Exterminators #11 *Spoilers*

**Mr. Palmer** · 11-01-2006, 05:54 PM

A Saloth love issue...

Saloth asks Nils to help him on securing a date. Professor Neal, who is off doing experiments on monkeys (hence the cover), does the same with her co-worker - Nils ex-wife. There's funny exchanges as a man learns the ins-and-outs of dating, with the women learning how to counter on the other side.

Professor Neal goes out with Saloth, who has an interesting place for ones dinner reservation: in the alley. With night-vision glasses, Saloth says that it's his favorite way of watching all vermin.

Back at Neal's apartment, Saloth begins to spill some of his Vietnames heritage. Afterwards, in a sex scene (which some will find repulsive, while others will be titillated), Saloth leaves Neal a note that he must leave.

Saloth returns to his lab, where he's alone with his insect test subjects, and reports that he's leaving out alot of his past history...

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Another good issue. Plenty of off-beat humor in this one. Not to mention Saloth's "evil" grin that puts a spin on just what he was doing in Vietnam.

And come on, you just have to love the sex scene! :D

**FanboyStranger** · 11-02-2006, 11:22 AM

This book balances humor and horror so well. I would have said it was the best book of the week if not for The Other Side and Criminal. Glad to see that there's a second trade on the way. as well.

Saloth's Cambodian, however.

**Strontium Dog** · 11-02-2006, 03:32 PM

Loved this issue - great series.

I know Simon checks back here occasionally, so can i just congratulate whoever it was - either Simon or Mike - for 'SLAP! SLAP! SLAPPITY! SLAP!'..! made me larf!

**Strontium Dog** · 11-02-2006, 03:39 PM

...oh, and the monkey involuntarily emulating the doctors gestures while she was talking, with that look of desperation on its face, made me laugh as well...and then feel guilty...and then laugh again...just excellent

**bird** · 11-05-2006, 05:45 PM

i loved the cover for this issue (animal liberation now!) and the foreshadowing of saloth's involvement with pol pot should be interesting.

**simon oliver** · 11-05-2006, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Strontium Dog

Loved this issue - great series.

I know Simon checks back here occasionally, so can i just congratulate whoever it was - either Simon or Mike - for 'SLAP! SLAP! SLAPPITY! SLAP!'..! made me larf!

Mike, it was all Mike. I can't look at that page for longer than 5 seconds.

simon

**WoodenDummy** · 11-06-2006, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by simon oliver

Mike, it was all Mike. I can't look at that page for longer than 5 seconds.

simon

That whole night vision ending had me in fits of giggles.

**sgt pepper** · 11-06-2006, 05:45 PM

Wow. This issue is comedy gold. The date by the dumpster wearing night vision goggles, the deadpan discussion of what to do with the edible squirrel ash--you guys have outdone yourselves.

Ohio State represent represent.

**Generic Eric** · 11-07-2006, 11:49 AM

Sexiest issue of Exterminators yet. It's great to see two nerds find love. Excuse me while I clean my eyes out with clorox.

**Guts/Batman** · 11-08-2006, 01:16 PM

Loved the issue. My eyes could have done without the large lab assistant riding the skinny research guy though. My eyes...were crying to me. The monkey was hilarious.

**Mr. Palmer** · 11-08-2006, 01:27 PM

I've got to be the only one who dug the overweight chick. Mmmm.

Keep you warm in the winter, and you never have to worry about going hungry... :D

**sgt pepper** · 11-10-2006, 06:52 PM

"No fat chicks...can resist my charms."

Palmer's a chubby chaser! Rock on.

**sgt pepper** · 11-10-2006, 07:09 PM

And here're some lyrics from one of my favorite rappers, Blueprint:

"I know this is true
Big girls need love too
I'm not lying when I'm talking to you
Skinny girls need somebody to call 'em boo

You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate
I'm not the type of guy to trip about your weight
Uh uh, you're my plus size princess
It must've took three people to get you in that dress
When I see your big booty I flip my wig
But everything else about you is just as big
You're built like Jabba the Hut with two butts
One in the back, one in the front
Got my mind on my money and my money on your food
Cause if I don't take you out to eat you'll catch an attitude
I'm no Denzel when it comes to pull
I know you're only with me because I keep you full
I used to come over with condoms to smash in you
But now I bring a snack for you
Twinkies always seem to get your ass in the mood
And when you're done grubbin, we go back to your room
You're so freaky when it's time to get it on
Sometimes we put ketchup on the bed before we bone
If you haven't had a big girl, let me describe it
It's like havin sex with a water bed
But who needs a bed when you're there to lay on
Who needs a pillow when I got your big arm
I love gettin lost inside your big body
I'll let you anything, except ride me

She's double my body weight, double my fun
I'm doubling my pleasure like double mint gum
Double my body weight, double the fun
I'm doubling my pleasure like double mint gum