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  1. 09-26-2006, 02:48 PM #1
    Michael P
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    Default Warning! This Thread Contains An Adult Link!

    Don't say I didn't warn you.

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    Young Link is more fun to beat up in Smash Bros anyway.

    Not as fun as beating up Pikachu, but that goes without saying.
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  3. 09-26-2006, 02:52 PM #3
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    That may be the worst pun that this board has ever seen.

    I hope you're proud of yourself.
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  4. 09-26-2006, 02:57 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Pullmann
    Don't say I didn't warn you.
    You used to get beaten up frequently as a child, didn't you?
    Stay away from the chimps. You can't reason with them and you'll just end up with monkey shit all over your clothes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadstar
    You used to get beaten up frequently as a child, didn't you?
    Child?

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    Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!

    In other words, what StoneGold said.
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  6. 09-26-2006, 04:52 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazzt
    That may be the worst pun that this board has ever seen.

    I hope you're proud of yourself.
    I know I am. First the "Quantum Leap" avatar, now this. You're getting sexier by the post, Michael. ;)
    Go !@#$ yourself.
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    Awww..I was sort of jonezing for...
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  8. 09-26-2006, 05:02 PM #8
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    I wonder if Link and Zelda ever had sex. I also wonder what Ganon did do to her while she was caged up.
    I could sleep all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davideaux
    I wonder if Link and Zelda ever had sex.
    Nope.

    I also wonder what Ganon did do to her while she was caged up.
    Sling yogurt at her?
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    Ouch ouch ouch.

    Here's an adult link with a horse and some vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Pullmann
    Don't say I didn't warn you.

    B'doom tish!
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    *snorts*

    Thanks Michael, I needed the laugh.
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    I guessed what it was before I opened it. I can never figure out the ends of thrillers, but this I get. I think my mind operates like that of a ten year old.

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  14. 09-27-2006, 10:50 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilda Dent
    I guessed what it was before I opened it. I can never figure out the ends of thrillers, but this I get. I think my mind operates like that of a ten year old.

    Gilda
    Hmmm, do you think boys are icky?
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  15. 09-27-2006, 10:51 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazzt
    Hmmm, do you think boys are icky?
    Yes. Yes she does.
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