Rick Olney--Fibber or Mega-Giganta-Fibber?

[Cam63]

I would have said kegs.

But that is because I believe in you.

Street punk waves a beer can in an Australian's face.

" That's not a can, mate. " *Pulls out a keg from under his jacket*

"...Now, that's a can. "

[Blake Petit]

:D

I stand amused.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Street punk waves a beer can in an Australian's face.

" That's not a can, mate. " *Pulls out a keg from under his jacket*

"...Now, that's a can. "

A joke like that makes me question your Australia-ness.

You're really a Kiwi...aren't you?!?!?

[KevinTBrown]

Dammit! Tea all over my monitor again!

But, I would so buy one of those! :D

~Bev

Here, Bev, you may want to invest in one of these:




;)

[DarrenCawsey]

A joke like that makes me question your Australia-ness.

You're really a Kiwi...aren't you?!?!?

Hey, watch it. We would never make Crocodile Dundee jokes.


Possibly convict jokes, but that's neither here nor there.




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[Cam63]

A joke like that makes me question your Australia-ness.

You're really a Kiwi...aren't you?!?!?

I've never been asked that question before.

Hmm... I do like the haka.

[Papergirl]

" Cans " !?

I'm not a barbarian !

Easy, Cam... Don't kill the poor fool...


~Bev

[Papergirl]

Sorry about the monitor Bev (you really should consider a splash guard)...

Or just give up drinking anything while reading these forums...

As for the shirt, how about one with some unpaid for artwork as the background?

PERFECT!!

I want one now!

~Bev

[Papergirl]

Here, Bev, you may want to invest in one of these:

;)

Just how much desk space do you think I have?!

~Bev

[DarrenCawsey]

I've never been asked that question before.

Hmm... I do like the haka.

I have to admit (in a whisper so's I'm not overheard and subsequently lynched) I really get sick of it.

I think it has been so overused it's become nothing more than a cliche, a bit of a joke really.

Still i wish we had an Aussie Rules team so I could giggle at what their version of it would look like.



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[Matt Doc Martin]

I've never been asked that question before.

Hmm... I do like the haka.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba02LE4A45I


Fearsome! I want to see my New England Patriots do it before they take on the Colts.

[JTPencils]

PERFECT!!

I want one now!

~Bev

If Doc or anyone wants to whump one up with some artwork, let me know, I'd be happy to send it along. I'm starting to post some of it over at the Unscrewed! Site now.

[sk716]

If Doc or anyone wants to whump one up with some artwork, let me know, I'd be happy to send it along. I'm starting to post some of it over at the Unscrewed! Site now.

To elaborate:

The Unscrewed! Site is open, even if it's not done and JT already has a gallery of unpaid for artwork uploaded there.

Anybody else got unpaid for art? Let me know, we'll get you hooked up with a gallery to show it off.

[Larry Dixon]

Or just give up drinking anything while reading these forums...

But spit-takes are a mainstay of comedy.

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And here is how the thread stands:

The ball has been knocked out of the park; a standing homer. The leather vanishes in a glory arc above the fences. The ashwood falls away from the worn batting glove, in slow motion, as the cleated toe pivots to begin the loping run around the bases. The promoters, teammates and fans jump in place and cheer.

[Papergirl]

But spit-takes are a mainstay of comedy.

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And here is how the thread stands:

The ball has been knocked out of the park; a standing homer. The leather vanishes in a glory arc above the fences. The ashwood falls away from the worn batting glove, in slow motion, as the cleated toe pivots to begin the loping run around the bases. The promoters, teammates and fans jump in place and cheer.

Yes, but not when it ruins my monitor! :p

~Bev