J.A.P.'s Off-Beat TV Viewing

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

This installment will appeal to all of you X-Men fans like Ryan Kirk:

Note: All times are Central Daylight Time.

7 AM: Power Rangers Generations: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (ABC Family; A Different Shade of Pink, Part One; Guest-Star: Katherine [Catherine Sutherland]; This is the start of a storyarc that will change the Power Rangers forever. Key moments: Kat breaks free of Rita Repulsa's control to help save Kimberly's life, & the first appearance of the Pink Ranger's SHARK CYCLE [Will it allow the Power Rangers franchise to JUMP THE SHARK?])
7:30 AM: The Twilight Zone (Sci-Fi Channel)

8 AM: Tammy Tell Me True (AMC; The first of the Sandra Dee TAMMY flicks!)
9 AM: Galactica 1980 (Sci-Fi Channel; First Episode; First Appearance: Troy [Kent McCord], Dillon [Barry Van Dyke]; For the next two hours , I switch off between reruns of 'Galactica 1980' & showings of the 'TAMMY' movies on AMC, therefore mixing some delightful 1960s family movies with some cheesy 1980s sci-fi!)
9:30 PM: Tammy & The Doctor (AMC; Another great Sandra Dee flick!)

10 AM: Galactica 1980 (Sci-Fi Channel; Episode Two; Guest Star: ROBERT REED)
10:15 AM: Tammy & The Doctor (AMC; I would dream of snuggling Sandra Dee)
10:30 AM: Galactica 1980 (Sci-Fi Channel)
10:45 PM: Tammy & The Doctor (AMC)
11 AM: Battle History of the US Navy: Fire & Water (History Channel)

12 PM: Galactica 1980 (Three episodes; Sci-Fi Channel; Introducing The SUPER SCOUTS, A group of super-powered children who could jump higher & run faster than normal earth children!)

4 PM: The Loretta Young Show (FamilyNet; Starring Loretta Young)
4:30 PM: Nana Puddin (Family Net; Introducing the most diverse group of ULTRA-HEROES to ever appear in the Nana Puddin Neighborhood: TEAM NANA. For more of TEAM NANA, go to: www.nanapuddin.com )

5 PM: Battle History of the US Navy: Fire & Water (History Channel)

6 PM: La Tormenta (Telemundo; A supernatural arch-enemy of humanity threatens to kill an elderly man. Plus, a great San Antonio Missions commercial!)
7 PM: Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo; Valeria [Gabriela Spanic] is trapped by a mullet-sporting crook [Francisco Gottorno])
8:15 PM; Corazon Partido (Telemundo; Sandra Bullock lookalike Alejandra [Karina Mora] is caught in an arguement with her father. Plus, another San Antonio Missions commercial!)
8:30 PM: X-Men (FX; This is what all of you X-MEN fans have waited for: Bryan Singer's 2000 big-screen blockbuster. The only letdown is the poor treatment of Rogue. She was made to act like JUBILEE. Anna Paquin is better suited for a 'Betty & Veronica' flick!)
9 PM: Decisiones (Telemundo; This episodes focues on DRAG QUEENS!)
9:15 PM: X-Men (FX; I watched most of the next showing of the 2000 blockbuster!)
11:15 PM: King of the Hill (KTBC; Peggy Hill smuggles COCAINE to a convict!)

I have included some spaces between some of the shows to allow you to write in your comments on the shows in a gradual manner, as well as to see the diversity of the shows!

I will tell all of you what I am including in tomorrow's thread that details my viewing from today: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, King of the Hill, Battle Nistory of the US Marines, the 1996 Billy Zane cult-classic 'The Phantom', Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee, La Tormenta, & Decisiones.

I also have some news on what I am definitely watching tomorrow: I am going to watch the 1998 awesomely bad video game themed sequel, MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNILATION on MoviePlex. It will be shown twice: First at 11 AM (Eastern/Pacific; 10 AM Central) in the morning, then in the evening at 11 PM (Eastern/Pacific; 10 PM Central), so BE PREPARED for some major coverage of MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNILATION on Friday! The third Mortal Kombat film, MORTAL KOMBAT: DEVASTATION, will be coming to theaters this years, so it will be the perfect tie-in!


One last word: Tune in every day for my TV viewing log!


J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

I am a little late on the May 24, 2006 viewing thread, but here it is, with a new name, to boot!

Fans of both the X-Men & The Phantom will find that those two franchises made made the cut in my list (All Times are in Central Daylight Time):

7 AM: Power Rangers Generations: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (ABC Family; A Different Shade of Pink, Part Two; The storyarc that changed the Power Rangers forever continues as Katherine [Catherine Sutherland] makes an important decision. We also get to see most of the Rangers in their NINJA KLANSMEN uniforms battling Rito Revolto & the Tenga Warriors!)
9 AM King of the Hill (Two episodes; Bobby kicks CHANE WASSONASSONE in the nuts!)
11 AM: Battle History of the US Marines: Born In Blood (History Channel)

12 PM: The Phantom (USA; The 1996 cult-classic starring Billy Zane!)
4:30 PM: Semi-Homemade Cooking wtih Sandra Lee (Food Network)
5 PM: King of the Hill (FX; Introducing JANE COOPER)
5:30 PM: Battle History of the US Marines: Born In Blood (History Channel)

6 PM: La Tormenta (Telemundo; Gisela dates a former criminal, while the supernatural arch-enemy of mankind continues her mission to kill the elderly man.)
8:15 PM: Corazon Partido (Telemundo; Sandra Bullock lookalike Alejandra [Karina Mora] talks to a blonde friend of hers!)
9 PM: Decisiones (Telemundo; Another Drag Queen episode, this one starring ERICK ELIAS!)

10 PM: X2: X-Men United (FX; As usual, my only gripe with the flick was Anna Paquin's Rogue, which was more like JUBILEE. If you compare the characterizations of the casts of the X-Men movies with those of video game movies, the two closest analogues to Paquin's Rogue are Dr. Dhalsim from the 1994 'Street Fighter' movie & Rain from the campy 1997 sequel 'Mortal Kombat: Annihlation'. Actually, taken seperately, the foursome of James Remar [Rayden], Sandra Hess [Sonya Blade], Lynn 'Red' Williams [Jax], & Litefoot [Nightwolf] in their roles in 'MK: Annhilation' is far superior to Paquin's Rogue, & that is the truth!)

Look for the thread about yesterday's viewing with MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNHILATION, either later today or tommorow!

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

This thread is a little late but here is the thread:


6 AM: Kong: The Animated Series (ABC Family)
6:30 AM: Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends (ABC Family)
7 AM: Power Rangers Generations: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (ABC Family; A Different Shade of Pink, Part Three; This is the episode that changed the Power Rangers forever, as Katherine [Catherine Sutherland] becomes the new Pink Ranger!)
11 PM: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (MoviePlex; This is the moment you have waited almost a week for, this is one of the most overlooked video game movies of all-time!)
12:30 PM: 12 Corazones (Telemundo; More off-beat dating!)

6 PM: La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] is still trapped in an insane asylum!)
7 PM: Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo; This episode has tons of walk-ons from red-headed Latinas!)
8:15 PM: Devine Design (HGTV)
8: 30 PM: The Hulk (Sci-Fi Channel; This is the Ang Lee 2003 cult-classic!)

10 PM: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (MoviePlex; The third Mortal Kombat flick, 'MK: DEVASTATION', will come to theaters later this year, so you should watch this film at the earliest convenience!)
11:45 PM: Night Court (TV Land)

This is my first thread in a few days!

I will present to you the new cult classic that should be put on DVD: This time, it is the circa-1994 Nickelodeon cult-classic, 'The Secret World of Alex Mack'. It was one of the more interesting live-action super-hero shows of the 1990s. It even got an entry in the International Catalogue of Super-Heroes, thus making her a legit super-heroine ( www.internationalhero.co.uk/a/alexmack.htm ). Her show lasted four seasons & seventy-eight episodes. She even had thirty-four books in her credit. I do not recall her exploits ever making it to VHS, but I hope she makes it to DVD soon! She is also the precursor to the current cult-classic 'MY LIFE AS A TEEN-AGE ROBOT'. (Who was the jerk who axed this great show?)


The other question that I am telling you is: Which of the shows I watched is the:

* Best
* Worst

And...
*Oddest?


I hope you enjoyed the return of my 'TV Viewing' Thread!


J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

I am back with a whole week of off-beat TV viewing!


Here is the log:

All times are Central Daylight Time

May 26, 2006:

7 AM: Power Rangers Generations: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (ABC Family)
10 AM: Modern Marvels (History Channel)
4 PM: Decoding The Past (History Channel)
4:30 PM: Nana Puddin (FamilyNet)
5 PM: King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)
6 PM: La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] is still stuck in an insane asylum!)
7 PM: How William Shatner Changed The World (History Channel)
9 PM: Decisiones (Telemundo)
10 PM: Debbie Travis' Facelift (HGTV)
11 PM: How William Shatner Changed The World (History Channel)

May 27, 2005:

7:30 PM: Li'l Iguana (FamilyNet)
8:30 PM: Nana Puddin (FamilyNet)
9 AM: Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends (Four episodes; ABC Family; Four episodes featuring the X-Men!)
12 PM: Bibleman (TBN; Another ludicrous episode!)
5 PM: Ancient Marvels (History Channel)
6 PM: Loteria (Telemundo)
7 PM: Hooked: Illegal Drugs (History Channel)

May 28, 2006:

9:45 AM: Hot Shots Part Deux (MoviePlex)
4:30 PM: Street Fighter II (MoviePlex)
5:30 PM: Edgemont (MoviePlex)
8 PM: I Want That! (HGTV)
8:15 PM: Desperate Housewives (ABC)
8:20 PM: Hot Shots Part Deux (MoviePlex)
8:30 PM: X2: X-Men United (FX)
10 PM: Medium (Lifetime)

May 29, 2006:

7 AM: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (ABC Family)
1:30 PM: X-Men (FX; Man, that Paquin Rogue is such a pathetic loser!)
3:30 PM: Meet Corliss Archer (FamilyNet)
5 PM: King of the Hill (KABB)
5:30 PM: The Munsters (TV Land)
6 PM: King of the Hill (KABB)
11 PM: King of the Hill (KTBC)
12 AM: Washington: The Warrior (History Channel)

May 30, 2006:

7 AM: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (ABC Family)
11:30 AM: Debbie Travis' Painted House (HGTV)
12 PM: Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
1 PM: The A-Team (TV Land)
4:30 PM: Nana Puddin (FamilyNet)
5 PM: King of the Hill (KABB)
5:30 PM: King of the Hill (FX)
6 PM: Dharma & Greg (WE)
7 PM: All My Children (SoapNet)
8 PM: One Life To Live (SoapNet)
9 PM: Rocky III (TCM)
11 PM: King of the Hill (KTBC)

May 31, 2005:

1 :30 PM: Thirty-Minute Meals (Food Network)
4:30 PM: Li'l Iguana (FN)
5 PM: King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)
6 PM: King of the Hill (KABB)

June 1, 2006:

11 AM: Flash Gordon (MoviePlex; The 1980 cult-classic!)
3 PM: Paula's Home Cooking (Food Network)
3:30 PM: Dharma & Greg (FX)
4 PM: Married To The Mob (Comedy Central)
6 PM: King of the Hill (KABB)
8:05 PM: Flash Gordon (MoviePlex)
10 PM: King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)


Do you like this new format?

So, check out one of the more obscure show to now come out to DVD, the one & only Cubby Bear, a.k.a. Brownie Bear. Go to: www.toonopedia.com/cubby.htm

Which shows are your favorites?

Which shows are your least favorites?

Tune in next week!


J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Do you like the new direction of this series? It is now weekly. I even included Eastern & Pacific times.


June 2, 2006:

4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)

6-03-2006:

12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): Bibleman (TBN; Another Ludicrous episode; Villian: The Shadow of Doubt; Introducing COATS [Marc Wayne]; this is a 1998 episode; Go to: www.bibleman.com )
12:30 PM (E/P: 1:30 PM): Trading Spaces (TLC)
3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): General Hospital (SoapNet)
11:30 PM (E/P: 12:30 AM): In Your Face (FamilyNet; With Lisa Bevil)

6-04-2006:

10 AM (E/P: 11 AM): Semi-Homemade Cooking (Food Network)
12:30 PM (E/P: 1:30 PM): I Want That! Kitchens (HGTV)
1 PM (E/P: 2 PM): Maxi-Glide Infomercial (KSAT)
1:30 PM (E/P: 2:30 PM): Comedy Central Presents: Lynne Koplitz

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): Days of Our Lives (SoapNet)
7:30 PM (E/P: 8:30 PM): Go Healthy Challenge (Nickelodeon has actually created a reality show. My only gripe was that it was only fifteen minutes long!)

6-05-2006:

8:16 AM (E/P: 9:16 PM): Little Big Town 'Bring It On Home' (CMT)

2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Roswell (Sci-Fi Channel)
3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): Paula's Home Cooking (Food Network)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (KABB)
5:30 PM (E/P: 6:30 PM): The Munsters (TV Land)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] escapes from the Insane Asylum!)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo; Marcia [Catherine Siathoque] gets her ass beaten by just about everybody!)
8:15 PM (E/P: 9:15 PM): Corazon Partido (Telemundo; Sandra Bullock lookalike Alejandra [Karina Mora] cries at a funeral!)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)

6-06-2006:
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; Introducing the dark alter ego of Grizzwold: Who is the puppet-troll private dick who is a love machine to all the puppets gals, GRIZZSHAFT! You are d--n right! He can be distinguished from our Grizzwold by the half-yellow half-green afro hairstyle!)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (KABB)
5:30 PM (E/P: 6:30 PM): King of the Hill (FX)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Internet Access Day)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Seconds To Disaster (NGC)
8:15 PM (E/P: 9:15 PM): Corazon Partido (Telemundo; Sandra Bullock lookalike Alejandra [Karina Mora] continues to moan at a funeral!)
9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Decisiones (Telemundo; This episode stars Ximena Gonzalez Rubio, as she has a bi-sexual relationship with a blonde bi-sexual alien goddess from the planet Venus named Venus!)

10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): Independent Lens (PBS)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)

6-07-2006:
7 AM (E/P: 8 AM): Power Rangers Generations: Power Rangers Zeo (ABC Family; Many people are angry at ABC Family for briging back PRG!)
1:30 PM (E/P: 2:30 PM): 30-Minute Meals (Food Network)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Li'l Iguana (FN; Introducing ALLI & CK, the two scariest puppets on children's TV. Go to: www.liliguana.com )
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two Episodes; FX)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] gets her moves on)

6-08-2006:
7 AM (E/P: 8 AM): Power Rangers Generations: Power Rangers Zeo (ABC Family)

12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): 12 Corazones (Telemundo; Oddball dating at its finest!)
3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): Paula's Home Cooking (Food Network)
3:30 PM (E/P: 4:30 PM): Judge Alex (KTBC)

4 PM (E/P: 5 PM): The Loretta Young Show (FN)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (KABB)
5:30 PM (E/P: 6:30 PM): King of the Hill (FX; LUANNE Vs. FREEDA FOREMAN!)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] is alone against a group of armed assassins!)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Tierra De pasiones (Telemundo; Marcia [Catherine Siathoque] does a dance contest with the robust black-haired friend of Valeria [Gabriela Spanic])
8:15 PM (E/P: 9:15 PM): Corazone Partido (Telemundo; Aura [Danna Garcia] goes on trial! Novaya Hovoc will love this episode, as it answers the question: Is Danna Garcia the 'DAZZLER' of the show?)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)

And now here is the latest cult-classic that should go to DVD: It is none other than the mid-1960s Canadian cult-classic ROCKET ROBIN HOOD1 It is notable for being a huge success in Canada as well as being one of the first projects of Ralph Bakshi! For more info, go to: www.toonopedia.com/rocktrob.htm . This joins the list of cult-classics that should be revived or go to DVD: Sinbad, Jr., The Secret World of Alex Mack, Cubby Bear [a.k.a Brownie Bear] & even the great My Life As A Teen-Age Robot!

Which of the shows that I watched do you think is the best, worst, & oddest?

See you next week!


J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

I am back with another week of viewing:


6-09-2006:

7 AM (E/P: 8 AM): Power Rangers Generations: Power Rangers Zeo (ABC Family; Billy leaves Earth with Cestro of the Alien Aqua-Rangers to go to Aquatar!)
7:30 AM (E/P: 8:30 AM): The Incredible Hulk (Sci-Fi Channel)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; Nana Puddin's SIGNS: I see dead puppets!)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] is surrounded by several armed assassins for her homosexuality!)
8:15 PM (E/P: 9:15 PM): Corazon Partido (Telemundo; Aura [Danna Garcia] is cleared of all charges!)

6-10-2006:
7 AM (E/P: 8 AM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; GRIZZSHAFT, the coolest private dick troll puppet with a half yellow/half green afro, pimps the Nana Puddin neighborhood once more!)
7:30 AM (E/P: 8:30 AM): Lil' Iguana (FamilyNet; ALLI & C.K., the two ugliest puppets to ever show up on television, scares again!)

8 AM (E/P: 9 AM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; I see more dead puppets!)

12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): Bibleman (TBN)
9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Little Ice Age (History Channel)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): Amazon Adventures (History Channel)
11:30 PM (E/P: 12:30 AM): In Your Face (FN)

6-11-2006:
6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): The Revolution (History Channel)

10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): Doctor Who (Sci-Fi Channel; This new Doctor Who is cool!)
11:30 PM (E/P: 12:30 PM): The King of Queens (KABB; This show is a cult-classic!)

12 AM (E/P: 1 AM): Hell: The Devil's Domain (History Channel; Look for some comic book references!)

6-12-2006:
7 AM (E/P: 8 AM): Power Rangers Generations: Power Rangers Zeo (ABC FAMILY)
9 AM (E/P: 10 AM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)

10 AM (E/P: 11 AM): Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (Sci-Fi Channel)

12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): Wings (TV Land)
12:30 PM (E/P: 1:30 PM): Modern Marvels (History Channel)

2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (Sci-Fi Channel)
5:30 PM (E/P: 6:30 PM): The Munsters (TV Land)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] escapes from the Armed Assassins!)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo; Paula slaps Marcia [Catherine Siathoque])
8:15 PM (E/P: 9:15 PM): CSI (Spike TV)
8:30 PM (E/P: 9:30 PM): Corazon Partido (Telemundo)
9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Decisiones (Telemundo)
10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): Benson (TV Land)

6-13-2006:
12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): 12 Corazones (Telemundo)

2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Caso Cerrado (Telemundo)
3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): Dharma & Greg (WE)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FN)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (KABB)
5:30 PM (E/P: 6:30 PM): Modern Marvels (History Channel)
6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] is raking in the dough!)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo)
8:15 PM (E/P: 9:15 PM): Corazon Partido (Telemundo; The very last episode)
9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Decisiones (Telemundo)
10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): Modern Marvels (History Channel)

6-14-2006:

9 AM (E/P: 10 AM): Por Que Diablos? (Telemundo)
1:17 PM (E/P: 2:17 PM): LeeAnne Rimes "Something's Gotta Give" Music Video (CMT)

2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Caso Cerrado (Telemundo)
3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): Judge Judy (KTBC)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Lil' Iguana (FN)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): 30-Minute Meals (Food Network)
5:30 PM (E/P: 6:30 PM): King of the Hill (FX)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] is having an odd sensual moment with a mummified Maria Teresa [Natalia Strainger]. Yes, it is a lesbian love scene!)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo)
9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): General Hospital (SoapNet)

6-15-2006:
11 AM (E/P: 12 PM): Millennium (MoviePlex)
12:45 PM (E/P: 1:45 PM): 12 Corazones (Telemundo)
1 PM (E/P: 2 PM): The A-Team (TV Land)
3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): The Rocketeer (MoviePlex)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (KABB; The death of DEBBIE GRUND!)
5:30 PM (E/P: 6:30 PM): King of the Hill (FX)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): King of the Hill (KABB)
6:30 PM (E/P: 7:30 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] has more kinky Lesbo fun with mummified Maria Teresa [Natalia Strainger]!)
7 PM (E/P: 8 P_M): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo)

8 PM (E/P: 9 PM): Amores De Mercado (Telemundo; A new soccer-themed telenovela!)
9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Millennium (MoviePlex)
10:30 PM (E/P: 11:30 PM): King of the Hill (FX)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): The Rocketeer (MoviePlex)


Now it is time for the cult-classic that deseves the DVD treatment: It is the late 1950s Sam Singer classic BUCKY & PEPITO, considered by many to be the 'MST3K' of TV animation! For more info, go to: www.toonopedia.com/bkpepito.htm .

Now to borrow something from my friends Roose & Henny, you can tell us which show to give those great decisions: 'KEEP IT' or 'THROW IT OUT'!


See you next week!


Jeremy Aron Patterson.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is a very special 'Off-Beat TV Viewing':


6-16-2006:
11 AM (E/P: 12 PM): Kolchak: The Night Stalker (Sci-Fi Channel)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; Amy Amanda tries to grow grass, so that she could use it to smoke her 'Magic Weed'!)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two episode; FX)
6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Nataha Klauss] tries to seduce the mummified Maria Teresa [Natalia Streighnard]!)

7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo; Valeria [Gabriela Spanic] & her chubby friend Lulu work out in a fitness center. Valeria also beats up Paula!)
8 PM (E/P: 9 PM): Banned From the Bible (History Channel)

9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Decisiones (Telemundo; Starring two of the stars of the now-departed Corazon Partido, Ximena Gonzalez Rubio & Karina Mora!)

11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)
11:30 PM (E/P: 12:30 PM): Banned From The Bible (History Channel)

6-17-2006:
12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): Bibleman (TBN; Another Ludicrous episode! With Coats [Marc Wayne])
12 :54 PM (E/P: 1:54 PM): Family theater Cartoon Short Starring The Three Stooges (FamilyNet; This early 1960s short has the stooges washing cars!)
1:30 PM (E/P: 2:30 PM): King of the Hill (FX)
2:30 PM (E/P: 3:30 PM): King of the Hill (Six episodes; FX; Six great episodes to celebrate Father's Day)
6:30 PM (E/P: 7:30 PM): Sanford & Son (TV Land)
7 :30 PM (E/P: 8:30 PM): Devine Design (HGTV)
10:30 PM (E/P: 11:30 PM): Iron Chef America (Food Network)
11:30 PM (E/P: 12:30 AM): In Your Face (FN; With Carolyn Arends' 'Seize The Day'!)
1:47 AM (E/P: 2:47 AM): Jewel "Again & Again" Music Video (CMT; A new video from the Alaskan musician/poet!)

6-18-2006:
4 PM (E/P: 5 PM): Vandread (MoviePlex)
5:30 PM (E/P: 6:30 PM): Blade (Spike TV; The feature film starring Wesley Snipes!)

7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Modern Marvels (History Channel; Walt Disney World; Look for a funny moment involving Disney & a few delegates from Illinois at the 1964 World's Fair that led to the remark: 'Mr. Disney, you have recreated the assassination of Mr. Lincoln!')

11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): Modern Marvels (History Channel)

1 AM (E/P: 2 AM): Chappelle's Show (Comedy Central; With Clayton Bigsby, BLACK WHITE SUPREMESIST!)

6-19-2006:
11 AM (E/P: 12 PM): Walker, Texas Ranger (USA)
12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): Wings (TV Land)
3:30 PM (E/P: 4:30 PM): Meet Corliss Archer (FN)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)
6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Santos [Christian Meier] is having some flashbacks to his earliest meetings with Maria Teresa [Natalia Streighnard]; Sibila, the Goddess of Light & Protector of the Realm of Earth, revives the mysterious mummified woman, Isabela [Natasha Klauss] rushes to the hospital!)

7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): The King of Queens (CBS)
7:30 PM (E/P: 8:30 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo)

6-20-2006:

11 AM (E/P: 12 PM): Galactica 1980 (Four episodes; Sci-Fi Channel; The final four episodes of the series: The Night The Cylons Landed, Parts One & Two; The Space Croppers; & the classic 'The Return of Starbuck'; For a detailed review of 'The Return of Starbuck', go to: www.tvobscurities.com/articles/return_sb.php )

3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): Dharma & Greg (WE)
4 PM (E/P: 5 PM): The Loretta Young Show (FN)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FN; With Dr. Grizzwold, master of the Black Puppet Arts!)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)
6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): Leave It To Beaver (TV Land)
6:30 PM (E/P: 7:30 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Santos [Christian Meier] has more flashbacks of Maria Teresa [Natalia Streighnard], while Isabela [Natasha Klauss] takes the mysterious mummified woman home.)

7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo)
8 PM (E/P: 9 PM): Amores De Mercado (Telemundo; This recent fad of basing TV shows on soccer has really gotten out of hand when someone decides to link a telenovela to soccer like Telemundo did with this show!)

11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)
11:30 PM (E/P: 12:30 AM): Laura (Telemundo)

6-21-2006:
10:30 AM (E/P: 11:30 AM): Lazy Town (Nickelodeon; Clash of the Sporticuses!)

11 AM (E/P: 12 PM): The Big Valley (MoviePlex)

1 PM (E/P: 2 PM): Dallas (SoapNet)
2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Caso Cerrado (Telemundo)

3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): Organized Crime: Cicily (History Channel)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Lil' Iguana (FN)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the hill (Two Episodes; FX)
6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] plays with the mysterious mummified woman!)

7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo; Marcia [Catherine Siathoque] get beaten up, again!)
8:30 PM (E/P: 9:30 PM): Landscape Smart (HGTV)

9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Decisiones (Telemundo)
10:35 PM (E/P: 11:35 PM): Laura (Telemundo)

11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)

06-22-2006:

11 AM (E/P: 12 PM): Wild West Tech (History Channel)
12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): 12 Corazones (Telemundo)
2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Toby Keith "Courtesy of the Red, White, & Blue" Music Video (CMT)
2:06 PM (E/P: 3:06 PM): TimeCop (Sci-Fi Channel; The TV show based on the movie based on the comic book!)

3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): Laura (Telemundo)
4 PM (E/P: 5 PM): History's Mysteries (History Channel)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX; With Collete Davis)
6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo)

7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Spike TV)
7:30 PM (E/P: 8:30 PM): Romeo! (Nickelodeon)
8 PM (E/P: 9 PM): Cops (FX)

9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Decisiones (Telemundo)
10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX; With John Force, Magic Agent: www.toonopedia.com/jn-force.htm )

11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)


Tune in tomorrow for my 'Cult Classic that deserves to be revived/come to DVD!)


Jeremy Aron Patterson.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is the cult-classic that deserves to be revived/come to DVD: It is the Tomorrow People. Which ones? All three versions!

There are three sets of T.P.:

Version 1: The original 1970s version.

Version 2: The 1990s version that aired on Nickelodeon for a few years!

Version 3: The current version that retconned that the originals were 'off-planet' during the time of the 1990s version!

For a conituity guide, go to: www.internationalhero.co.uk/t/tomorrow.htm


See you next week!


Jeremy Aron Patterson.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is the lowdown:


6-23-2006:


4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; Meet Mr. Chilly Pants, the worst Nana Puddin character ever, because his favorite flick is 1997's 'Batman & Robin'. This chump deserved a beating!)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)
6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)

6-24-2006:

6 AM (E/P: 7 AM): The Flying House (TBN)
7 AM (E/P: 8 AM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet)
7:30 AM (E/P: 8:30 AM): Lil' Iguana (FamilyNet)
8:30 AM (E/P: 9:30 AM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; It is the Mr. Chilly Pants episode again!)
9 AM (E/P: 10 AM): LazyTown (CBS)
12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): BibleMan (TBN)

6-25-2006:

No shows watched.

6-26-2006:

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)
6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela [Natasha Klauss] is having a converstion with a co-conspiritor!)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo; Paula calls Marcia [Catherine Siathoque] out of concern, while the others are at the funeral of Lulu!)
9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): General Hospital (SoapNet)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)

Tune in tomorrow for June 27 to 29, plus much more!



J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Hello, I am a little bit late but I have decided to use this post to log the viewing of June 27, 2006:


11:30 AM (E/P: 12:30 PM): World's Wildest Police Videos (Spike TV)
12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): Paula's Home Cooking (Food Network)
2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Caso Cerrado (Telemundo)

3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): Paula's Home Cooking (Food Network)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Pudding (FamilyNet)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)
6 PM (E/P: & PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela Montilla [Natasha Klauss]is making a phone call to a criminal mastermind, while the Mysterious Mummified Woman is saved by Sibila, the protector of the realm of Earth!)
7:30 PM (E/P: 8:30 PM): Zoey 101 (Nickelodeon; Zoey's pals battle some battle bots!)
7:55 PM (E/P: 8:55 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo)

9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): General Hospital (SoapNet)
10:30 PM (E/P: 11:30 PM): MXC (Spike TV)

11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)

Tommorow, I will showcase June 28, & Friday, I will spotlight June 29!


Jeremy A. Patterson.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is the log for June 28, 2006:


3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): Paula's Home Cooking (Food Network)

4 PM (E/P: 5 PM): The Loretta Young Show (FamilyNet)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Lil' Iguana (FamilyNet)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela Montilla [Natasha Klauss] has found the NANNY with the Mysterious Mummified Woman in the shed!)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): The Big Valley (MoviePlex)
11 PM (E/P: King of the Hill (KTBC)

Here is a question for all of you: Which shows do you like so far? (And: Which ones do you not like?)

Tune in on Friday for the conclusion!


J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

This is the log for June 29, 2006:


1 PM (E/P: 2 PM): As The World Turns (CBS)
3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): The Green Hornet (MoviePlex)
3:30 PM (E/P: 4:30 PM): My Little Margie (FamilyNet)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (KABB; The special Randy Travis guest spot!)
5:30 PM (E/P: 6:30 PM): King of the Hill (FX)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Gisela is trying to keep the peace of the town while avoiding being shot by bounty hunters!)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo; Valeria [Gabriela Spanic]gives her friends news about the impending danger!)
9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Decisiones (Telemundo)


It is time now for the cult classic that deserved to be on DVD: It is the Groovie Goolies, it would not only include the solo episodes, but also the real life musical performances & the cult-classic TV movie Daffy Duck & Porky Pig Meet the Groovie Goolies. For more info, go to: www.toonopedia.com/goolies.htm


The next thread will be a five-day one from June 30 to July 4!


J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Hell, I am back with a five day thread. Today I will do the first day!


6-30-2006:

4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two episodes; FX)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): La Tormenta (Telemundo; Isabela Montilla [Natasha Klauss] is having a confrontation with a master criminal; Sibila, the Goddess of Light & Protector of the Realm of Earth, is trying to heal the Mysterious Mummified Woman!)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Ghost Whisperer (CBS; This new show is good!)
7:55 PM (E/P: 8:55 PM): Tierra De Pasiones (Telemundo; Valeria [Gabriela Spanic] has a romantic moment with Francisco [Saul Lisaso]; The episode has the cliffhanger of Marcia [Catherine Siathoque] about to kill Paula with the revelation that Marcia is not only openly gay, but also is the decendant of the Golden Age arch-criminal, The Claw; For more on the Claw, go to: www.toonopedia.com/claw.htm )

8 PM (E/P: 9 PM): Twilight Zone: The Movie (MoviePlex)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)

12 AM (E/P: 1 AM): Modern Marvels (History Channel)
1 AM (E/P: 2 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)


Tomorrow will feature July 1, Monday July 2, Wednesday July 3, & Friday July 4!


J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

I am a bit late, but here is the log for July 1:


7 AM (E/P: 8 AM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet)
7:30 AM (E/P: 8:30 AM): Lil' Iguana (FamilyNet; This is an odd puppet show!)
8:30 AM (E/P: 9:30 AM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; Perfect Parents; With Bubba)
9 AM (E/P: 10 AM): The Presidents (Two episodes; History Channel)

12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): Bibleman (TBN; Breaking the Bonds of Disobediance, Part 2; Introducing: Biblegirl/Lia Martinez [Tracy Hinao]; The Death of Ludicrous!)
9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Chappelle's Show (Comedy Central)
9:30 PM (E/P: 10:30 PM): Men in Black (TNT; The 1997 cult-classic starring Tommy Lee Jones & Will Smith!)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): The Munsters (TV Land)
11:30 PM (E/P: 12:30 PM): In Your Face (FamilyNet; With 'Take Me To Your Leader' by Life In Prayer & 'Shine' by Newsboyz!)
1:30 AM (E/P: 2:30 AM): Design on a Dime (HGTV)

Here is the deal to SteelTowner: This series of threads is designed to tell all of you that there are people who actually watch some of these shows!

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is the log for July 2:


10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): Jaws: The Revenge (AMC)
11:30 PM (E/P: 12:30 AM): 24 (KEYE)
12:30 AM (E/P: 1:30 AM): Strong Medicine (Lifetime)

I have done two post in this thread in one day!


J.A.P.