1. Hulk vs. the Ultimates Doctor Strange banishes Hulk from this dimension and he promptly spanks the Ultimates team and especially his gutless evil self there.
2. Hulk kills Black Bolt: Just to show he's serious. I think that BB's scream will destroy Atillan.
3. Hulk the Pimp: Hulk invites the Ladies of the Mighty Avengers back to his place for a peaceful resolution of this conflict.
4. Hulk cripples Xavier: Charles will lose his legs again anyway so why not now?
5. Hulk destroys the Initiative: I'd like to see the entire 50 state Initiative suck on Hulk....and he destroys them all.
6. Hulkbusters brigade: The assembled team by Tony Stark consisting of Juggernaut, Abomination, Clor, Rhino, the Destroyer, and Maestro.
7. One Shot K.O.: Doc Samson is taken out in one punch by Hulk who doesn't even bother with him otherwise.
8. The Sentry is the Hulk's sidekick: Just have him hang on and talk about how awesome he is. Sentry can give part of his power to Betty Banner and some to Amadeus Cho as Sentry Jr.