Funniest Preacher quotes.

**jesse_custer** · 06-03-2007, 05:07 PM

"Son of God or son of man, Marseille: You can't fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it." - Herr Starr

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Cassidy: "Have you seen the fuckin' state've me? Are you trynna tell me yeh're gonna fuck off an' leave me to that space-cadet hooer of a wop up there? What kind've a fuckin' lovin' God are you?!"

God: "You deserve it. You are a blood-drinking thing that crawls in the night. You are lower than the worst scum on the surface of the earth. I name you beast."

**johnnystl34** · 06-03-2007, 06:25 PM

Damn it! I was gonna post that one!

**ratzo** · 06-03-2007, 06:34 PM

"Well, dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."

**Sean Whitmore** · 06-03-2007, 10:06 PM

Jesse: "I'm sayin' you're the kind of guy who'd crawl through a perfectly good whorehouse to get to a fat boy's ass."

Jesse: "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU! Where the fuck is your CHIN?"

SEAN

**bookguy** · 06-04-2007, 05:21 AM

"Time I'm done with you, you're gonna wish your Father pulled out early."
Jesse to irate bar patron before starting a fight.

Preacher # 13

**Radical** · 06-04-2007, 09:11 AM

(just as they're about to be crushed by a falling fatass)

Inbred Descendant of Christ: "Today thou shalt be with me in paradise."

Grail Soldier: "Great."

**Walter West** · 06-04-2007, 10:36 AM

Humperdido!!!!

**PastePotPete** · 06-04-2007, 02:15 PM

Herr Starr had all the best quotes.

"GAZE UPON THE FACE OF WAR!!!"

[revealing at that moment the tubing that had replaced his castrated penis]

**ultramandingo** · 06-04-2007, 05:30 PM

.............anything arseface said

**dancj** · 06-05-2007, 05:07 AM

"Martian niggers"

and of course

"Walkway not a fuckinig standway! Walkway not a fuckinig standway! Walkway not a fuckinig standway! Walkway not a fuckinig standway! Walkway not a fuckinig standway!"

**Michael P** · 06-05-2007, 05:11 AM

"Fuck me hard and call me Eva!"

**jesse_custer** · 06-05-2007, 11:06 AM

This is paraphrased, but it's excellent:

"You know what I heard about Irish guys? I heard they like to stick their feet in their asses an' fuck themselves with their toes."

**saumilsingh** · 06-05-2007, 11:11 AM

Can't believe noone said this already but...

"FUCK YOU"

**brunofrankelli** · 06-06-2007, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by Sean Whitmore

Jesse: "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU! Where the fuck is your CHIN?"

SEAN

This had me laughing so hard when I read it. Especially with Dillon's awesome rendering of the "white race's greatest champions'" expressions when Jesse told them to take off their KKK hoods.