And i also haven't listened to the radio in a while.
But, i do have copies of Rolling Stone and Spin in front of me everyday, and when i go out, i hear songs.
So, i would like punch the following artists/bands in the nuts, if applicable.
John mayer: I thought he would be gone. 3 years ago, i went to college, and the college girls loved him, and we'd have our guitars, and some future alcholic, mother of 6 with no husband would yell "Play your body is a wonderland!" without fail. But yknow, i figured they would leave college, and stop listening too him. He infected high school proms though, allowing his fame to stay. According to US weekly,which is next to Spin on the magazine rack, he is also banging jessica simpson, which is apprently why he is still famous...i'm not sure why she's still famous.
I don't know if he has balls though, so i can't punch him in them.
Panic at the disco: I warned you all, on this board! When they started calling Weezer emo, before emo guys started wearing their girlfriends jeans, i said "See? Nerd rock, i can take that, but this is going to get worse!" And then Dashboard came out, and now it morphed into this travesty.
You look like the gay Beatles!
From left to right you have
Intense sissy, Tough sissy, random sissy, fat sissy who i bet you plays bass, and may be a woman.
I hate them more because their first single made me laugh, not because it was the worst thing i ever heard, but because it was actually funny.
James Blunt: Ok, yeah, my girlfriend loved Your Beautiful, it was non offensive and you are less annoying then john mayer. But you are still the english version of John Mayer, and you better not stay famous for as long as him.
Thom Yorke: I love Radiohead, unless someone new came on this board, im probably still CBR's biggest Radiohead fan. But The Eraser is all the things people said Kid A was, that i called them idiots for saying. Thom, your voice is not the right voice for dance music, you can't mumble over noises you made on your mac and call it an album. Make the rest of the band come in the studio with you, this album sounds like the music a robot would make, if the robot was designed to build cars and hate music.
Jibbs: I had to look up jibbs to find who did his, or their song. I generaly don't complaign about quasi rap, it has it's place, i don't know anything about rap post 1996, so i tend to not comment at all. But the moment you start sampling nursery rhymes and childrens songs, is the moment you need to stop putting out albums.
Also, when looking up who did the song, they including the lyrics
"(Do your chain hang low
do it wobble to da flo
do it shine n n the light
iz it platinum iz it gold
could u throw it ov'r ya shoulda
if ya hott it make ya cold
do your chain hang low) "
I know thats how the song sounds, but there are only 15 actual words in the chorus, but there are many more then 15 noises in it, that are coming out of someones mouth, and that ain't right.
This is only three examples, someone, please...Crocker even, tell me there is some moderatly new band that isn't completly insipid, because i can't listen to nothing but Led Zeppelin for much longer.