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    Default In a time when has-been stars enter the world of porn...

    ...we had to find out that Screech from "Saved By The Bell" is involved in something like this. Well, maybe the T-Shirts didn't do well...

    Boy, there's something you should never see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J Dog
    ...we had to find out that Screech from "Saved By The Bell" is involved in something like this. Well, maybe the T-Shirts didn't do well...

    Boy, there's something you should never see.
    Wha, huh? I was going to ask for details, but then I decided that I don't really wanna know.
    If what I said can be interpreted as something else and I offended you, I meant the OTHER thing.
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    Call me when Eliza Dushku starts doing hardcore European porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTen-EyedMan
    Call me when Eliza Dushku starts doing hardcore European porn.
    I've always called for a boycott of Angelina Jolie's movies because she has all the ingredients that make a pornstar:
    1) Hot
    2) Has Daddy issues
    3) Maybe just a dash of legitimate crazy in her mental cocktail
    If what I said can be interpreted as something else and I offended you, I meant the OTHER thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HomerJay
    I've always called for a boycott of Angelina Jolie's movies because she has all the ingredients that make a pornstar:
    1) Hot
    2) Has Daddy issues
    3) Maybe just a dash of legitimate crazy in her mental cocktail
    This ones for Ian Gould.

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    CRIKEY! WATCHING ANGELINA JOLIE IN A PORNO WOULD BE LIKE WATCHING FUNNEL WEB SPIDERS FUCKING

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Dog
    ...we had to find out that Screech from "Saved By The Bell" is involved in something like this. Well, maybe the T-Shirts didn't do well...

    Boy, there's something you should never see.

    O.K I 'll bite. What is Screech doing now?
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    I thought that "Dustin Diamond is a porn star" was a sort of urban legend ala Mikey and pop rocks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadstar
    I thought that "Dustin Diamond is a porn star" was a sort of urban legend ala Mikey and pop rocks...
    Same with Ken Osmond (Eddie Haskell) being John Holmes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GozertheGozarian
    Remember when Elizabeth Berkley was the embarrassing alumnus from that show?

    Dirty Sanchez...not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GozertheGozarian
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    I thought the Dirty Sanchez was just an urban legend. People actually do that?

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    I did a Dirty Screech just last night.
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    Somebody forward this story to the people of Newfoundland.

    It will help them to understand why tourists are suddenly appearing very nervous about the prospects of being 'Screeched in'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Ranger
    Somebody forward this story to the people of Newfoundland.

    It will help them to understand why tourists are suddenly appearing very nervous about the prospects of being 'Screeched in'.
    You know, I actually know what that involves, and it still doesn't sound like a particularly pleasant experience. :)

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