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    After I bought my comics today, I was waiting at a bus stop, and these douche bags solicited me and everyone else at a nearby gas station to buy perfume. They looked like pimps on their day off. As they were leaving, all four badgered me at the same time! When they first approached me, I expected them to offer me to appear in a porn flick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne
    I expected them to offer me to appear in a porn flick!
    Is this a common expectation of yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ogdred
    Is this a common expectation of yours?
    You mean it's never happened to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne
    When they first approached me, I expected them to offer me to appear in a porn flick!
    I HATE when that happens!

    I remember when I was hit up by someone to work for a 'video company' doing print and video web work while enjoying a night at a club.

    Yes, boys and girls, THAT kind of work.

    ICK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_Fireface
    You mean it's never happened to you?
    I guess I just thought I was special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ogdred
    I guess I just thought I was special.
    Well to be honest . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ogdred
    Is this a common expectation of yours?
    Yes! I think I'm hot enough ;) Seriously though, they looked smarmy enough to offer something less innocent then perfume.
    Last edited by Suzanne; 09-28-2006 at 09:26 PM.
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    It probably wasn't this, but I've heard about guys soliciting women to buy 'perfume'. The 'perfume' is actually ether and when the woman smells it, she passes out and they assault and/or rob her.

    Be careful!

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    So I asked a client why he only worked that one day with one employer.
    "Because I stabbed a Polish guy who told me what to do."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne
    Yes! I think I'm hot enough ;) Seriously though, they looked smarmy enough to offer something less innocent then perfume.
    So, the "weird crap" that happened to you was that you weren't asked to star in a porn flick? You're right, that is pretty weird.

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    I went a day without beer last week.

    That was pretty weird.
    " Why do stars suddenly appear, every time I drink beer ? " ~~~ Karen Ellis

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellokittykat
    It probably wasn't this, but I've heard about guys soliciting women to buy 'perfume'. The 'perfume' is actually ether and when the woman smells it, she passes out and they assault and/or rob her.

    Be careful!
    Yup. It pays to be wary of strangers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cam63
    I went a day without beer last week.
    The Prophets spoke of such a thing...but, of course, we never took them seriously.

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    They do lie a lot.
    " Why do stars suddenly appear, every time I drink beer ? " ~~~ Karen Ellis

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellokittykat
    It probably wasn't this, but I've heard about guys soliciting women to buy 'perfume'. The 'perfume' is actually ether and when the woman smells it, she passes out and they assault and/or rob her.

    Be careful!
    Whoa! Thanks for the heads-up. Even if it was ether, they'd have been the stupidest bastards ever since this was in broad daylight with several other people around.
    Quote Originally Posted by Odgred
    So, the "weird crap" that happened to you was that you weren't asked to star in a porn flick? You're right, that is pretty weird.
    Indeed. I feel so rejected ;)
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