Ok, I Have A Little Crush On My Sister...

**Spike-X** · 11-10-2006, 05:37 PM

Saw my sister today. She looks way better. She's involved in some weight loss study(gettin paid for it) and has dropped 30 pounds. She also dyed her hair black.

I did something drastic. At first I thought it was a bad idea,but I think my gamble may have paid off.

Read...

I had a dozen white roses sent in a vase to my sister while she was at work. I made sure that a note was included with these roses. In this note,I poured my heart out to her,explaining that I won't be coming to family gatherings anymore because I really like her but can't be with her since...well, she's my sister.

I'm still going to get her to take some shirtless pics of me, though. I mean, there's no harm in that...right? And who knows, once she sees the Total Package...anything could happen!

**Stellar** · 11-10-2006, 05:39 PM

And here I thought you chose that title just to get our attention.

May Zenu have mercy on you.

**Smoogis** · 11-10-2006, 05:39 PM

....

I...I...I can't...

Ow. Ow my spleen.

**Magneto_X** · 11-10-2006, 05:40 PM

Spike:

Pray no-one in your family and/or your sister reads that!

AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!

**Tobias March** · 11-10-2006, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Spike-X

I'm still going to get her to take some shirtless pics of me, though. I mean, there's no harm in that...right? And who knows, once she sees the Total Package...anything could happen!

Indeed. Well, uh, use a rubber dude. Cos that would be one complication too far.

**Stellar** · 11-10-2006, 05:42 PM

I think (read: hope) his sister's going to think it's a compliment in the form of a joke.
Of course she'll be all 'eeeeew', but at least she'll have a bit of a laugh.

**Tommy** · 11-10-2006, 05:44 PM

These babies will clearly have little to no black market value.

**Gladiaria_Alata** · 11-10-2006, 05:45 PM

o.O' *officially weirded out*

Nice avatar, Stellar. :rolleyes: Who is it?

**Stellar** · 11-10-2006, 05:46 PM

You just asked that to avoid the character limit, didn't you.

It's L. Ron Hubbard, the man who started the whole Scientology business. Emphasis on business.

**Grazzt** · 11-10-2006, 05:47 PM

Is this an Australian thing?

**Stellar** · 11-10-2006, 05:48 PM

You know, I just realized something. The way Spike feels about his sister gives a whole new meaning to his custom member title.

**Smoogis** · 11-10-2006, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Grazzt

Is this an Australian thing?

An old CBR forum injoke thing.

Probably inspired by the discussion some of us had in Rita's.

**Spike-X** · 11-10-2006, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Grazzt

Is this an Australian thing?

No, but it is a "you had to be here for quite a while" thing.

Hint: I don't actually have a sister.

**jaguarshark** · 11-10-2006, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Grazzt

Is this an Australian thing?

Dear God, no. Tasmania, sure, but not the whole country.

Somewhere, curefreak is thanking you for taking the i-warrior suspicion off him. I'm just waiting for the first poster who takes it seriously...