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    Default Funniest Preacher quotes.

    "Son of God or son of man, Marseille: You can't fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it." - Herr Starr

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    Cassidy: "Have you seen the fuckin' state've me? Are you trynna tell me yeh're gonna fuck off an' leave me to that space-cadet hooer of a wop up there? What kind've a fuckin' lovin' God are you?!"

    God: "You deserve it. You are a blood-drinking thing that crawls in the night. You are lower than the worst scum on the surface of the earth. I name you beast."

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    Damn it! I was gonna post that one!

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    Default Tulip

    "Well, dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."

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    Jesse: "I'm sayin' you're the kind of guy who'd crawl through a perfectly good whorehouse to get to a fat boy's ass."

    Jesse: "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU! Where the fuck is your CHIN?"


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    Talking My favourite Preacher quote

    "Time I'm done with you, you're gonna wish your Father pulled out early."
    Jesse to irate bar patron before starting a fight.

    Preacher # 13

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    (just as they're about to be crushed by a falling fatass)

    Inbred Descendant of Christ: "Today thou shalt be with me in paradise."

    Grail Soldier: "Great."
    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

    -Abraham Lincoln

    "We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."

    -Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26

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    Humperdido!!!!

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    Herr Starr had all the best quotes.

    "GAZE UPON THE FACE OF WAR!!!"

    [revealing at that moment the tubing that had replaced his castrated penis]
    "People don't want questions. They want answers." -- Plato to Socrates, right before he drank the poison

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    .............anything arseface said

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    "Martian niggers"

    and of course

    "Walkway not a fuckinig standway! Walkway not a fuckinig standway! Walkway not a fuckinig standway! Walkway not a fuckinig standway! Walkway not a fuckinig standway!"

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    "Fuck me hard and call me Eva!"
    "If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth, on manners

    "It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether I win or lose." - Peter David, on life

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    This is paraphrased, but it's excellent:

    "You know what I heard about Irish guys? I heard they like to stick their feet in their asses an' fuck themselves with their toes."
    Last edited by jesse_custer; 06-06-2007 at 11:03 AM.

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    Can't believe noone said this already but...

    "FUCK YOU"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Whitmore View Post
    Jesse: "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU! Where the fuck is your CHIN?"


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    This had me laughing so hard when I read it. Especially with Dillon's awesome rendering of the "white race's greatest champions'" expressions when Jesse told them to take off their KKK hoods.

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    After 2,000 years of keeping them breeding inside the one bloodline, we're lucky the bastard doesn't have antennae.

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