Saw something solicited in the back of the Previews catalog called "The Eye of Argon."
Apparently, it's an SF story written by a 16-year-old that over the last 30-odd years has earned an underground reputation as the worst SF story ever.
Here is the wikipedia page for it.
EDIT: And here it is online!
Apparently, there is a game where people try to read it out loud with a straight face.
I am fascinated. Does anyone know more about this? This is like the original bad fanfic.
Feel bad for this Theis guy though. We ALL write lousy stuff as teenagers.