The Flash is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head...
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04-11-2007, 11:32 AM #1New Member
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How Fast Is The Flash?
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04-11-2007, 11:33 AM #2I love you Joss. Yes homo
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"........." indeed.
Biru-no tanima-no kurayami-ni, Supaida-man!
Havok was right.
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04-11-2007, 11:34 AM #3Moderator/Teacher
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That makes no sense.
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04-11-2007, 01:26 PM #4Elder Member
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I think it's like a joke, like... Originally Posted by Joe Acro
"Man the flash is so fast, he piad his taxes yesterdaythey label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings
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04-11-2007, 01:29 PM #5Everythn´s comin´up roses
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I´ll bite:
Flash is so fast he died of old age before his parents even met.
He´s so fast he´s drunk before you even pour whine in his glass.
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04-11-2007, 01:31 PM #6Scorekeeper
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The Flash is so fast that he can turn off the light and get in bed before the room gets dark.
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04-11-2007, 01:32 PM #7Elder Member
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the flash is soo fast, he's finsihed by the time linda starts!
they label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings
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04-11-2007, 02:37 PM #8New Member
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I think he's trying to start Flash Facts like Chuck Norris facts.
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04-11-2007, 02:43 PM #9The Hood's back on
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the Flash is so fast that he bought all the 52 issues at once.
the flash is so fast that most high-speed internet providers seem liike dial-up to him
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04-11-2007, 02:59 PM #10Beeyok! Ptow!
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The Flash is so fat he bleeds gravy.
...oh... fast. That's different.
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04-11-2007, 03:35 PM #11Elder Member
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Flash is so fast he finishes videogames before they're made
the flash is so fast,that he told santa to stay at home and grew a beard, becoming FLashaclausthey label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings
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04-11-2007, 04:22 PM #12New Member
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...indeed! Originally Posted by Ricardo
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04-11-2007, 04:24 PM #13New Member
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The Flash is so fast, when he plays basketball, the ball gets dribbled into China!
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04-11-2007, 04:30 PM #14New Member
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The Flash is so fast, when he thinks fast he gives himself a headache...
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04-11-2007, 04:34 PM #15New Member
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The Flash is so fast, he counted to infinity- twice!
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