When Joe Quesada Kills Mary Jane Who He Hates, How Should He Do It?

**Arrjay** · 09-30-2006, 07:52 AM

When Joe Quesada kills Mary Jane, who he hates, how should he do it?

Nods to Cayman.

**Frodo-X** · 09-30-2006, 08:33 AM

I'm gonna go with number 3. I do love me some irony. :)

**Buddahbelly** · 09-30-2006, 11:05 AM

Went with irony. Although trampled is a close second.

**jsg2295** · 09-30-2006, 11:08 AM

I had to go with stingray because that was the closing thing to being impaled by a Goblin rider...now that is irony!!!

**StrikeForce Albert** · 09-30-2006, 11:09 AM

Stingray baby. Considering MARVEl just takes real life events and sticks them in thier comics to be "edgy" that doesn't seem that off

**Sean Whitmore** · 09-30-2006, 11:11 AM

Guys, it's a jokey thread. Can we for God's sake please stop complaining about the jokey thread?

SEAN

**Alan2099** · 09-30-2006, 11:24 AM

Aftering being beaten by Mjolnir, she trips over a stinray with an axe, gets bit by a deadly spider, and somehow manages to fall into Fin Fang Foom's pants which for some unexplained reason have the properties of a blackhole. She ends up getting sucked into some weird otherworldly dimension where she's trammpled by elephants. After they're finished a zombie comes along and starts eating here and out of nowhere an exploding meteor hits her.

and a few months later we find out that Norman somehow set up this entire thing.

**Mikl C** · 09-30-2006, 12:37 PM

*giggles*
Mjolnir. Would be SO awesomely messy.
Thus leaving Spiderman to hook up with Thor!

**Arrjay** · 09-30-2006, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Alan2099

Aftering being beaten by Mjolnir, she trips over a stinray with an axe, gets bit by a deadly spider, and somehow manages to fall into Fin Fang Foom's pants which for some unexplained reason have the properties of a blackhole. She ends up getting sucked into some weird otherworldly dimension where she's trammpled by elephants. After they're finished a zombie comes along and starts eating here and out of nowhere an exploding meteor hits her.

and a few months later we find out that Norman somehow set up this entire thing.

Heh.

That actually may not be far from the truth of what really happens.

Nice one Alan.

**Sean Walsh** · 09-30-2006, 07:20 PM

As long as she says "Crikey" as she dies, then I'm all for death via stingray.

**ultimatespyder20** · 09-30-2006, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by Sean Walsh

As long as she says "Crikey" as she dies, then I'm all for death via stingray.

You've got that right.

Alec

**jsg2295** · 09-30-2006, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by Sean Walsh

As long as she says "Crikey" as she dies, then I'm all for death via stingray.

You know JByrne got busted for saying stuff like that.

**ultimatespyder20** · 09-30-2006, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by jsg2295

You know JByrne got busted for saying stuff like that.

I'm sorry Steve.

Alec

**Locue** · 10-01-2006, 11:31 AM

Melody: Def Leppard - Armageddon It.

She'll die when a meteor suddenly
and for no real reason at all
falls (yes, falls) on her

Falls on her
yeah, falls on her
yeah

And in the same run
Aunt May dies when the same meteor
oooh yeah, the same meteor!
the same f**king meteor!!!
suddenly (and for no real reason at all)
rolls (yes, rolls) over her.

Yeah,
roll right over her!