For some reason, there seems to be some sort of fascination with crass questions related to superheroes.
So, I figure, what the heck, I can do a service by congregating them all here, so people can get it out of their system.
So go for it, folks!
Ask all the crass comic questions that are building up in your brains!!
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11-17-2006, 09:39 AM #1Lenient Tyrant/Moderator
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11-17-2006, 10:37 AM #2Suprmetrician
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You mean like this one:
If Mr. Miracle has a 'mother box', shouldn't Dr. Impossible have a 'father rod'?
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11-17-2006, 11:46 AM #3Veteran Member
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Did Darth Vader's wang get burned off?
Do characters that get turned into cyborgs still get horny? If so is part of the reason that they're so ill tempered to crazy because they've got no release?
If a cyborg character masturbates with their robotic arm, Cable I am looking at you, is it like they're giving themselves a 'stranger'?
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11-19-2006, 05:25 AM #4Elder Member
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Does Power Girl's boobs (or Big Barda, or Wonder Woman, or She-Hulk.....whoever) make the motorboat sound when you stick your face in there?
Or, because she's superhuman and such, is it more like a hydrofoil?
God, I'm so alone...
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11-19-2006, 07:02 AM #5Senior Member
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What color is (current) supergirl's panties?
Did the 70s hotpants supergirl wear a bra?
Why does wonderwoman's mom let her dress like that?
Having read Man of Steel Woman of Tissue Paper, how do Clark and Lois consumate? Did they have sex before marriage? Were either of them virgins?
Is wonderwoman a virgin?
How about Supergirl?
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11-19-2006, 11:39 AM #6Junior Member
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why do we never see anyone address the impracticalities of going for a pee while in full spandex garb?
and (even more importantly) how on earth is Superboy Prime going to do super-poos while trapped in his box thing at the end of infinite crisis?
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11-20-2006, 09:05 AM #7Thinking Machine
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How does the Blob have sex?
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11-20-2006, 10:11 AM #8Junior Member
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and who with?
Originally Posted by Tommy
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11-20-2006, 10:40 AM #9Thinking Machine
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Possibly Unis's forcefeild could allow for some very odd sex... Originally Posted by Paperghost
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11-20-2006, 05:10 PM #10Senior Member
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Rape. It's the only way. Originally Posted by Tommy
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11-20-2006, 05:38 PM #11Big Hairy Member
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The Red Skull. They're long-time lovers, they just keep quiet about it. Originally Posted by Paperghost
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11-20-2006, 07:15 PM #12Were You There?
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Apollo and Midnighter: who's the top, who's the bottom?
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11-20-2006, 07:18 PM #13Senior Member
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Did Northstar have relations with Aurora?
I could sleep all day.
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11-20-2006, 08:00 PM #14Senior Member
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Explain the Vision and Scarlet Witch.
In detail.
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11-20-2006, 11:36 PM #15vs. mode
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Robo-sperm. Millions of them, flying in formation with little jetpacks. Originally Posted by Ryan Day
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