Things you’ll NEVER hear from Ranma and the gang

[Mikado]

Ranma > I’m sorry Ukyo, it’s Akane I love and you’ll have to forget about me.

- I’m sorry that I can’t accept your martial arts challenge.

- You’ve defeated me utterly, I cannot beat you, so I won’t ask for a rematch.

- Omygod, I LOVE being a girl!!


Akane > My fiancé Ranma is sooo hot…I’m so glad I’m engaged!

- I love it when guys treat me like a sex object!

- Go ahead and beat him up without MY help Ranma, I’m NOT a martial artist!

- Oh Kuno Sempai, take me in your arms and kiss me hard!


Ryoga > Ranma, my friend, I’m in trouble and I blame ONLY myself, not you!

- Being a pig is such FUN !

- You need directions to Hiroshima? Well, you take this road to the Ginza , then turn left at the third set of lights, then you……

- Oh Akane….you make me SICK!!


Shampoo > Mousse, you so tall and handsome, especially when you wearing your glasses!

- Is very easy to understand, as Einstein said: E=MC2 !!!

- Tribe of Chinese Amazons make laws, and laws meant to be broken!

- I sorry Great Grandmother, but Shampoo cannot go along blindly with your plan , it not only immoral, but possibly illegal!


Genma > Ah Tendo-Kun, I have been living freely in your home for so long, it is time I begin to pay my own way!

- Never be afraid of hard work, it is what I live for!

- Whenever I’m in panda form, I contemplate on how I can improve as a father .

- Oh no Kasumi-san, no need to feed me tonight, I shall cook for myself!


Nabiki > I would never put money ahead of my love for my sister Akane!

- Oh Kuno-chan, I respect and love you unconditionally!

- Wear tight clothes?? I’m much to shy to show off my body!

- Of course Ranma, I was glad to help you, NO CHARGE!


Kasumi > I HATE to cook and clean!

- I should wear something BUTCH today!

- I think I’ll go over to Tofu Sensei’s office and ask him out !

- Oh my! I know just EVERYTHING that goes on around here!!!

[blackphoenix]

Ranma(girl type): Ryoga, I'm late...and it's yours.:evilsmile

[Mikado]

Ranma(girl type): Ryoga, I'm late...and it's yours.:evilsmile

:D hahahahahahaha

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

Ryoga: Okay, Akane-chan's not interested in me. No big deal. Great job, Ranma, you got yourself kind of a psycho bitch.

[Mikado]

Ryoga: Okay, Akane-chan's not interested in me. No big deal. Great job, Ranma, you got yourself kind of a psycho bitch.

haha yeah.......Imagine what their marriage will be like:rolleyes:

[OverMaster]

Happosai: "You know... I think it's time for me to reconsider my sexual orientation".

Kodachi: "What could I ever see in that crass, shallow, piss-poor, ego-ridden aquatransexual jerk, anyway?".

Gosunkugi: "Check out these huge MUSCLES, babes!!".