Okay, okay, I'm FINALLY getting back to this. My most profound apologies to the entrants for me taking forever and five years to set this up (and I won't bore you with the chaos life that was going on...).
Anyway, I was going to set it up as a poll, but instead, let's just do this the easy way:
Read the responses in the Conest thread. Come here and post 1 vote for whichever entry you think was the absolute WORST example of writing you've ever seen. THE SIMPLEST WAY TO DO THIS IS TO POST YOUR VOTE BY THE POST NUMBER (it's the little number in the blue bar, top right, above each post). Since we had some folks with multiple entries, that's the easiest way to do it.
I'll keep the voting open for 1 week before I close the thread and tally the votes... so, may the worst story win! :D