Famous People Who Should Not Breed Together

[JerrBear81]

Name two famous people who should never breed together.

I nominate George W. Bush and Rosie O'Donnel. Also George W. Bush and Jessica Simpson.

[Gingold]

Hugo Chavez and Celine Dion.

[JerrBear81]

Dustin Diamond and Elizabeth Berkeley. :D

[Jerry Kraut]

Paris Hilton and, well anyone.

[Lex]

Paris Hilton and, well anyone.

Dangit! I was going to do that joke.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Paris Hilton and, well anyone.

I think she should breed with a rabid jackal. Worst case scenario, she manages to conceive, and the child can only benefit from getting the father's genes, which are superior to the mother's contribution. Best case, Paris gets mauled and eaten.

[Grazzt]

Kate Moss and DJ Qualls.

Because their children would be so thin that they wouldn't have a very good chance of survival.

[Sanagi]

Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise.

Well, they shouldn't!

[Jerry Kraut]

I think she should breed with a rabid jackal. Worst case scenario, she manages to conceive, and the child can only benefit from getting the father's genes, which are superior to the mother's contribution. Best case, Paris gets mauled and eaten.

You know i'm not on of those "animal personhood" people, but that's pretty cruel towards that jackel.

[JeffreyWKramer]

You know i'm not on of those "animal personhood" people, but that's pretty cruel towards that jackel.

At least it potentially gets a meal out of the deal.

Also, I don't know if any human VDs are transmittable to jackals... though in the case of Paris Hilton, who knows what she's carrying?

[Grazzt]

At least it potentially gets a meal out of the deal.

Also, I don't know if any human VDs are transmittable to jackals... though in the case of Paris Hilton, who knows what she's carrying?

You're forgetting the chemicals. I'm sure she has a blood alcohol level enough to kill an animal the size of a jackal, or at least brain damage it somewhat.

[howyadoin]

You're forgetting the chemicals. I'm sure she has a blood alcohol level enough to kill an animal the size of a jackal, or at least brain damage it somewhat.

What about a pack of jackals, then?

[Jerry Kraut]

What about a pack of jackals, then?

Paris hilton and a pack of jackels? Now that i think about it, i think i downloaded that movie.

To contribute to the topic:
Nicole Richie and Michael Jackson. Thin kabout it.

[JeffreyWKramer]

To contribute to the topic:
Nicole Richie and Michael Jackson. Thin kabout it.

Well, her build isn't that dissimilar to that of a nine-year-old boy. She's going to offer less in the way of conversation, though.

[Spike-X]

All/any of them.