So you've been blessed with the mutant gene & you've got all these fancy powers & you've just invested all your savings in a natty, unstable molecule costume. Your off to the big time! Hooray!
But you haven't hired a top class PR firm to come up with a super hot code name for youself, so you scramble around for the something to call yourself. You look in the dictionary & flick through magazines to get an idea, but you end up with something truely dire & embarrassing & small children laugh & point at you in the street.
Which X-related chatacters have been lumbered with the worst codenames of all time?
My top jobs:
SKIDS: Oh dear. Here in the UK "skids" is slang for sh** stains in your undergarments! The poor girl has been living in a sewer for most of her life & then she gives herself a handle which is the by-product of not wiping yourself properly.....
VINDALOO: Calling yourself after a hot curry, doesn't really instill great terror in an opponent, unless your up against "Princess Vegan" or "Food Allergy Lad"
LIFEGUARD: mmmmmmm. It's just a bit lame really, but then the character wasn't exactly top class. She should have called herself "Super-duper-can-do-anything-lass" plus Lifeguard is a name of a toilet cleaner product (with added limescale remover & a pine fresh smell!)
MAMMOMAX: I don't really need to add anything else.....:(