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[Adrian Tullberg]

A crashed spaceship is smoldering in a city car park, people getting up from hiding spaces to look

A figure enters a hole in the ship.

The figure has reached the pilot, gravely wounded.

It holds out a green glowing object to the person

PILOT: Take it.

The green glow reveals the face of the figure; Rocky Balboa.

Day - Rocky is hovering above the city, his face revealing his astonishment

NEWSCASTER: (OS) Breaking news - former two-time heavyweight championship boxer Rocky Balboa has been recruited as part of the elite intergalactic peacekeeping force known as The Green Lanterns.

A green comet is speeding over the ocean

NEWSCASTER: (OS) (CONT'D) Every Green Lantern receives a device known as a Power Ring that creates 'energy constructs' ...

Rocky is trying to create a sphere - it splutters and fizzles, like a badly recieved TV image.

NEWSCASTER: (OS) (CONT'D) - limited only by the user's imagination and willpower.

Rocky's apartment - Paulie is examining the ring, Rocky holding his head in his hands.

PAULIE: At least you got a nice piece of bling.

A darkened office - Rocky is seated in front of an anonymous man in black, and two men in officer's uniforms.

MIB: We want that ring, Mr. Balboa.

ROCKY: I don' wanna give away any gifts. It's kinda embarrassing if whoever gave it to you turns up later and -

MIB: Who do you think could serve your country better; a specially selected, trained and conditioned agent of the United States - or an old, washed up fighter?

OFFICER: Face it - it's for the good of your country.

ROCKY: Call me crazy - but I don't believe you.

Rocky is hovering over the ocean.

VOICE: Mr. Balboa?

Rocky turns to see a man in a Green Lantern uniform (Hal Jordan) hovering a few feet away.

Rocky and Jordan are in a scrap yard.

JORDAN: I've seen all your fights sir, and ... I can help you get the hang of that ring.

Rocky is performing a series of tasks with the ring, under Jordan's supervision.

JORDAN: It's about focus. Concentrating on a method, an action, a concept, and using everything in your heart and mind to make it happen.

Rocky is creating more and more complex geometic shapes.

The White House - the MIB is leaving the Oval Office. The Officers are waiting for him

OFFICER: Did he agree?

A bunch of commandos are being outfitted in high tech gear and weaponry.

MIB: (OS) When I told him we could solve the Iraq problem in three days with that ring, he signed every dotted line. We go tonight.

Rocky is flying above the city.

ROCKY: (OS) I used to fight because I thought 'that's what I am'. I also fought for respect. I fought for a friend.

Rocky is flying over the world.

ROCKY: (OS) (CONT'D) For the first time - I'm fighting for Everybody.

BLACK SCREEN

CAPS: ROCKY - FINDING THE LIGHT

Night. A cityscape. Rocky is on his knees, two commandos holding him down, one hitting him in the face

COMMANDO: STAY DOWN!

The MIB is in a control room, a headset on his ear.

MIB: We got him

Cityscape - Rocky looks up, angry.

He swings with his left -

- and a burst of green energy sends the commandos and several vehicles flying.

Control Room - the MIB is visibly stunned.

OFFICER: (Contemptuous) Haven't you seen one of his fights?

[Froggy]

COMING THIS SPRING

"They say things change when you become a teenager........aint that the truth"

*show man on ground with blue fire surrounding his body*

"Little did I know things would change for the.....weirder"


*My name is Keon Garrett, and Anansi the trickster god fo Chaos, has been sealed inside my body*

*Shows Anasi's spiderlike Eyes from KEon's body*

"My world.....is about to get more tricky"

[Kevin M.]

High above the city of metropolis superman is floating above in the moonless night sky.

The camera pans closer to his face to reveale his eyes focused on something

This Summer

The camera then turns around to show him staring a Goku floating just a few feet away.

You will wittness

Goku then turns super sayian

The fight

Both of then start to fly straight at each other

of the Century

As both them are about to hit each other the screne goes black

Superman Vs Goku
The fight begins Summer 2007

Sorry it is so lame, but it is the best I could think of now.

[Rod G]

Narrator :This is the most advanced vehicle ever created . . .

(Pan over a metallic white object)

It can go up to 200 miles per hour. . .

(Judging by the contours,object is clearly a racecar)

This is a machine of such precision . . . such power . . .

(Dissolve to a black hared young man in a blue racing outfit with white trim)

There's only one person . . . who can drive it!

(Zoom to the young man's face.This is Speed Racer.)

Speed : Time to race!

(Cut to montage of scenes while a hard rock instrumental version of the Speed Racer theme plays,ending in "Go Speed Racer,go Speed Racer,go Speed Racer go!" as montage ends.Cut to black.)
(Superimpose title : SPEED RACER)
(Superimpose title : Next Summer)

[Yun Lao]

*A foreign military base is shown, terrorist shipping nuclear warheads into a warehouse.*

Narrator: "In a world of Terror..."

*A teenage girl, tied to a chair is being record by said Terrorist. The scene cuts to the Whitehouse, where a reporter stands outside.*

Reporter: "Earlier today, the President's daughter was kidnapped. The kidnappers are demanding the release of their comrades, many being dangerous mutants. The President has declared that, even in this case, he will not give in to terrorists."

*Cuts to War Room, where a General speak.*

General: "Mr. President, sending our troops there would be suicide..."

Narrator: " Only one man has what it takes to save the day..."

*An explosion errupts from the main gates of the Terrorist base. A loan military transport flies through. There is no driver, only the masked man riding on the hood.*

Deadpool: "WHEEEEEEE!"

*The screen turns black*

Narrator: "...God help us..."

*Deadpool walks across the screen*

Deadpool: "Holy crap, they actually made a movie about moi?! SWEET!!"

*He gets closer to the screen before he crouches down and taps on the glass. Suddenly realizing something, his eyes get wide*

Deadpool: "Hang on! Who's directing me?!"

*Ignoring Wade's question the Deadpool Movie Logo flashes on the screen, and beneath it states, "Coming This Fall"*

[Radical]

Announcer: In the near future, the Apocalypse is upon us.

[Scene: People running in terror]

Announcer: It is the end times.

[Scene: A quick montage of rioting, rapes, etc.]

Announcer:And the only ones who can stop it...are the ones who started it.

[Scene: Five dark shapes are standing on a balcony on a dragon-shaped castle. We zoom in to reveal the five shapes as Dethklok.]

Announcer: These guys.

[Metalocalypse theme plays while the band members are shown onscreen, followed by their names: Skwizgar [sp?], Toki Wartooth, William Murderface, Pickles, Nathan Explosion. Finally we see them fighting a giant Satan-looking figure. There's an explosion, and then the Metalocalypse logo appears, followed by the words, "The Movie."]

NATHAN EXPLOSION: (v.o.) This is gonna be more brutal than the brutalest thing ever.

[Radical]

Be warned, the "movie" already exists, although it doesn't star anyone who's actually famous/pop culture yet and I'm the only one who already knows.

Opening scene is a dark, foreboding fortress.

NARRATOR: On the planet Ultima...

A gathering of weird-looking figures like a cybernetic cowboy, a robot in the shape of a samurai warrior, a guy who looks like Pinhead from Hellraiser (sans pins), and a snake-headed reptilian creature in a military outfit are seated at a table.

NARRATOR: ...Malkor and his evil allies conspire to conquer the universe.

PINHEAD-LOOKING GUY: (sounds nervous) So, uh, how (clears throat, speaks in an evil-sounding voice) how goes the plan for cosmic domination?

SAMURAI ROBOT: (metallic voice, monotone) All goes according to calculations, my lord.

Cut to a scene in a palatial-looking hall. A barbarian-looking warrior, a cyborg, a warrior of indeterminate gender, an insectlike creature, and a cat-man stand at attention.

NARRATOR: Only a group of powerful heroes can defeat this sinister plan.

Fade to black.

NARRATOR: There's just one problem...

There's a shocking explosion, and when the smoke clears, we see the heroes lying on the ground.

NARRATOR: ...they've already lost.

Cut to Malkor, looking both anguished and angry.

MALKOR: Malkor, you idiot, what have you done now?

Montage of exciting scenes: three of the heroes have discovered a huge mountain of gold, jewels, etc., the androgynous warrior is now revealed as a woman clad in a harem-looking costume, the cyborg "hero" is looking evil/pissed and punching the viewer, Malkor is a giant, and the reptile-looking one is sitting on a throne of some sort.

NARRATOR: Now, the only one who can stop Malkor is Malkor...but he's going to need some help.

CYBORG: (pointing at a now-defenseless Malkor) Kill him!

Jump cut to black. The logo "Unlikely Heroes" appears, followed by "Coming Soon".

[KJ Stewart]

[White text on black screen] Sunnydale, CL : 2003

Willow : It's the Big Bad, Dawn. The one we knew was coming.

Giles : The First is unlike anything we've faced before. I mean, there's evil and then there's the thing that created evil, the source.

The First : You think you can fight me? I'm not a demon, little girl. I am something that you can't even conceive. The First Evil. Beyond sin, beyond death. I am the thing the darkness fears. You'll never see me, but I am everywhere. Every being, every thought, every drop of hate.

Buffy : I just realized something. Something that really never occurred to me before. We're gonna win.

[Scenes of fighting Caleb, Ubervamp army, Spike saving the world]

[Fade to black]

[White text on black screen] Los Angeles : 2004

Angel : I'm talking about killing every.single.member.... of the Black Thorn.

[Cut to scenes of Angel and co. killing the Black Thorn]

[Cut to Angel breaking Hamilton's neck]

Angel : Looks like Wolfram and Hart are taking the gloves off...

[Cut to alley]

Gunn : You take the 30,000 to the left.

Spike : In terms of a plan?

Angel : We fight...

Spike : Bit more specific?

Angel : Well personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon... let's go to work.

[Angel swings his sword]

[Fade to black]

[White text on black screen] Present day

Buffy and Willow are standing over a grave...

Buffy : So much for eternal life, huh?

Willow smiles sympathetically.

Buffy : He was the only man I ever *truly* loved.

Willow looks a little confused.

Buffy's phone rings...

Buffy : Guess he wasn't so "Immortal" after all.

After assuming the grave is that containing Angel's ashes, we learn that the grave is that of "The Immortal".

Buffy answers the phone, it is Giles.

Giles : Buffy!

The entire conversation is bypassed

Buffy : We'll be right there!

[Fade to black]

[Open on a room filled with Giles, Andrew, Buffy, Willow, Xander, Dawn, some of the former Potentials, and last of all... Angel, Spike, Gunn (yeah, he survived in my world), Illyria and Connor]

Buffy : So what are we waiting for?

Angel : Beats me!

[Long pause]

Spike : Oh, bloody hell.

Voiceover : This fall, an array of heroes must come together to face something new...

Xander : Cleveland, why did you have to have *another* hellmouth?

Voiceover : Something powerful...

Kennedy : It's butt-kicking time!

Voiceover : Something unlike anything they have ever faced before.

Illyria : I intend to open a can of whoopass.

*Everyone looks surprised*

Voiceover : HELLMOUTH : THE SECOND COMING.

Giles : The world is definitely... in deep shit.

[White text on black screen : HELLMOUTH : THE SECOND COMING]

[Lord of Nonsensical Crap]

Here's a little teaser trailer I made for Never Ending Forum's epic RP Mugen Universe: Tournament of Champions, with the concept based on an art piece done by T51R.



(Cut to view of Earth from orbit)

Female Narrator: What if the world were to end tomorrow?

(View of Earth begins to pan outwards)

Female Narrator: What if gods we had long forgotten decided that we were a mistake? That we needed to be remade?

(Shot keeps panning outward to show the solar system)

Narrator: What if everything you knew, everything you hoped and dreamed for....

(Shot exits the solar system and begins encompassing other star systems)

Narrator:... everything you held dear, everyone you ever loved, were about to be destroyed?

(Shot keeps panning outward at a fast pace until the galaxy itself is shown)

Narrator: What if all of existence was about to be wiped out?

(Shot pans outward from from the galaxy, showing other galaxies. Suddenly, the shot shows the universe as a whole, against the white background of Existence, along with all of the other, interconnected universes forming an almost cellular model in their branches)

Narrator: What would you do...

(As shot continues to pan out, we get a glimpse of a figure floating in the void with its back turned to the camera as it gazes at the Omniverse: we just see black armour, white hair, and a read cloak flowing in an invisible breeze)

Narrator: ...if end were brought about by something even the gods could not stop?


(Cut to black screen)

2007

[Radical]

I actually made the fanfic this is based on, once.

The New Line logo appears, then it zooms in on us to reveal the Universal Studios logo.

Caption & Voiceover: Evil Never Dies.

(flash of something sharp and metallic)

Caption & Voiceover: Terror Sleeps Only to Reawaken.

(another flash of metal)

We see a pair of black work boots standing in a hellish landscape.

Announcer: (v.o.) And this time...

We pan up to see a pair of brown pants, then a familiar red-and-green sweater. One of the hands wears an equally infamous glove.

Announcer: (v.o.) ...it's double...

We finally see Freddy Krueger's face.

Announcer: (v.o.) ...the trouble.

We quick-pan to see Chucky sitting on Freddy's head.

Chucky: You got that right!

A montage of Chucky killings in the real world.

Announcer: Now, the only hope to stop these twin terrors...

Chucky: (mock-friendly) Andy!* It's been years!

Sequence of Freddy nightmare assaults.

Announcer: ...lies in the hands of two of their victims.

Woman: I was one of the few survivors that night.

Caption & Voiceover: CHUCKY vs. FREDDY

Cut to three people in a car: the man who's driving, the woman, and a teenage girl.

Teenage girl: What if Freddy made some kind of deal with Chucky, to get him to start another Freddy scare?

Woman: But what would Chucky get out of it?

Man: A new body...SHIT! (steps on the gas, causing the woman and girl to lean back violently)

Chucky leaps out at the audience, then Freddy swipes the air with his claws. Fade to black, with only the words COMING SOON.

*Andy Barclay was Chucky's enemy from the first three Child's Play movies.

[Lord of Nonsensical Crap]

I'm going to try doing a Watchmen trailer pretty soon, so stay tuned.

[Deus]

Narrator :This is the most advanced vehicle ever created . . .

(Pan over a metallic white object)

It can go up to 200 miles per hour. . .

(Judging by the contours,object is clearly a racecar)

This is a machine of such precision . . . such power . . .

(Dissolve to a black hared young man in a blue racing outfit with white trim)

There's only one person . . . who can drive it!

(Zoom to the young man's face.This is Speed Racer.)

Speed : Time to race!

(Cut to montage of scenes while a hard rock instrumental version of the Speed Racer theme plays,ending in "Go Speed Racer,go Speed Racer,go Speed Racer go!" as montage ends.Cut to black.)
(Superimpose title : SPEED RACER)
(Superimpose title : Next Summer)

Holy crap! The world needs a reimagining of Speed Racer! I'd totally watch this if this was out.

[lonewolf23k]

Holy crap! The world needs a reimagining of Speed Racer! I'd totally watch this if this was out.

There was an attempt at updating Speed Racer back in the 90s. I watched it, and it was a bit sub-par, really.

[The MunchKING]

Pac-Man: The Movie

[Ghost]

Something I dreamed up, heavily inspired by THIS and THIS.

Movies Featured:
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Chonicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
The Three Musketeers (1993)
Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest
Kingdom of Heaven
Peter Pan
The Last Samurai

Captials are text messages, italics describe music and scenes. During dialogue, the accompaning phatage is used unless stated otherwise.

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THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR ALL AUDIENCES.


Soft music. The Shire, children running.

NO DREAMS LAST FOR EVER

The crowning scene from Narnia.
Marrige of Aragorn and Arwen.

ALL GOOD THINGS HAVE AN END

The musketeers having a party.
Jack Sparrow and Mr Gibbs share some rum.

THE SIGNS WILL TELL YOU...

Clips with Godfrey of Ibelin dying. Tumnus flute, the fire.

Godfrey: A kingdom of conscience...

Tumnus flute, fire.

Godfrey: A Kingdom of Heaven!

THAT THE TIME OF PROPHECY...

Aslan roars in the fire.

...IS AT HAND.

Davy Jones: You owe Davy Jones your soul…
Peter Pan: No!
Davy Jones: That was the agreement, wasn’t it?
Peter Pan: No! Wendy!
Davy Jones: Time to pay up!

Hook: Pan… must be dead!
King Peter: It is as we feared, then. He is gone.

Elrond: The fleet of corsair ships sails from the South. They’ll be be in the city in two days. You’re outnumbered!
Barbossa: For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died!
Gandalf: They are coming...

Hook: We sail at dawn!

THE EAST AND WEST
SHALL MEET

Slow, dramatic music.

Katsumoto: Do you think a man can change his destiny?
Algren: I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed.

Algren killing some assassins.

THREE LOST PRINCES
SHALL BE BE REUNITED

Balian, Legolas and William Turner clips.

Will: You knew my father!
Jack Sparrow: I knew him...

Godfrey clips.

A KING SHALL DIE
AND RISE A BEAST

Aslan clips.

Barbossa: What’s in your head? ...
(Skeleton pirate clips) Barbossa: We are cursed men...
Barbossa: ...and we can’t die!
Aslan: Do not cite the Deep Magic to me! I was there when it was written!

AND A WAR UNLIKE ANY OTHER
SHALL BEGIN...

Exciting music, buildup.

White Witch: If it’s a war Aslan wants, then it’s a war he’ll get!
Balian: It’s a kingdom of conscience, or nothing.
Aragorn: Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers!
King Peter: For Aslan!

Bombastic music, lots of action scenes from all featured movies.

KNIGHTS!

Balian Riding into battle.
Peter and the Narnians dito.

SAMURAI!

Algren recieving his katana.
Samurai on horseback emerging from the mist.

NINJA!

Ninja assasinating a samurai gaurd.
Algren and Katsumoto fighting ninja.

PIRATES!

(All music stops.)

Porthos: Ahaa!
Bad Guy: Porthos the Pirate!? AAAAAAAAARGH! (Jumps overboard.)
D’Artanian: Pirate?
Porthos: I told you I was famous!

OH MY!

(Crescendo.)

Peter and the Narnians riding in from the left.
Algren and the samurai riding in from the right.
Quick PotC battle scenes.
Aslan roars.

LAST PROPHESY
The Once And Future King

Colonel Bagley: Son of a bitch thinks he can win!

HAIL TO THE KING!