Saw my sister today. She looks way better. She's involved in some weight loss study(gettin paid for it) and has dropped 30 pounds. She also dyed her hair black.
I did something drastic. At first I thought it was a bad idea,but I think my gamble may have paid off.
I had a dozen white roses sent in a vase to my sister while she was at work. I made sure that a note was included with these roses. In this note,I poured my heart out to her,explaining that I won't be coming to family gatherings anymore because I really like her but can't be with her since...well, she's my sister.
I'm still going to get her to take some shirtless pics of me, though. I mean, there's no harm in that...right? And who knows, once she sees the Total Package...anything could happen!