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  1. 09-26-2006, 08:58 AM #1
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    Default Because monkeys are funny

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  2. 09-26-2006, 09:05 AM #2
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    There are 3 things that will never NOT be funny:
    1) Monkeys
    2) Midgets
    3) Farts
    If what I said can be interpreted as something else and I offended you, I meant the OTHER thing.
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    Funniest possible thing ever -

    A monkey punching a mime in the nuts.
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  4. 09-26-2006, 09:19 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by HomerJay
    There are 3 things that will never NOT be funny:
    1) Monkeys
    2) Midgets
    3) Farts
    what about shots to other people's nuts, kicks, balls, etc.
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  5. 09-26-2006, 09:23 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster2
    what about shots to other people's nuts, kicks, balls, etc.
    Good call. I'll put that in the top five with "people falling down".

    Whenever America's Funniest Home Videos does a falling down montage, I'm whipped up into hysterics.
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  6. 09-26-2006, 09:30 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by HomerJay
    Good call. I'll put that in the top five with "people falling down".

    Whenever America's Funniest Home Videos does a falling down montage, I'm whipped up into hysterics.
    Funniest thing I've ever seen on there? Babies with buckets on their heads running into things. I cried it was so funny.
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    There is no way that show is still on.

    I get all my dumbass comedy from Jackass and the like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster2
    There is no way that show is still on.
    At least last season it was.
    My wife would point out how pathetic (or domestic) we were being home on a Friday night almost pissing our pants laughing watching America's Funniest Home Videos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster2
    There is no way that show is still on.
    http://abc.go.com/primetime/americasfunniest/index.html

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    Buncha nerds ! Who stays home on Friday night ?!?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster2
    Buncha nerds ! Who stays home on Friday night ?!?!?!?
    People with 2 kids under the age of 3.
    If what I said can be interpreted as something else and I offended you, I meant the OTHER thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HomerJay
    People with 2 kids under the age of 3.
    Ok that's valid.

    Pullman has no excuse however !
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  13. 09-26-2006, 09:53 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster2
    Buncha nerds ! Who stays home on Friday night ?!?!?!?
    People with no social skills. Or buncha nerds, as you called us.
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    America's Funniest Home Videos is on Sunday night, before Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and Desperate Housewives.
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    Civilly disobeying the law of gravity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessecuster2
    Ok that's valid.

    Pullman has no excuse however !
    I don't actually watch it. I don't even get basic TV. I had to google to find that out.
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