Anyway, I like the Bobcat Goldwaithe idea the best. Jiminy Glick and GOB would be my second and third choices.
"Honest Abe's a 'mo!" - Hank Venture from the Venture Bros.
I always imagined Deadpool would have a screechy, raspy kind of voice from the yellow dialogue boxes.
The Punisher: Iím going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pantsô Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and youíll die screaming! And Iíll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!
In other words, what StoneGold said.
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