Hazy Days

[YoGo]

Help!

The haze in Singapore is so bad that visibility is getting lower each day and everyone is going to a doctor for breathing problems or just feeling yucky from all the crap we're breathing in.

And why? Because of people burning forests illegally in Indonesia. It's been the same problem every year and the smog just gets blown over to neighbouring countries while the Indonesian govt sits on its ass.

At least it makes me sound sexy on air.

[Lester C.]

Help!

The haze in Singapore is so bad that visibility is getting lower each day and everyone is going to a doctor for breathing problems or just feeling yucky from all the crap we're breathing in.

And why? Because of people burning forests illegally in Indonesia. It's been the same problem every year and the smog just gets blown over to neighbouring countries while the Indonesian govt sits on its ass.

At least it makes me sound sexy on air.

Follow Americas lead and invade Indonesia. Hell they are actually hurting you and are a threat so you don't even have to lie to your consituients and voting public about why you are going in.

[Weetomuncher]

It wouldn't be wise for an itty bitty little place like Singapore to try to attack Indonesia.

Indonesia has a population of 250 million and Singapore has 4.5 million.

They could use a bloody great big bomb but that would probably cause even more pollution.

You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

[Lester C.]

It wouldn't be wise for an itty bitty little place like Singapore to try to attack Indonesia.

Indonesia has a population of 250 million and Singapore has 4.5 million.

They could use a bloody great big bomb but that would probably cause even more pollution.

You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Singapore is a heavily industrialized nation. Furthermore if they give the US false information about weapons of mass destruction in Indonesia the US for fight for Singapore by proxy. Finally Indonesia is ninety percent Muslim, which means that you are going to have plenty of conservatives willing and able to bomb those people back to the stone age, because heaven forbid we all decide to pool our resources on this planet, therefore living in harmony, and create a utopia that will last for thousands and thousands of years.

[David Bedlam]

Wait, muslims that have countries outside of the middle east?

DEAR GOD! THEY'RE SPREADING! QUICK! BOMB 'EM!

We must kill the religious fanatics! Because God wants us to!

[Lester C.]

Wait, muslims that have countries outside of the middle east?

DEAR GOD! THEY'RE SPREADING! QUICK! BOMB 'EM!

We must kill the religious fanatics! Because God wants us to!

While we at it, I want to take England back to the colinies. Any country that sells pants with seventeen pockeds and bikes for under twenty pounds just has to go!

[David Bedlam]

We admit the cheep bike selling, the the seventeen pockets is a great exageration. Any hostile action against Britain will be met with maximum force by our beefeaters and chav commandos. I apeal to the U.N. to smack Lester Carthan on the head for being a total douch who makes up stuff about our pocket ensowing program.

[Weetomuncher]

The UN has voted to ignore everything as usual.

[Lester C.]

The UN has voted to ignore everything as usual.

That not true when it comes to genocide. I believe the policy is, “As long as you keep it dark go ahead and kill em all.” This is evident by the fact that whenever millions upon millions of Africans are systematically killed no says or does a damn thing. However if you start killings Serbs or Jews then damn it immediate action must be stopped by a global fighting force. Not quite sure how the UN feels about Asians so we may wish to research that.

[sk716]

While we at it, I want to take England back to the colinies. Any country that sells pants with seventeen pockeds and bikes for under twenty pounds just has to go!

We are NOT bombing England!

And I'll give you two really good reasons why not:



Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.

[David Bedlam]

And if you still invade, I'll sic the Goodies on you!