As was previously illustrated here, I've recently become God. Yes, that's right! God. Not a god, the God. Pretty sweet, huh?
So, I've noticed that in the Community forum, certain "Ask a" threads are pretty popular and frequently fun, so I figured, "Why the fuck not? Let 'em ask God!" And here we are. Any question, anything at all, that you have about life, the universe, yourself, someone else, me, what makes Diet Dr. Pepper taste more like regular Dr. Pepper, or whatever... ask it here!