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Bendis is indeed teh master of the Ultimate Funny.....
For me the funniest line was and still is (I know it may have been intended to be serious.... but it wasn't) "Surrender, surrender? Do you think this "A" on my head stands for France?"
That line is classic!
Bobby- "What are ya'll talkin' about?"
Andy- "Morning drinking"
Bobby- "For it!"
The first thing that comes to my head is when Hulk drank a truck full of beer, stole a fat guys pants and was trying to kill Freddie Prinze Jr. in Ultimates #5. That was the ish that got me interested in the Ultimates, and I remember laughing out loud as I was reading it right there in the Comic shop.
in Ultimates Vol. 1, issue 13, when Iron Man takes the bomb out of the building and Black Widow freaks when he tells her his plan is to give it to Thor to put it in another dimension.
anything involving the Hulk in Ultimates
Funny in practise when Thor tells Peter how his hammer is spelt in Ultimate Power. The only annoything thing about that scene is that for some bizzare reason Thor speaks old english.
"I See Your Passion. Passion Begets Hunger. Hunger Devours Worlds. I Will Never Allow Another World To Fall"
Silver Surfer Speaking To Cable: Cable & Deadpool#10
I keep insisting.
Thor is screwing with Peter.
Hulk's line in the Ultimates gave me the giggles.
"Hulk hornier than a--"
He happened to get shmashed by Pym before he could continue his sentence.
In spidey's defense they are kinda put out there for dispay lol.
The funiest moment I've come across was when Peter swung into Fisk's window, thinking it would break while they were having a meeting and instead smacks into it like an idiot. I bust out laughing every time I see it.
Black Cat making out with Peter then throwing up was awesome
Last edited by ASR; 11-21-2011 at 11:28 AM.
Kingpin wanting to kill Carson Daily.
Peter Parker: "You know why people hate you?! It's not because you're mutants...it's because you're all #$%^&@*$#(!@@###ing @#*#%&@#^@s!"
Colossus: "Why am I a #$%^&@*$#? I was just standing here..."
I couldn't even figure out what words could possibly take up that much space...
"Before you save anyone else, you have to save yourself."