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    Default How Fast Is The Flash?

    The Flash is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head...

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    "........." indeed.
    Biru-no tanima-no kurayami-ni, Supaida-man!
    Havok was right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JaeYu1 View Post
    The Flash is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head...
    That makes no sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Acro View Post
    That makes no sense.
    I think it's like a joke, like...

    "Man the flash is so fast, he piad his taxes yesterday
    they label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings

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    I´ll bite:

    Flash is so fast he died of old age before his parents even met.

    He´s so fast he´s drunk before you even pour whine in his glass.

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    The Flash is so fast that he can turn off the light and get in bed before the room gets dark.

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    the flash is soo fast, he's finsihed by the time linda starts!
    they label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings

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    I think he's trying to start Flash Facts like Chuck Norris facts.

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    the Flash is so fast that he bought all the 52 issues at once.
    the flash is so fast that most high-speed internet providers seem liike dial-up to him

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    The Flash is so fat he bleeds gravy.

    ...oh... fast. That's different.

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    Flash is so fast he finishes videogames before they're made

    the flash is so fast,that he told santa to stay at home and grew a beard, becoming FLashaclaus
    they label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricardo View Post
    I think he's trying to start Flash Facts like Chuck Norris facts.
    ...indeed!

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    The Flash is so fast, when he plays basketball, the ball gets dribbled into China!

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    The Flash is so fast, when he thinks fast he gives himself a headache...

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    The Flash is so fast, he counted to infinity- twice!

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