Of course I have no work to whore or promote. So I'll just be whoring myself to you all !
Are you a recently single eligble women in the United States or Guam ? Do you want a man who enjoys long walks thru the park , watching football games ( GO CHIEFS! ) , watching pro wrestling and collects comics ? Are you looking for someone who isn't that rich a guy ? If your looking for someone who doesn't shave as much and keeps a rough Don Johnson like Miami Vice beard , I am your man.
For just a plane ticket I shall fly to you if you wish and then mooch off you. This way you can support me and my dream of having a successful career woman support me. I can persue my national past time of drinking , going bowling or playing softball with no real career worries and being your sex machine.
Moving away from women awhile.....do you own a successful business ? Do you need a CFO or a worker in charge of strategic planning ? Put me in charge and hopefully I won't fuck anything up major or lead you into bankruptcy.
This is the end of the SuperE Whoring....I now return you to your regular program. ( I'm cheap people....If your a woman and own a business you can pay me with Sex ! )