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    Default Spider-Caption ~ Volume 1 ~ #8!

    Wallopin' websnappers! Tuck in your stingers and protect your web balls, folks! It's time for the comedic kick to the crotch known as:

    The Amazing SPIDER-CAPTION contest!

    The rules:

    I will post a picture from a Spider-Man related comic. Any dialogue will be blanked out. You, the players, will post comical captions, which may include dialogue, narration, or whatever you like. Pay no attention to the word balloons or captions in the picture; arrange it any way you want. Post as many captions as you like, as often as you like. I want to see creativity, people! Not 700 "The Other" jokes.

    Board rules still apply. Be civil: this is for laughs, not a way to sneak in an insult about a creator. And keep language to a PG13ish level.

    Have fun!

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    In order to raise a few bucks, Peter stared in a tv ad.
    "Got Allergies?
    Get Clear.
    Claritin Clear."
    :D

    OR

    Peter: For the last god damn time Osborne, cover your damn mouth when you sneeze.:evilangry
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    Narration box: At that point, I wanted a ghostbusting kit.

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    Peter was not fond of being set up on Nickeloadians Slime Time After School Special.
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    Narration Box:Sure SpiderMan revealed himself willingly,Thats what Joe Q wants you to think but this is how it really went down.....

    Ironman:So Peter you want to go to Steve's side?
    >shoves Peters headed inside a dirty toilet<
    Iroman:Huh!?
    >>shoves Peters headed inside a dirty toilet again<
    IronMan: Dont make a fool out of me,man.I'm getting really tired of this.I'm getting really tired of this.
    *Shoves Peter's face in front of the cameras*
    IronMan: Say it!
    Peter:fkdjarieov
    IronMan: What was that?
    Peter: My name is Peter Parker and I've been Spiderman since I was 15.
    IronMan:Now go clean yourself up!Dont forget to put on your outfit I gave you!
    Peter:Maaaaaaaaary Jaaaaaane!!!!!!!Tony made me cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!And on tv too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Whitmore

    "Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimer!!!!"
    Last edited by CapFan; 10-23-2006 at 06:11 PM.

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    Narration Box: He tried his hardest to resist while bound to the wall. Lacking mobility though, he was slowly taken over by a green symbiote suit.

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    Where the hell is Will S. with his enema joke? This one's practically an invitation for him! :D


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Whitmore
    Wallopin' websnappers! Tuck in your stingers and protect your web balls, folks! It's time for the comedic kick to the crotch known as:

    The Amazing SPIDER-CAPTION contest!

    The rules:

    I will post a picture from a Spider-Man related comic. Any dialogue will be blanked out. You, the players, will post comical captions, which may include dialogue, narration, or whatever you like. Pay no attention to the word balloons or captions in the picture; arrange it any way you want. Post as many captions as you like, as often as you like. I want to see creativity, people! Not 700 "The Other" jokes.

    Board rules still apply. Be civil: this is for laughs, not a way to sneak in an insult about a creator. And keep language to a PG13ish level.

    Have fun!


    "Last time I take Hulk to an R Rated movie"


    OR


    "Upon returning from space, World War Hulk kicks off with everyone's favorite green goliath unveiling his newest super power: THE HULKAKKE!!"


    (yes thats dirty but any kids surfing this board won't get it anyways unless they're amazingly perverted and knowledgable to start with)



    :D
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    Narration: Now I remember why I hate fighting in the sewers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slade.
    "Upon returning from space, World War Hulk kicks off with everyone's favorite green goliath unveiling his newest super power: THE HULKAKKE!!"

    (yes thats dirty but any kids surfing this board won't get it anyways unless they're amazingly perverted and knowledgable to start with)

    Hulkakke is acceptable...barely.

    Any explanation of what it means is not. :)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Whitmore
    Where the hell is Will S. with his enema joke? This one's practically an invitation for him! :D


    SEAN
    Right here man!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Whitmore

    Sure, being the herald of Galactus sounded glamorous, but the job description didn't mention cleaning out the big guy's nasal passages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Whitmore
    Venom was so happy to see Peter that he couldn't contain himself and drooled all over him. Poor Sod!
    From now on we're poison to you Spider-Man. That's why we call ourselves... VENOM!!!

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    Caption By Stan On A Random ASM Issue: "It had to happen! Peter's Slime Clone!"
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