Yesterday, my brother and his fiancée asked me to officiate their wedding next year. Now I am looking for a church that will ordain me Via internet so I can legally perform marriages.
Now I am not a religious person at all, but I can't pass up a chance to legally marry people. Who wouldn't want that kind of juice!
So if all goes well, I'll be the Right Reverend Mac Danny.
God bless you all on our way to hell.
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04-15-2007, 02:49 PM #1Monkey Clown Sadness
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So I am trying to be an Ordained Minister
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04-15-2007, 02:53 PM #2I swear.
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Universal Life Church.
Originally Posted by Mac Danny
And yes, it's really cool getting to officiate at someone's wedding.one of the highest principles of America is that we're a nation of people from different backgrounds living in equal dignity and mutual loyalty - Eboo Patel.
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04-15-2007, 02:54 PM #3That one guy.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Life_Church
This might be your answer. They provide free ordination that's (supposedly) recognized by all 50 states.
You'll join greats like Tony Danza and Courtney Love as ordained members of the Universal Life Church :D"Everybody, sooner or later, sits down to a banquet of consequences." - Robert Louis Stevenson
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04-15-2007, 02:55 PM #4*blink*
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I know who I'm coming to for all religious advice now
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04-15-2007, 02:55 PM #5Monkey Clown Sadness
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Wow the Danza and the Love.. Who can resist! Originally Posted by Serik
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04-15-2007, 03:26 PM #6Monkey Clown Sadness
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Bless you my son.. Now send me 49.95 for the divine wisdom from the Church of all denominations. Originally Posted by coke & comics
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04-15-2007, 03:33 PM #7Monkey Clown Sadness
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I have signed up for ordination and I await their answer.
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04-15-2007, 03:36 PM #8Not here.
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For ultimate authority, Be a God!
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04-15-2007, 03:44 PM #9Monkey Clown Sadness
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MAC Q~!! You crazy lurker you! Originally Posted by MacQuarrie
Good to read you again!
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04-15-2007, 03:51 PM #10Not here.
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I just cruised by for advice in the Tech Geek thread, but I saw your name and had to intrude.
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04-15-2007, 03:55 PM #11Monkey Clown Sadness
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Never an intrusion. Hey are you still doing website design? Do you do any Flash animated websites? Someone I work with is starting to look for someone who could build a website for a toy. Originally Posted by MacQuarrie
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04-15-2007, 04:34 PM #12NUTS!
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That's totally the wrong reason for becoming a reverend. Originally Posted by Mac Danny
Just move to Florida and become a Notary.
Like me.
I can marry couples in Florida."You blew it! You blew it! Hear that video crowd? THEY HATE YOU!"
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04-15-2007, 04:37 PM #13Monkey Clown Sadness
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Well there is the marrying thing and then referring to yourself s the Right Reverend! Originally Posted by Valmore
Plus I would have to move to Florida to do the notary thing. There are too many old white people in FLA for me.
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04-15-2007, 04:42 PM #14Thbbbbbt!
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First rule of being a minister; got to kill yourself a jew.
Might I suggest my neighbors?What WERE They Thinking?
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"My G-d, guard my tongue from evil, and my lips from speaking deceitfully" (Psalm 34:14).
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04-15-2007, 04:43 PM #15That one guy.
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Florida: Heaven's waiting room Originally Posted by Mac Danny
"Everybody, sooner or later, sits down to a banquet of consequences." - Robert Louis Stevenson
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