Yesterday, my brother and his fiancée asked me to officiate their wedding next year. Now I am looking for a church that will ordain me Via internet so I can legally perform marriages.
Now I am not a religious person at all, but I can't pass up a chance to legally marry people. Who wouldn't want that kind of juice!
So if all goes well, I'll be the Right Reverend Mac Danny.
God bless you all on our way to hell.