In case you are unfamiliar with it, The Onion is an awesome humor newspaper.
They've had so many great articles and headlines over the years, so I was wondering what your favorite The Onion article/headline is!!
Here are some of mine:
Jesus Christ Returns...to the NBA (this one came out around the time Jordan was returning to the NBA - I love the line where they quote Jesus as complaining about a former teammate, "Kevin Willis, why hath thou foresaken me?")
There's No "My Kid Has Cancer" In Team!
Point: Keep the Government Off My Uterus/Counterpoint: We Must Deploy Troops To Jessica Linden's Uterus Immediately
Share your favorites!!