You shall not take a urinal directly next to someone who is already peeing unless you have no other options. Options include further urinals, available toilet stalls and the woods.
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09-25-2006, 06:37 PM #1NUTS!
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Man Law?
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09-25-2006, 07:36 PM #2Nerd messiah.
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I agree. Man law seconded.
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09-25-2006, 07:54 PM #3NUTS!
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When you are riding in the car with your buddy, you do not touch his stereo unless he specifically tells you it's okay to change it.
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09-25-2006, 07:58 PM #4Senior Member
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You shall not ride a motorcycle with another man, unless he is your father or older brother.
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09-25-2006, 08:00 PM #513 Time Rita's Champion
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Originally Posted by Valmore
We have to call a motion on this to futher allow changes. What if your buddy listens to dorky horrible music like ABBA or plays you horriblely sad country music ?
Surely a provision should be made that to allow you to at least recommend changing the music."Heads up-- If Havok's position in UA #5 really upset you, it's time to drown yourself hobo piss. Seriously, do it. It's the only solution." - Rick Remender
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09-25-2006, 08:03 PM #6NUTS!
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You may request a change, but you can't actually change it until you get the "okay." Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1
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09-25-2006, 08:09 PM #7Made for you and me.
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And if he declines, he also gives you the right to cut the proverbial cheese. But only for select music.
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09-25-2006, 08:50 PM #8BANNED
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Never talk in the shitters and pissers.
Never let your dingle dangle freely at the gym lockers.
Never touch a man's no-no spot...even by accident.
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09-25-2006, 09:10 PM #9BANNED
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What is the law?
Not to eat meat, that is the law. Are we not men?
What is the law?
Not to go on all fours, that is the law. Are we not men?
What is the law?
Not to spill blood, that is the law. Are we not men?
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09-25-2006, 09:30 PM #10Cat smells like fish
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What if it's because you're firing at the cops while the other guy is driving? Originally Posted by Davideaux
The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
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In other words, what StoneGold said.
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09-25-2006, 09:50 PM #11Well excuuuse me princess
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Oh hell yes. Please, for the love of god, don't talk to me while I'm doing my business. Its private time from the moment I walk into a public restroom to the moment I leave. Originally Posted by Golon9977
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09-26-2006, 12:09 AM #12It's only a state of mind
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The most routinely broken man law:
Thou shalt not date thy best friends sister (especially little sister) or ex-girlfriend.:rolleyes:"When it comes, i won't notice, i'll be too busy lookin good" - Williams
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09-26-2006, 12:21 AM #13The Central Sca-rutinizer
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We are Devo. Originally Posted by TheTen-EyedMan
What is the law?
Not to eat meat, that is the law. Are we not men?
What is the law?
Not to go on all fours, that is the law. Are we not men?
What is the law?
Not to spill blood, that is the law. Are we not men?
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09-26-2006, 02:21 AM #14These are chips!!!
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when at home the head of the household (man) shall control the tv and the remote control must be with in 2 inches of said man.
also when watching tv the man has 1st refusal on what to watch. hating of such programmes as; chat shows, soaps, soppy drama's. and the man must watch at least a hour of sports a day to keep up his manly-ness
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09-26-2006, 04:21 AM #15Whitmore: Rebirth!
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Originally Posted by Valmore
THANK you!
Come to work with me and tell the other fuckers that rule!
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