J.A.P.'s Off-Beat TV Viewing

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is the big surprise: A 'Nine at Nine' playlist from BOB-FM at Austin, Texas from Thanksgiving Day that features The Nine Biggest Turkeys in Music History.

The list goes like this:
1: The Curly Shuffle by Jumping the Saddle
2: Muskrat Love
3: Flash Gordon Theme by Queen
4: Eat It by Weird Al Yankovick
5: We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel
6: Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band
7: Party All The Time by Eddie Murphy
8: The Final Countdown by Europe
9: Lucy In The Sky with Diamonds by William Shatner

You can find BOB-FM online at: www.hibob.fm

You can also e-mail my friend Seanbaby at: seanbaby@seanbaby.com


See you later!

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is yesterday's TV viewing:

10 AM (E/P: 11 AM): Robocop 3 (MoviePlex)

10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): Robocop 3 (MoviePlex; Another showing of the 1993 cult-classic!)

12 AM (E/P: 1 AM): Gundress (MoviePlex; A cool cult-classic Anime feature about a group of females who battle terrorists!)

See you later!

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

I have some news regarding Karina Mora & Natasha Klauss: Karina Mora is back on the telenovela scene in an all-new series: Marina, which is currently airing on Telemundo every Monday thru Friday at 8 PM Eastern/7 PM Central!

Natasha Klauss is not appearing in La Viuda De Blanco. She was replaced by a new talent called Zharick Leon. However, she will return to the world of telenovelas in a new series set to debut in 2007! More details on this matter as soon as I can announce them!


J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is the viewing for December 17:

1:30 PM (E/P: 2:30 PM): Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Holiday (Food Network)
2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Richie Rich (TBS; The 1994 cult-classic starring Macauley Culkin!)
4 PM (E/P: 5 PM): Gokusen (MoviePlex)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Samurai Deeper Kyo (MoviePlex)
10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): Lisa Williams (Lifetime; This show stars a very punk-like medium!)
2 AM (E/P: 3 AM): Gokusen (MoviePlex; Ojou dresses up like a geisha girl!)

Here is the Cult-Classic Holiday Show That Deserves The DVD Treatment: It is the 1993 but made in the early 1980s sydicated special, Up On The Housetop. It might have appealed to fans of King of the Hill. For more info, go to: www.platypuscomix.net/hollywood/misfit1.html

More Holiday Cult-Classics Tomorrow!


J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

This is the viewing for December 18:

8 AM (E/P: 9 AM): Beastmaster (Sci-Fi Channel)

10 AM (E/P: 11 AM): Beastmaster (Sci-Fi Channel)

12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): 12 Corazones (Telemundo)
1 PM (E/P: 2 PM): The A-Team (TV Land)

2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Beastmaster (Sci-Fi Channel)
3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): Sabrina The Teen-Age Witch (Two episodes; ABC Family)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Maya & Miguel (KLRN; Word Girl Defeats The Evil Sandwich Maker!! The Word Girl segments are the only good parts of this show. The Maya & Miguel segments, however, are only appealing to hippies, French people, the homeless, Gary Coleman, infants, homosexuals, & Saddam Hussein!)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (FX; Introducing the ultra-heroic feats of The ASTOUNDING HERRERA & The AMAZING JESUS, SON of GOD & MASTER of PRESTIDIGITATION!)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): CSI (Spike TV)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Marina (Telemundo)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC; With TOPSY!)

Now, it is time for the cult-classic Holiday TV Special that Deserves The DVD Treatment. This time, it is the 1995 ABC/DIC holiday favorits, Jingle Bell Rock, that focuses on an elf's dreams of being a famous screenwriter who hires a singing diva redhead to sing his song Jingle Bell Rock, for the purpose of saving Santa's workshop. When it was first shown in 1995, it had the misfortune of being aired right after a 'Family Matters' reruns that had Urkel & Laura see each other naked! For more info, go to: www.platypuscomix.net/hollywood/misfit2.html

See you real soon!

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Man, the True Caribbean Pirates thing was a total letdown. I thought it was gonna be cool but it was kind of sucky.

Apparently, The History Channel aired it to cash in on the Pirates of the Carribean sequel!

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is a blast from the not-so-distant past:

12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): Gokusen (MoviePlex; Three episodes. Episodes 7 to 9)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (KABB; With Eddie Cheddar!)
5:30 PM (E/P: 6:30 PM): King of the Hill (FX; Walker Texas Ranger crossover! The Death of DEBBIE GRUND!)

And now here is another Cult-Classic Christmas special that deserves the DVD Treatment: It is 1998's The Story of Santa Claus. For more info, go to: www.platypuscomix.net/hollywood/misfit3.html

See you later!

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

My cable came back on Feb 19, so I am going to spotlight all of the great shows I watched that day!

4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): King of the Hill (FX)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): Funny Lady (TCM)
6:45 PM (E/P: 7:45 PM): Much Ado About Nothing (MoviePlex)
7:15 PM (E/P: 8:15 PM): CSI (Spike TV)
8 PM (E/P: 9 PM): Zorro: The Telenovela (Telemundo; This is the moment you have all waited for: NATASHA KLAUSS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!)

9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Star Trek: Beyond The Final Frontier (History Channel)
10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): Star Trek Tech (History Channel)

11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): 12 Corazones (Telenovela; The greatest Spanish-language dating show of all-time is BACK!!!!!)

Here are a few questions for you:

What do you like the most about this new installment?

What do you hate the most about this new installment?

Do you like this series being back in the saddle again?

I hope you like this comieback!

Jeremy Aron Patterson.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

As all of you might realize, I rarely watch any music videos due to the fact that I do not have VH1 Classic. But I feel that I could include a few that I barely enjoy in the March 2, 2007 listings:

7:16 AM (E/P: 8:16 AM): Christina Aguilera 'Candyman' Music Video (This entertaing video features at least seven circa-early-1940s Xtinas with all of the throwback style trappings of the early 1940s, with genuine early 1940s era outfits & hairstyles! And speaking of hairstyles, one of them was a actual REDHEAD!!!!!!)
7:22 PM (E/P: 8:22 AM): Your Health (FamilyNet)
8:11 AM (E/P: 9:11 AM): Joss Stone 'Tell Me 'Bout It' Music Video (Another decent recent video treat!)
8:14 AM (E/P: 9:14 AM): Kelly Pickler 'Red High Heels' Music Video (A country video!)
9 AM (E/P: 10 AM): Christina Aguilera 'Candyman' Music Video
12:44 PM (E/P: 1:44PM): Miranda Lambert 'Kerosine' Music Video (Blonde white trash girl pours kerosine in a trail around a small town & ultimately burns down a house!)
1:30 PM (E/P: 2:30 PM): Thirty-Minute Meals (Food Network)
3:30 PM (E/P: 4:30 PM): Zoboomafoo (KLRN; Armored Creatures)

4 PM (E/P: 5 PM): Jane & The Dragon (ION)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; Runaway Island with Lana Banana!)
5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (Two Episodes; FX)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): Swan's Place (FamilyNet; Starring Dennis Swanberg!)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)

Do you like this installment? I would like to read your feedback!

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is Part one of the overdue second installment of the Underground series, showcasing what I watched in the day of October 20, 2006:

12 AM (E/P: 1 AM): Vandread (MoviePlex; Episode Seven)
12:30 AM (E/P: 1:30 AM): Vandread (MoviePlex; Episode Eight)
10:30 AM (E/P: 11:30 AM): Barney & Friends (KLRN)
11 AM (E/P: 12 PM): Zoboomafoo (KLRN; Fierce Creatures!)

As for why I chose to spead 10/20/2006 over multiple posts: I have a very crowded household!

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is part two of the second installment in the Underground series:

1:30 PM (E/P: 2:30 PM): Betwwen The Lions (KLRN; The PUNCTUATOR & EMOTICON The CAT battle The WOLFINATOR [A cybernetically-enhanced werewolf from the future!] & The PIDGEONATOR [A cybernetically-enhanced pidgeon from the future!]!!!!)
2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Jakers!: The Adventures of Piggley Winks (KLRN; Meet Mr. Dragonfly!)
2:30 PM (E/P: 3:30 PM): Curious George (KLRN; The Truth About George Burgers!)
3:30 PM (E/P: 4:30 PM): Zoboomafoo (KLRN; More Fierce Creatures!)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; LARRY The NATIVE-AMERICAN CROCODILE saves the BANANA BOAT!!!!!!! For more info about Nana Puddin, go to: www.nanapuddin.com )

I have more of this stuff to go around!

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

here is my viewing for April 5, 2007:

2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): King of the Hill (FX)
2:30 PM (E/P: 3:30 PM): Street Fighter (MoviePlex; The 1994 cult-classic starring Jean-Claude Van Damme & Raul Julia!!)
4:15 PM (E/P: 5:15 PM): The Loretta Young Show (FamilyNet)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): King of the Hill (KABB)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Marina (Telemundo/KVDA; The Vague Viper Veronica Saldivar is trying to create a new scheme to cause mischeif!!!!!!!!!)
10:14 PM (E/P: 11:14 PM): Street Fighter (MoviePlex; Another showing of the 1994 cult-classic! For more info, go to: http://www.badmovies.org/movies/stre...ter/index.html , www.seanbaby.com/egm/issue184.htm , & www.pop-arena.com/articles/vgmovies.html )

12 AM (E/P: 1 AM): King of the Hill (Two Episodes; FX)

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

If you are, then you will like this installment, since it will spotlight the day of April 3, 2007, the first day of TCM's Rita Hayworth Star of the Month Spotlight!

12:30 PM (E/P: 1:30 PM): LazyTown (Nickelodeon; I watched a NEW EPISODE of the show on that day: Friends Forever!)

1 PM (E/P: 2 PM): King of the Hill (FX)
2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): King of the Hill (FX)

3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): 12 Corazones (Telemundo/KDVA; Watching this sexy Telemundo dating/game show primes me for the Rita to come!)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet/TV-17; This episode has it all: Spider-Mickey, legendary deaf musician Mark Mitchum, Nana News, El Nino, & the Yo Qeuro Nana Puddin spoof!)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (KABB)

7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): Only Angels Have Wings (TCM; The RITA event begins!)
9:15 PM (E/P: 10:15 PM): Rita! (TCM; A SMOKIN' HOT documentary about RITA!)
10:15 PM (E/P: 11:15 PM): Lone Wolf Spy Hunt (TCM; Rita is a real femme fatale here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lone_Wolf_Spy_Hunt )
11:30 PM (E/P: 12:30 AM): Homicide Bureau (TCM; Rita gets mistaken for a guy! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homicide_Bureau )
12:30 AM (E/P: 1:30 AM): Renegade Ranger (TCM; Rita is a female Robin Hood in the Old West! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renegade_Ranger )
1:45 AM (E/P: 2:45 AM): Juvenile Court (TCM; The last of the first helping of RITA goodness!)

Do you like the spotlight on Rita Hayworth?

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is what I watched on April 20, 2007:

6 AM (E/P: 7 AM): Tease (Oxygen; If you felt the Hair Art looks seen in the first episode of Bravo's Shear Genius were good, check this out: A stylist gave an Asian gal a car hairdo, & also dyed her bangs NEON ORANGE for added effect!)
11:30 AM (E/P: 12:30 PM):Millennium (MoviePlex; The 1989 cult-classic!)
2 PM (E/P: 3 PM): Hell: The Devil's Domain (History Channel)

3 PM (E/P: 4 PM): King of the Hill (FX)
3:30 PM (E/P: 4:30 PM): 12 Corazones (Telemundo/KDVA)
4 PM (E/P: 5 PM): MASH (Hallmark Channel)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; The Super FN Guy/Jot team-up)

5 PM (E/P: 6 PM): King of the Hill (KABB)
6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): King of the Hill (KABB)
6:15 PM (E/P: 7:15 PM): Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer: Murder Takes All (MoviePlex)

9 PM (E/P: 10 PM): Painkiller Jane (Sci-Fi Channel; Do any of you love this new series?)
10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): Millennium (MoviePlex; For more info, go to: www.badmovies.org/movies/millennium/index.html )
11:15 PM (E/P: 12:15 AM): King of the Hill (KTBC)
11:30 PM (E/P: 12:30 AM): La Hora De La Risa (Univision)
12 AM (E/P: 1 AM): King of the Hill (FX)

1 AM (E/P: 2 AM): Plan Nine From Outer Space (TCM)
2:30 AM (E/P: 3:30 AM): Bride of the Monster (TCM)

Do you like any of these shows?

J.A.P.

[Jeremy A. Patterson]

Here is what I watched yesterday:

7:30 AM (E/P: 8:30 AM):The Littles (KMYS; The 1980s animated cult-classic is still airing on this San Antonio My Network Television affiliate!)

8 AM (E/P: 9 AM): The Hairy Ape (TCM)
9:15 AM (E/P: 10:15 AM): Ring of Fear (TCM)

12 PM (E/P: 1 PM): Shear Genius (Bravo; The first three episodes of the hit series back-to-back-to-back!)
3 PM (E/P: 4 PM):Sabrina the Teen-Age Witch (ABC Family)
3:30 PM (E/P: 4:30 PM): Zoboomafoo (KLRN; Super Ears with CARTMAN the DOG)
4:30 PM (E/P: 5:30 PM): Nana Puddin (FamilyNet; With The BEAR in the CHAIR, Baby Mickey becomes the ultra-heroic BLAZING MONKEY. Also featuring Magical Mailman Lyndy, LaMilla & Tapioca!)

6 PM (E/P: 7 PM): King of the Hill (KABB)
7 PM (E/P: 8 PM): X-Men (FX; The only crappy part of this movie is the wussy Paquin-ization of Rogue that seems to more like Jubilee. Paquin is more suited for a 'Betty & Veronica' movie than an X-Men one!)

10 PM (E/P: 11 PM): My House is Worth What? (HGTV)
11 PM (E/P: 12 AM): Shear Genius (Bravo)

I hoped all of you liked it!

J.A.P.