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    Beware of Mini Hunters Beamish's Avatar
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    Default Captain America - Alive and Well?

    So, today my friends and I went to Universal Studios Hollywood and lo and behold, we see Captain Amercia drive by on an ATV. We just had to follow him and ask the obvious question - "Aren't you dead?" He literally lept off his bike, landing in a perfect Cap pose and unstrapped his shield. The dude was at least 6'5 and dwarfed us completely. He addressed us sternly without hesitation or anger. "Don't believe everything you read, especially in the Daily Bugle." he said. Following up with "The Civil War. That was a good story. I'm sure there's more to come. I'll certainly be reading. Perhaps it really did happen in some alternate universe." I was totally impressed cause you know he's been getting that question a lot. Then my friend asked him how many Avengers he could name. First he asked "Classic, new or mighty or underground?" My friend said to just name as many as he could. He started rattleing off names left and right, and he pretty much did it in the order they became Avengers. It was a blur but I remember him saying the likes of Silverclaw, Dr. Druid, Dr. Strange and even Ultra Girl. I wouldn't be surprised if he named them all. We were totally impressed, which is hard to do with my friends. Then the Green Goblin interruped us. Cap easily got him in a headlock and continued our conversation, asking us if the Goblin has a purse or a man-bag, eventually throwing him towards a trashcan, which the Goblin fell over. So, rest assured, Cap is alive at a theme park near you. (PS - the Storm was way hot and had to be at least 6'1!)

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    All those who oppose his shield must yield!

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    lol...wow, Cap is now the new Elvis. People will be coming out of the woodwork telling stories of seeing a dead man.

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    See the time I went, the Cap at Universal Studios didn't know who the Red SKull was.
    "After all, John McCain's led a very Biblical life. Like his namesake Cain, he is not afraid to go negative on a brother. Like John the Baptist, he paved the way for the new Messiah, and like Moses, he takes advice from a Bush who is going up in flames."- Stephen Colbert

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magneto Rocks View Post
    See the time I went, the Cap at Universal Studios didn't know who the Red SKull was.
    If you'd only told him it was Aleksander Lukin, he may have still been alive today!

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    L0LL did u get pictures of storm???
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    He's alive.


    Whew! I'm so relieved...



    CAUSE HE OWES ME 5 BUCKS!

    (:p)

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    1: Cool story, thanks!
    2: Bring a Camera!
    Did Wonder Woman and Superman just catch an aircraft carrier?

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    Yea that guy sounds awesome, sound like he actually got a job he likes doing.
    My Heroes For Hire: Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Misty Knight, Colleen Wing, The Falcon, Ant-Man (Scott Lang). White Tiger IV and Powerman would be interns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niro View Post
    L0LL did u get pictures of storm???
    One of my friends brought a camera. I'll get the pictures from him.

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    Default Is cap really Dead????

    If you check out the Brand New Mighty Avengers, Tony "claims" Cap is still alive and well in shield custody, but then in new avengers it's claimed that Cap is dead and it was a hoax to bring out the new avengers. Well, we all know this is the comic book reality, and with the death and rebirth of characters such as Wonderman, Hawkeye, and others, how long could cap stay "Dead"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beamish View Post
    So, today my friends and I went to Universal Studios Hollywood and lo and behold, we see Captain Amercia drive by on an ATV.
    I love the story. Cap Lives!

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    lol, a purse or a man-bag.

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    Man, I miss Marvel Mania. That was a damn good restaurant.
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