Sweet Mary mudder of Gawd
I just finished "The Da Vinci Code". Never have I yelled so much at a book.
Message to Dan Brown - Try and communicate your moronic characters thought processes because the whole 'I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm SMART' was old after the first go round.
Even I knew at the age of 14 that Da Vinci wrote in backwords. Your characters freaking mention it and then when they come across some of his text they put on their collective dunce caps and say "duh, i dunno. it's jibberish".
If the book was loaned to me by a friend I would launch that flaming pile o poo of my balcony right now. I never really had any desire to read the book but I figured, I work in a bookstore now, better know the crap we sell.
I don't know how many times I yelled at that damn book. Thank God I haven't seen the movie because I would have been yelling at the damn screen the whole time.
To borrow a Typo-ism "Feck feck feck feck feck".
Any one else ever yell back at a book?