invincible Iron Man, The Mighty Thor, The New Avengers, The Avengers, Batman Inc., Detective Comics, Green Lantern
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07-29-2007, 09:40 PM #6Whitmore: Rebirth!
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Caption: Venom has yet to completely grasp the game "Guess Who?"
SEANThis week at Comic Critics!: Sexual Harrisment
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07-29-2007, 09:40 PM #7Living Legend
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Venom: I got the hot dog, if you got the buns, Pete!Amazing Spider-Man, Future Foundation, Captain America, The Invincible Iron Man, The Mighty Thor, The New Avengers, The Avengers, Batman Inc., Detective Comics, Green Lantern
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07-29-2007, 09:44 PM #8BOWTIES ARE COOL
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Venom: "Can't you keep this mask on for five minutes?!"
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07-29-2007, 10:05 PM #9Living Legend
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After that night, Peter has been getting an awful lot of fever blisters around his fun zone.
Nuff Said True Believer!Amazing Spider-Man, Future Foundation, Captain America, The Invincible Iron Man, The Mighty Thor, The New Avengers, The Avengers, Batman Inc., Detective Comics, Green Lantern
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07-30-2007, 10:56 AM #10New Member
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07-30-2007, 11:03 AM #11Pimpin Aint Ea$y
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"Yum Yum, Venom your hands taste like chicken."
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07-30-2007, 05:08 PM #12Living Legend
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Venom: Feel like dancing now, Pete? :evilsmileAmazing Spider-Man, Future Foundation, Captain America, The Invincible Iron Man, The Mighty Thor, The New Avengers, The Avengers, Batman Inc., Detective Comics, Green Lantern
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08-01-2007, 01:40 AM #13Senior Member
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Ten seconds from now, Peter will swear never to go to a discount massage therapist ever again.
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08-01-2007, 01:48 AM #14BANNED
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take one::BlackCostume:: Mom is SEW gonna love you! (*giggles like a school girl bitch*)
take two::BlackCostume:: I like you. I like you Ah-LOT!
(yeah...not really funny...but it's 5AM mytime & i thought it was funny...sorta)Last edited by Matthew K.; 08-01-2007 at 01:51 AM.
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08-01-2007, 08:46 AM #15Senior Member
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Venom: "Peek-a-boo ya son of a spider!"
Narrator: "Remember this anyone?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqYA5...elated&search=
Narrator: "That's how Peter's screaming when Venom's ripping his head off."From now on we're poison to you Spider-Man. That's why we call ourselves... VENOM!!!
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