Wallopin' websnappers! Tuck in your stingers and protect your web balls, folks! It's time for the comedic kick to the crotch known as:
The Amazing SPIDER-CAPTION contest!
The rules:
I will post a picture from a Spider-Man related comic. Any dialogue will be blanked out. You, the players, will post comical captions, which may include dialogue, narration, or whatever you like. Pay no attention to the word balloons or captions in the picture; arrange it any way you want. Post as many captions as you like, as often as you like. I want to see creativity, people! Not 700 "The Other" jokes.
Board rules still apply. Be civil: this is for laughs, not a way to sneak in an insult about a creator. And keep language to a PG13ish level.
Have fun!
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Thread: Spider-Caption ~ Volume 1 ~ #7!
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10-16-2006, 03:13 PM #1Whitmore: Rebirth!
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Spider-Caption ~ Volume 1 ~ #7!
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10-16-2006, 03:17 PM #2Moderator/Teacher
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This will make you think twice before taking the last cookie again!
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10-16-2006, 03:21 PM #3Whitmore: Rebirth!
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Caption: May was tragically behind on the times. She didn't realize offering the Green Goblin wheat cakes could also be construed as questioning his sexuality.
SEANThis week at Comic Critics!: Sexual Harrisment
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10-16-2006, 03:29 PM #4Moderator/Teacher
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How could you lose the election, Kerry?!
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10-16-2006, 03:51 PM #5Mad ... but not angry
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Quesada: So, 22 pages of the goblin beating up old people and this is your idea for the Green Goblin relaunch?
(insert name of writer you don't like here): next issue he picks on the homeless!
Quesada: get out of my office
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10-16-2006, 04:33 PM #6Still Pro-Registration in
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I want my money, you ho!
I never would have you would have liked it rough, Ms. May.Best comic on the market? Avengers Academy
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10-16-2006, 04:39 PM #7The Phantom of Oz
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What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!
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10-16-2006, 04:41 PM #8Senior Member
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Caption "Marvel and 3 Musketeer's bars are so good you will slap your momma"
Green Goblin "To the X-treme"
2007 Mutant League Champion
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10-16-2006, 04:47 PM #9Whitmore: Rebirth!
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The Green Goblin follows through on his promise to "hit Spider-Man so hard his ancestors will feel it."
(No, it didn't make sense to me either :p )
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10-16-2006, 04:49 PM #10Moderator/Teacher
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Narration: With a quick flick of his arm, Green Goblin through the dread
THWAK
Narration: at Aunt May.Vote for the The Top 50 Essential Marvel Stories!
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10-16-2006, 04:56 PM #11is kneeling to Storm
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Green Goblin: Doc Octopus was good enough for you to marry but not me! I'm Slapping you Up side ya head, Gwen Stacy style!
On a side note: Where were you Sean Whitmore, on my "Hawkeye meets Bendis" thread? Your an expert on Hawkeye related humor;)
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10-16-2006, 06:24 PM #12Star Blazer
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Got a bigger picture Sean?
An enema joke just doesn't have as much kick without a bigger pic ;)
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10-16-2006, 07:00 PM #13Whitmore: Rebirth!
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Originally Posted by Will.S
That's okay, I think I'm quite happy not seeing the word "enema" in the same panel as May's ancient, ghoulish visage. :D
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10-16-2006, 07:12 PM #14RADI☼ACTIVE
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just a little D&D pun.:D
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10-17-2006, 01:39 PM #15Senior Member
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Green Goblin: How dare you say I'm overexposed!
SLAP!
Aunt May: You are overexposed! We see more of you than we do of Carnage these days.
SLAP!
Aunt May: Stop slapping me you awful man! You've had your time in the limelight. I wish the Hobgoblin would come back. He had a much better costume too.
Next scene cut out due to explicit violence the Green Goblin inflicted upon Aunt May.From now on we're poison to you Spider-Man. That's why we call ourselves... VENOM!!!
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