The SuperE Whoring Thread.

**SUPERECWFAN1** · 03-05-2007, 05:23 PM

Of course I have no work to whore or promote. So I'll just be whoring myself to you all !

Are you a recently single eligble women in the United States or Guam ? Do you want a man who enjoys long walks thru the park , watching football games ( GO CHIEFS! ) , watching pro wrestling and collects comics ? Are you looking for someone who isn't that rich a guy ? If your looking for someone who doesn't shave as much and keeps a rough Don Johnson like Miami Vice beard , I am your man.

For just a plane ticket I shall fly to you if you wish and then mooch off you. This way you can support me and my dream of having a successful career woman support me. I can persue my national past time of drinking , going bowling or playing softball with no real career worries and being your sex machine.

Moving away from women awhile.....do you own a successful business ? Do you need a CFO or a worker in charge of strategic planning ? Put me in charge and hopefully I won't fuck anything up major or lead you into bankruptcy.

This is the end of the SuperE Whoring....I now return you to your regular program. ( I'm cheap people....If your a woman and own a business you can pay me with Sex ! )

:p

**Lester C.** · 03-05-2007, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1

Of course I have no work to whore or promote. So I'll just be whoring myself to you all !

Are you a recently single eligble women in the United States or Guam ? Do you want a man who enjoys long walks thru the park , watching football games ( GO CHIEFS! ) , watching pro wrestling and collects comics ? Are you looking for someone who isn't that rich a guy ? If your looking for someone who doesn't shave as much and keeps a rough Don Johnson like Miami Vice beard , I am your man.

For just a plane ticket I shall fly to you if you wish and then mooch off you. This way you can support me and my dream of having a successful career woman support me. I can persue my national past time of drinking , going bowling or playing softball with no real career worries and being your sex machine.

Moving away from women awhile.....do you own a successful business ? Do you need a CFO or a worker in charge of strategic planning ? Put me in charge and hopefully I won't fuck anything up major or lead you into bankruptcy.

This is the end of the SuperE Whoring....I now return you to your regular program. ( I'm cheap people....If your a woman and own a business you can pay me with Sex ! )

:p

What about your neverending campeign to promote ECW?

**stealthwise** · 03-05-2007, 07:49 PM

After all this time you think you can start charging NOW?

**SUPERECWFAN1** · 03-05-2007, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by Lester Carthan

What about your neverending campeign to promote ECW?

I'd keep it up but I'm afraid my non stop whoring campaign would lead people to watch New ECW. And that would devaste me.

**Lester C.** · 03-06-2007, 05:50 AM

Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1

I'd keep it up but I'm afraid my non stop whoring campaign would lead people to watch New ECW. And that would devaste me.

What they need to do is bring Paul Heymen back and give him 100 percent total creative control.

**SUPERECWFAN1** · 03-06-2007, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by stealthwise

After all this time you think you can start charging NOW?

I can...change , surely my non-stop whoring will never end ! I shall pimp myself to the highest bidder. ;)

**SUPERECWFAN1** · 03-06-2007, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Lester Carthan

What they need to do is bring Paul Heymen back and give him 100 percent total creative control.

Should have and could have...are so long pass now. New ECW seems hellbent on riding to December losing fans. The only hope for the brand is if fans stick thru the Steve Austin/Vince McMahon cross overs now.

**shrike** · 03-06-2007, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1

( I'm cheap people....If your a woman and own a business you can pay me with Sex ! )

:p

Yes to both (I don't own my business but I run the business), but I'm unsure how the government would look at that. Your W-2s would look kinda odd, as well.

Besides, I have a 'buyer beware' mentality where I need to inspect any product before purchasing.

And no, I don't want to see pics or a PM. LOL

**SUPERECWFAN1** · 03-06-2007, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by shrike

Yes to both (I don't own my business but I run the business), but I'm unsure how the government would look at that. Your W-2s would look kinda odd, as well.

Besides, I have a 'buyer beware' mentality where I need to inspect any product before purchasing.

And no, I don't want to see pics or a PM. LOL

Damn you Uncle Sam ! Perhaps I can fill out a W-2 that my pay is determined on stud rates. Yeah...thats the ticket ! :)

**Lester C.** · 03-08-2007, 07:10 AM

What did you think of this man's video and rap album which I was dumb enough to buy even though I hate rap.

**SUPERECWFAN1** · 03-08-2007, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Lester Carthan

What did you think of this man's video and rap album which I was dumb enough to buy even though I hate rap.

Ohhhhh yeaaaaahhhhhh snap into a slim jim brother !!!

**SUPERECWFAN1** · 03-09-2007, 12:11 AM

There should be offers for my services .Look at my advertisement . Whats the deal ladies ? You can even pay me in comics for the services I provide. I've been studying some of that kama sutra type sexual yoga Sting ( the Rock singer) and his wife does.

So I know I'm good for a couple of hours a day. So lets get cracking here. I can only WHORE myself for so long before I gotta go back to a real job and do real work. God that will suck.

;)

**SUPERECWFAN1** · 03-09-2007, 12:14 AM

sorry double post.

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