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    Bwaaah Weetomuncher's Avatar
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    Default Let us pray!

    Dear Big Man,

    Please let Scotland beat France (those cheese eating surrender monkeys) in the vital Euro 2008 football match this afternoon.

    Scotland deserve to beat those devious snail munchers most heinously.

    Please let Thierry Henry fall over his own inflated ego.

    Amen
    Hmm...

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    What up G,

    Please stop people calling France "cheese eating surrender monkeys", we get it already. =P

    ....but still, don't let them win or anything. <.< >.>

    Oh, and let Ireland win and have Steve Stauntan have a heart attack or something.


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    France just needs to discover soap.

    Kristin.

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    I'm so happy that MY team doesn't have any vital Euro 2008 football matches to look forward to.

    And the "cheese eating surrender monkey" think has run its course. It's time to insult another country. Say the Federated States of Micronesia. They have very small penises.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninja Kris
    France just needs to discover soap.
    Soap has been manufactured in Marseille since the end of the first millenium. Where were you back then?
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    The prayer worked.

    Scotland beat France 1-0.

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss!

    I only used the cheese eating surrender monkey jibe because it was first used by the Scottish character Groundskeeper Willie in The Simpsons against the French.
    Hmm...

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    Captain America dissaproves of calling the French "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys". Because they kept on fighting, even after their government gave in.

    But I'm going to have to go with the Simpsons on this, because it's just too good a line. Sorry Cap, I still think you're the bee's knees. Maybe if you'd come up with a funnier alternative?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weetomuncher
    The prayer worked.

    Scotland beat France 1-0.

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss!
    Woo-Hoooo!
    Yeah! In your face, you fuckers!

    (ahem)

    I apologise.

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    5-2?


    5-2????

    FIVE FUCKING TWO?!?!?!?!?!?


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    NOOOOO!!!

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    Dear Big G.

    Please, please, please intercede and calm down the cheese eating surrender monkeys before they initiate nuclear armaggedon after being falsely compared to the french.

    Those little buggers really get p!ssed off easily, don't they?

    Thanks,

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