Page 508 of 3599 FirstFirst ... 840845849850450550650750850951051151251855860810081508 ... LastLast
Results 7,606 to 7,620 of 53984
  1. #7606
    Elder Member Cam63's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Oztrailya
    Posts
    27,733

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Doc Martin View Post
    I would have said kegs.

    But that is because I believe in you.
    Street punk waves a beer can in an Australian's face.

    " That's not a can, mate. " *Pulls out a keg from under his jacket*

    "...Now, that's a can. "
    " Why do stars suddenly appear, every time I drink beer ? " ~~~ Karen Ellis

  2. #7607
    Geek Pundit Blake Petit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Ama, Louisiana
    Posts
    770

    Default

    :D

    I stand amused.
    I've got a new eBook for sale! And a new audiofiction podcast! Get all the information at EvertimeRealms.com

  3. #7608
    BANNED
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Lakeland, FL
    Posts
    4,735

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Cam63 View Post
    Street punk waves a beer can in an Australian's face.

    " That's not a can, mate. " *Pulls out a keg from under his jacket*

    "...Now, that's a can. "
    A joke like that makes me question your Australia-ness.

    You're really a Kiwi...aren't you?!?!?

  4. #7609
    My give a damn's busted. KevinTBrown's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Chicagoland!
    Posts
    10,014

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Papergirl View Post
    Dammit! Tea all over my monitor again!

    But, I would so buy one of those! :D

    ~Bev
    Here, Bev, you may want to invest in one of these:




    ;)
    The floggings will continue until morale improves. ~ anonymous

    Everybody has a right to have an opinion, no matter how wrong they might be.

    Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. ~ John Stuart Mill

  5. #7610
    lackadaisical DarrenCawsey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Auckland, New Zealand
    Posts
    158

    Angry

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Doc Martin View Post
    A joke like that makes me question your Australia-ness.

    You're really a Kiwi...aren't you?!?!?
    Hey, watch it. We would never make Crocodile Dundee jokes.


    Possibly convict jokes, but that's neither here nor there.




    ---------------------

  6. #7611
    Elder Member Cam63's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Oztrailya
    Posts
    27,733

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Doc Martin View Post
    A joke like that makes me question your Australia-ness.

    You're really a Kiwi...aren't you?!?!?
    I've never been asked that question before.

    Hmm... I do like the haka.
    " Why do stars suddenly appear, every time I drink beer ? " ~~~ Karen Ellis

  7. #7612
    "Exotically adventurous"! Papergirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 1997
    Location
    Looking for a place to happen.
    Posts
    2,376

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Cam63 View Post
    " Cans " !?

    I'm not a barbarian !
    Easy, Cam... Don't kill the poor fool...


    ~Bev
    Moderator ~Vertigo Board
    Co-Moderator ~Image Board Board

    "I can't keep his lies straight! He has more continuity changes than Infinite Crisis and even harder to follow." ~TCJohnson, regarding Rick Olney

    "Really, if you give someone a Kangaroo scrotum as a birthday present, you clearly have a lot of hate in your heart for that person." ~Jonah W.

    Outlaw's hair recolored for me by the very lovely & talented Sara Heiney-Ramirez!

  8. #7613
    "Exotically adventurous"! Papergirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 1997
    Location
    Looking for a place to happen.
    Posts
    2,376

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by JTPencils View Post
    Sorry about the monitor Bev (you really should consider a splash guard)...
    Or just give up drinking anything while reading these forums...

    Quote Originally Posted by JTPencils View Post
    As for the shirt, how about one with some unpaid for artwork as the background?
    PERFECT!!

    I want one now!

    ~Bev
    Moderator ~Vertigo Board
    Co-Moderator ~Image Board Board

    "I can't keep his lies straight! He has more continuity changes than Infinite Crisis and even harder to follow." ~TCJohnson, regarding Rick Olney

    "Really, if you give someone a Kangaroo scrotum as a birthday present, you clearly have a lot of hate in your heart for that person." ~Jonah W.

    Outlaw's hair recolored for me by the very lovely & talented Sara Heiney-Ramirez!

  9. #7614
    "Exotically adventurous"! Papergirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 1997
    Location
    Looking for a place to happen.
    Posts
    2,376

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by KevinTBrown View Post
    Here, Bev, you may want to invest in one of these:

    ;)
    Just how much desk space do you think I have?!

    ~Bev
    Moderator ~Vertigo Board
    Co-Moderator ~Image Board Board

    "I can't keep his lies straight! He has more continuity changes than Infinite Crisis and even harder to follow." ~TCJohnson, regarding Rick Olney

    "Really, if you give someone a Kangaroo scrotum as a birthday present, you clearly have a lot of hate in your heart for that person." ~Jonah W.

    Outlaw's hair recolored for me by the very lovely & talented Sara Heiney-Ramirez!

  10. #7615
    lackadaisical DarrenCawsey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Auckland, New Zealand
    Posts
    158

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Cam63 View Post
    I've never been asked that question before.

    Hmm... I do like the haka.
    I have to admit (in a whisper so's I'm not overheard and subsequently lynched) I really get sick of it.

    I think it has been so overused it's become nothing more than a cliche, a bit of a joke really.

    Still i wish we had an Aussie Rules team so I could giggle at what their version of it would look like.



    ---------------------

  11. #7616
    BANNED
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Lakeland, FL
    Posts
    4,735

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Cam63 View Post
    I've never been asked that question before.

    Hmm... I do like the haka.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba02LE4A45I


    Fearsome! I want to see my New England Patriots do it before they take on the Colts.

  12. #7617
    Comics as they should be! JTPencils's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Connecticut
    Posts
    3,661

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Papergirl View Post
    PERFECT!!

    I want one now!

    ~Bev
    If Doc or anyone wants to whump one up with some artwork, let me know, I'd be happy to send it along. I'm starting to post some of it over at the Unscrewed! Site now.

  13. #7618
    Cheeky Monkey sk716's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    A state of confusion
    Posts
    4,068

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by JTPencils View Post
    If Doc or anyone wants to whump one up with some artwork, let me know, I'd be happy to send it along. I'm starting to post some of it over at the Unscrewed! Site now.
    To elaborate:

    The Unscrewed! Site is open, even if it's not done and JT already has a gallery of unpaid for artwork uploaded there.

    Anybody else got unpaid for art? Let me know, we'll get you hooked up with a gallery to show it off.
    Notes from Casa de Weasel.

    Truth matters, people.
    - Gail


    "Those who don't try are Failure's whiny bitches." :) - Larry Dixon

  14. #7619
    The Gryphon King Larry Dixon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    NE of Tulsa, OK, USA
    Posts
    1,872

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Papergirl View Post
    Or just give up drinking anything while reading these forums...
    But spit-takes are a mainstay of comedy.

    ---------
    And here is how the thread stands:

    The ball has been knocked out of the park; a standing homer. The leather vanishes in a glory arc above the fences. The ashwood falls away from the worn batting glove, in slow motion, as the cleated toe pivots to begin the loping run around the bases. The promoters, teammates and fans jump in place and cheer.

  15. #7620
    "Exotically adventurous"! Papergirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 1997
    Location
    Looking for a place to happen.
    Posts
    2,376

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Larry Dixon View Post
    But spit-takes are a mainstay of comedy.

    ---------
    And here is how the thread stands:

    The ball has been knocked out of the park; a standing homer. The leather vanishes in a glory arc above the fences. The ashwood falls away from the worn batting glove, in slow motion, as the cleated toe pivots to begin the loping run around the bases. The promoters, teammates and fans jump in place and cheer.
    Yes, but not when it ruins my monitor! :p

    ~Bev
    Moderator ~Vertigo Board
    Co-Moderator ~Image Board Board

    "I can't keep his lies straight! He has more continuity changes than Infinite Crisis and even harder to follow." ~TCJohnson, regarding Rick Olney

    "Really, if you give someone a Kangaroo scrotum as a birthday present, you clearly have a lot of hate in your heart for that person." ~Jonah W.

    Outlaw's hair recolored for me by the very lovely & talented Sara Heiney-Ramirez!

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •