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Marge: Homer?
Homer: Yelloh?
Marge: There's a man here who thinks he can help you.
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
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My question to the audience: what kind of scientist is Batman?
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06-22-2006, 07:48 AM #1COTM Member
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What KIND of scientist is Batman?
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06-22-2006, 07:49 AM #2Hello, hunnies!
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A good one. :p
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Best response so far:
[Batman is] a very skilled practical engineer who can build just about anything. Assuming it has a bat on it somewhere.
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06-22-2006, 07:51 AM #4Evil.
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He's a Bat-scientist.
duh.Stay away from the chimps. You can't reason with them and you'll just end up with monkey shit all over your clothes.
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He's a chemist.
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06-22-2006, 08:17 AM #6Senior Member
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Batman is a drug store? :p
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06-22-2006, 08:19 AM #7Elder Member
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Depends on the writer and the continuity . . .
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06-22-2006, 01:03 PM #8Swing your razor wide.
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Is there a pun in another language that I'm missing? Originally Posted by Drew Van T.
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So sad, but I lol'd.
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11-11-2007, 04:51 AM #10New Member
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He is a criminologist. A pathologist. A chemist.
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11-11-2007, 05:46 AM #11Nyah!
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Pol was right. In comics, "scientist" means you can do anything. I mean, how unlikely is it that Hank Pym is a biochemist AND a robotosist...ist? :D
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11-11-2007, 01:09 PM #12Precious baby
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That's probably the best answer. In the real world, it would be impossible for any human being to master all disciplines. To me, he's a chemist, a forensic scientist, and apparently a surgeon. It's fitting, considering his Pa was a doc before he bit the bullet, literally. In the Justice League movie Starcrossed, we see him performing a postmortem examination on an alien. Apparently, he knows a lot about alien physique as well. As for me, I would have loved to have attended med school with Bruce. Originally Posted by Richv1
Talk about McDreamy! :oLast edited by beetlebum; 11-11-2007 at 01:30 PM.
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forensic possibly?
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07-26-2008, 10:43 AM #14Darth [=^.^=]
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He's obviously a Chiropterologist.
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07-26-2008, 04:13 PM #15Clean air & water please
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lol! :D Originally Posted by Dreadstar
He's got to be a mad-scientist though right? I mean all his tech and techniques are way beyond normal human tech, so, in that vein, isn't he always doing stuff that is really 'untested' yet, for normal people?
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