Funniest moments in the Ultimate Universe

[Katerine]

(Subject line is pretty self-explanatory, I think :) )

The moment that comes immediately to mind as a time when I laughed out loud, not only the first time, but every time that I read it, was the following scene from USM:

I'm paraphrasing from memory, and it's been some months since I last read it, so it's probably not completely accurate. I think it's located at the beginning of the "Deadpool" storyarc. It's the first time we meet "The Ringer."

The Ringer: I'm The Deadly Ringer! Straight up, I'm from Waldorf, Maryland!

Spidey: What? What does that even mean? Am I dreaming? This feels like it might be a dream. No more jalapeno cheese nachos before bed for me.

The Ringer: You gonna be laughing out the side of your face by the time I'm done with you!

Spidey: Hey, slow down with the street talk... I'm still hung up on the part with you bragging about being from Maryland! I gotta... did I miss a memo? Did Maryland become cool?

[Froggy]

When Doc Ock got pantsed

[Spidercat]

(Subject line is pretty self-explanatory, I think :) )

The moment that comes immediately to mind as a time when I laughed out loud, not only the first time, but every time that I read it, was the following scene from USM:

I'm paraphrasing from memory, and it's been some months since I last read it, so it's probably not completely accurate. I think it's located at the beginning of the "Deadpool" storyarc. It's the first time we meet "The Ringer."

The Ringer: I'm The Deadly Ringer! Straight up, I'm from Waldorf, Maryland!

Spidey: What? What does that even mean? Am I dreaming? This feels like it might be a dream. No more jalapeno cheese nachos before bed for me.

The Ringer: You gonna be laughing out the side of your face by the time I'm done with you!

Spidey: Hey, slow down with the street talk... I'm still hung up on the part with you bragging about being from Maryland! I gotta... did I miss a memo? Did Maryland become cool?

I kinda like the line just a few pages later when Kitty finds the Ringer's wallet.

Kitty: Hey everybody! It's Anthony Davis from Medina County, Ohio! Anthony Davis from Medina County, Ohio is the hula hoop guy!

[BeastieRunner]

Spidey reading the cards to Kingpin. Classic.

[BeastieRunner]

Double Post!

[Xany Kaos]

To me, it doesn't get funnier than:

Xavier: "Where are you taking me?"

Sinister: "To the one true enemy of the great Charles Xavier..."

Sinister: "STAIRS!"

[Greg Anderson]

To me, it doesn't get funnier than:

Xavier: "Where are you taking me?"

Sinister: "To the one true enemy of the great Charles Xavier..."

Sinister: "STAIRS!"

Heh.. the funny thing is, it's so genius and simple that no one's ever thought of it! :)

[MAK15]

To me, it doesn't get funnier than:

Xavier: "Where are you taking me?"

Sinister: "To the one true enemy of the great Charles Xavier..."

Sinister: "STAIRS!"

this was real popular on YTMND.com a long time ago.

[Maestro]

Spider-Man meets Jean Grey

[Young Avenger]

When Nighthawk crash landed on top of a car when he tried to scare/stop a couple of teens.

[Big Fresh]

I always dug Spidey hanging out at the Spider-Man movie set and not saying anything for awhile, just staring and studying.

[Froggy]

I always dug Spidey hanging out at the Spider-Man movie set and not saying anything for awhile, just staring and studying.

That whole storyline was hilarious, especially when he came back to NY.........

[Wild Card13]

I have to second Spidey reading off of the cards. That was pure genius.

[BeastieRunner]

"Find this Carson Daly person and destroy him."

[Jake V]

Spidey's elevator ride with Elektra.