Ridiculous wishes for WWH you'd love to see

[Willowhugger]

1. Hulk vs. the Ultimates Doctor Strange banishes Hulk from this dimension and he promptly spanks the Ultimates team and especially his gutless evil self there.

2. Hulk kills Black Bolt: Just to show he's serious. I think that BB's scream will destroy Atillan.

3. Hulk the Pimp: Hulk invites the Ladies of the Mighty Avengers back to his place for a peaceful resolution of this conflict.

4. Hulk cripples Xavier: Charles will lose his legs again anyway so why not now?

5. Hulk destroys the Initiative: I'd like to see the entire 50 state Initiative suck on Hulk....and he destroys them all.

6. Hulkbusters brigade: The assembled team by Tony Stark consisting of Juggernaut, Abomination, Clor, Rhino, the Destroyer, and Maestro.

7. One Shot K.O.: Doc Samson is taken out in one punch by Hulk who doesn't even bother with him otherwise.

8. The Sentry is the Hulk's sidekick: Just have him hang on and talk about how awesome he is. Sentry can give part of his power to Betty Banner and some to Amadeus Cho as Sentry Jr.

[Lord Darkwolf]

5. Hulk destroys the Initiative: I'd like to see the entire 50 state Initiative suck on Hulk....and he destroys them all.

Except Cloud 9 ...Cloud 9 must survive ... she is too sweet to kill .

[rZi]

Hulk rips off sentrys face to find superman underneath...he then proceeds to eat him and it never gets retconned.

[Psyco panda]

Hulk and the warbound manage to break into a secret Shield warehouse where Stark is keeping... HULK'S Megamorph!

http://www.incrediblehulk.com/megamorph.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Megamorphs

Hulk gets in it and there is much destruction.

[DannyV_El_Acme]

Hulk and the warbound manage to break into a secret Shield warehouse where Stark is keeping... HULK'S Megamorph!

http://www.incrediblehulk.com/megamorph.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Megamorphs

Hulk gets in it and there is much destruction.

Hahaha, that is precious :p

Personally, I want Hulk to beat some sense into The Sentry so he stops dancing to any tune they play him. For such an incredibly powerful hero, The Sentry sure lets himself be led around. I also wanna see a Hercules/Thor fight... which would actually lead into a Hulk/Hercule/Thor TEAM-UP. Forsooth, let the laying down of the smack begin!

In the end, I just want Tony Stark to have a REALLY bad time.

[DaNerd]

Amadeus Cho to look over Reeds calculations about why they have to have the SHRA and say...

. . . You know, this is flawed. Here and here you make this assumption, but that would not be true because .....

And ends up proving that what they are doing is bringing about the worse rather than preventing it.

[Red Lotus]

1. Hulk kills Xavier. Not having him in the X-men would really make me happy.
2. Hulk vs ThunderBolts. Hulk Smashes Penance.
3. Sentry throws Hulk into the Sun. LOL I just think that would be funny.
4. Iron Man use the Reality Gem to kill the Hulk.
5. No more Hulk just Banner.

[Exo]

Hulk resurrects Captain America: no apparent reason.

Hulk gets shot back into space: Planet Hulk 2?

[Magneto Rocks]

1. Black Bolt blows Hulk into the Sun in issue 1. They reflect on how anticlimatic that was for a few issues.

2. Hulk is grappling with Iron Man when there's a roar of "Avengers, Assemble!" and the New Avengers come to aid Iron Man, accepting that this is exactly what he feared and joining the Initiative.

3. Iron Man pounds Hulk into unconsciousness then hauls his ass to 42, where Hulk finds that even he cannot break out.

4. Hulk is dog-piled by the Initiative and never breaks out

5. It is discovered that the Brood were behind the sabotage and Hulk smashes them all. He the ngoes out of control, smashes half of New York, before realising he just proved why they had to send him away, and blasting off himself for a lonely existence among the stars with his remaining Warbound- but this time, Jen goes with him.

[myslead]

1. Black Bolt blows Hulk into the Sun in issue 1. They reflect on how anticlimatic that was for a few issues.

2. Hulk is grappling with Iron Man when there's a roar of "Avengers, Assemble!" and the New Avengers come to aid Iron Man, accepting that this is exactly what he feared and joining the Initiative.

3. Iron Man pounds Hulk into unconsciousness then hauls his ass to 42, where Hulk finds that even he cannot break out.

4. Hulk is dog-piled by the Initiative and never breaks out

5. It is discovered that the Brood were behind the sabotage and Hulk smashes them all. He the ngoes out of control, smashes half of New York, before realising he just proved why they had to send him away, and blasting off himself for a lonely existence among the stars with his remaining Warbound- but this time, Jen goes with him.

lol

anyway,

1. no delay with the issues.

[DannyV_El_Acme]

1. Black Bolt blows Hulk into the Sun in issue 1. They reflect on how anticlimatic that was for a few issues.

2. Hulk is grappling with Iron Man when there's a roar of "Avengers, Assemble!" and the New Avengers come to aid Iron Man, accepting that this is exactly what he feared and joining the Initiative.

3. Iron Man pounds Hulk into unconsciousness then hauls his ass to 42, where Hulk finds that even he cannot break out.

4. Hulk is dog-piled by the Initiative and never breaks out

5. It is discovered that the Brood were behind the sabotage and Hulk smashes them all. He the ngoes out of control, smashes half of New York, before realising he just proved why they had to send him away, and blasting off himself for a lonely existence among the stars with his remaining Warbound- but this time, Jen goes with him.

Wow, I think you're a worse enemy for Hulk than The Leader, Thunderbolt Ross and The Abomination combined! :p

[rwsmith]

1) Hulk vs. Wolverine (I'm always a sucker for those fights)
2) After defeating Wolverine ('cause that's how it should happen IMO), Hulk vs. all of the X-men (I'd especially like to see Hulk fight Cable for some reason)

[Arilou]

1) Hulk Smashes. A lot. beats every hero arranged against him, levels huge stretches of territory. After a huge multi-spread battle he's still standing.... Going all "Hulk Smash Puny Earth!"

Except for one recently arrived figure: "No, you will not. For the Earth belongs to DOCTOR DOOM! And NO ONE harms what is DOOM'S!" And then unleashes holy hell and an anti-hulk Ray.

2) Hulk smashes every super-team sent against him, Iron-Man is defeated but manages to reassemble himself and organize a defence. The Initiative gets organized and starts picking of Hulk's Warbound one by one, until finally Hulk is alone.... And is overwhelmed by the sheer numbers of every superhero on earth working together to stop him.

3) To continue the rule that every major event screws over Peter Parker, Hulk accidentally smashes MJ.... (she doesen't even have to die, just be hospitalized or something) Which makes Spidey finally go absolutely berserk and whip up that permanent anti-hulk solution he's been working on.

4) Amadeus Cho annoys Hulk by being all smart-ass and gets a good smashing for his trouble. Oh, and Hulk eats the coyote.

[Alpow]

The reason for the Hulk's rampage come to light (maybe Urich remembers reporter are actually supposed to report the news and not just sit on it), other less than savoury Stark actions follow (killing a plane full of people in similar manner to the Hulk but with a higher body count, the Atlantis thing, conspiring with Speedball to fake his death etc) and the public turns on him and imprisons him in 42.

However in order to keep him from using his powers to escape they have to keep him constantly drunk by force feeding him Jack Daniels.

The Hulk gets given Genosha to resettle with people from his world.

Hulk hosts a dinner for Namor and his new queen who has left Richards a broken man unable to string two sentences together.

[Erik Lehnsherr]

Wouldn't be great if Hulk ripped Tony's heart out? Wouldn't that be the greatest scene in comics in sometime?