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    Default Is it just me, or is "My Humps" The Most Annoying Song Ever!

    I am sick and tired of this pathetic song. This shit is what passes for music nowadays. It's actually irritating to listen to. The other day I saw some kids on the bus singing this song, I swear they couldn't have been over nine. So, I've written my own lyrics for this stupid song

    What's you doin' listening to this junk
    To lousy no-talent junk.
    It'sa make make make make you dumb
    Make you so mind just melt away
    So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb,
    So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, this song's so friggin dumb (Serious)

    This band drives me crazy,
    They do it daily,
    Everything they do is crappy,
    I can't believe they're popular.
    will.i.am and Apl.de.ap
    Taboo and Fergie
    Black Eyed Peas, has the stupidest namin'
    Get so much money from their performin'
    I have to ask why
    Guys think Fergie's hot
    I just think she's slutty
    They're horrible but the fans keep taking
    So they keep giving
    The same bad lyrics
    Useless rhythm repetition

    My god, my god, my god, my god
    My god I hate this song
    So dumb, so dumb, so dumb
    They got my head spinning
    People spending lot's of money on them, and wasting time for them
    They must find it funny
    That they'd waste money for this

    That band is just so dumb
    I bet they can't walk and chew gum
    They're gonna make make make make you dumb
    Make you dumb with these bad songs
    All she friggin does is shake her ass
    Shake her ass and call it dancing
    It's enough to make make make make me scream
    It's like something from a preteens wet dream
    Cos it's dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb
    So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, this song's so friggin dimb (Serious)

    I met a girl down at the disco
    She said, hey, hey, hey yeah let's gp
    But I don't want that lady, who wants to dance to this
    Why don't you go good, not flashy
    Not these dumb inuendos
    I mean "MIX YOUR MILK WIT MY COCOA PUFF"
    They think this is smart, yeah riiiiiight

    They say they're really sexy
    Idiot kids want to sex the,
    But they don't anything
    Except lousy excuse for singing
    Teaching stupidity
    And plain vulgarity
    They can look but they can't touch it
    Cause it's all fake
    It's all artificial
    Not, not real, no no no, not real
    From their style to their voice
    Their words to their personalities
    It's not even worth to dance to
    If that's what you want.

    So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb
    So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb.
    This song is friggin dumb (so-called song)
    This song is friggin dumb (so-called song)
    This song is friggin dumb (so-called song)
    From begginng to end (so-called song)
    Can't ever use grammar
    Yet they're spending
    Spending all their money on it, and wasting time on it
    They must find it funny
    That they'd waste money on this, on this, on this

    I don't think I can't describe my hate
    For all music like this
    I just find it so so so dumb
    That anyone can find this fun.
    All Fergy does is shake her ass
    Yet she gets so much attention
    It's enough to make make make make me scream
    Make me scream, make me scream.
    Let's not even mention those "men"
    Those useless pointless back-up men
    Would they even know what to do with a breast
    If a breast was in their hand
    It would make make make make them faint
    Make them faint, faint, make them faint.

    Selling out for money
    They make too much money, money
    They don't do anything
    Yet they got so much money
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    Three words:

    Ice. Ice. Baby.




    Or one word:

    Macarena.
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    beep by pussycat dolls is more annoying. so is holla back girl. and the most annoying song of all time is "the song that never ends" because it goes on and on my friends. some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singing it forever just becuase it is the song that never ends. yes it goes on and on my friends. some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singing it forever just because it is the song. . .

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    Hump is definetly the most annoying song I can think of.. It's lyrics are stupid, repetitive, and it's spawned some truly awful slang..
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    It's not just you. What a godawful piece of shit this song is. Yet I know people who think it's awesome, just because they think Fergie is hot in the video.
    Christ, do I have to do all the thinking for the entire fucking Internet? - Michael P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X
    It's not just you. What a godawful piece of shit this song is. Yet I know people who think it's awesome, just because they think Fergie is hot in the video.
    She has a scary, vaguely man face.
    I thought the song was a joke, i heard some guy cover it at a bar, and laughed at how ridiculas it was, then found out it was a real song (This is what happens when you don't listen to the radio, you have no idea what's popular)
    However, Hollaback Girl is more annoying.

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    It is a really crappy song. Not the crappiest song of all time, but still a worthy addition to the Jukebox from Hell.
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    I wonder if these people realize they're actually making the sex act *less* appealing with their shitty songs about it.
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    no, it is in no way the worst song. while working as a waitress in a small restuarant, i had to listen to LFO's Summer Girls on a CD with only 10 songs...for 8+ hours. Summer Girls has got to be the most vapid, pointless, moronic song ever created in the english langauge. the writing is horrible. the music is horrible. it barely has a beat. Its like the bastard child of rap, pop and angry lactose-intolerant dookie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endel
    no, it is in no way the worst song. while working as a waitress in a small restuarant, i had to listen to LFO's Summer Girls on a CD with only 10 songs...for 8+ hours. Summer Girls has got to be the most vapid, pointless, moronic song ever created in the english langauge. the writing is horrible. the music is horrible. it barely has a beat. Its like the bastard child of rap, pop and angry lactose-intolerant dookie.
    "Chinese food makes me sick" is that the song? Yeah that was a really crappy song...

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxfire
    "Chinese food makes me sick" is that the song? Yeah that was a really crappy song...
    But I really like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxfire
    "Chinese food makes me sick" is that the song? Yeah that was a really crappy song...
    yes, thats the song. no, LFO cant rhyme past a 2nd grade level. yes, it is a crappy song.

    and who the hell gets sick from chinese food? chinese food is good damnit!

    repressed rage from hearing that song over and over and over...i would listen to 'my humps' on repeat instead any day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endel
    angry lactose-intolerant dookie.
    I don't know what this, but it sure sounds bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Smith
    But I really like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
    Willie shakspear wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.
    Which, as he pronounced it, rhymed with hornets.
    Ill just copy all the lyrics to prove to anyone who hasn't heard it how it's worse.
    "New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
    Chinese food makes me sick.
    And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
    I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
    I'd take her if I had one wish,
    But she's been gone since that summer..
    Since that summer

    [Verse 1]

    Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
    Met you one summer and it all began
    Your the best girl that I ever did see,
    The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
    When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
    Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
    Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
    Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
    Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
    Left one day and never came back
    Stayed all summer then went back home,
    Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
    Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
    Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
    When I met you I said my name was Rich
    You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

    [Chorus]

    New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
    Chinese food makes me sick.
    And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
    I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
    I'd take her if I had one wish,
    But she's been gone since that summer..
    Since that summer

    [Verse 2]

    Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
    Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
    Always been hip to the B-boY Style
    Known to act wild and make girls smile,
    Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
    Remind me of you because you rock my world
    You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
    They drink lemonade and speak real slow
    You love hip hop and rock n roll
    Dad took off when you were 4 years old
    There was a good man named Paul Revere
    I feel much better baby when you're near
    You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
    I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
    When I met you I said my name was Rich
    You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
    Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
    Summertime girls are the kind I like,
    I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

    [Verse 3]

    Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
    My mind takes me back there oh so quick
    Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
    Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
    Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
    Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
    Call you up but whats the use
    I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
    Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
    but I'm really not sure
    When I met you I said my name was Rich
    You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
    repeat Chorus

    [Bridge]

    In the summer girls come and summer girls go
    Some are worth while and some are so so,
    Summer girls come and summer girls go
    Some are worth while and some are so so,
    Summertime girls got it goin on
    Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
    Summertime girls are the kind I like
    I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
    "
    You know what other song is horrible? This one
    "Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    you're my butterfly
    Sugar.baby

    Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    you're my butterfly
    Sugar.baby

    Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing
    Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring
    and I ain't gonna lie cause your loving gets me high
    So to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try
    Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill
    Time is passing I'm asking could this be real
    Cause I can't sleep I can't hold still
    The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal

    I can feel too much is never enough
    You're always there to lift me up
    When these times get rough I was lost Now I'm found
    Ever since you've been around
    You're the women that I want
    So yo, I'm putting it down.

    Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    you're my butterfly
    Sugar.baby
    come my lady you're my
    pretty baby ill make your legs shake
    you make me go crazy

    Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    you're my butterfly
    Sugar.baby
    come my lady you're my
    pretty baby ill make your legs shake
    you make me go crazy

    I don't deserve you unless it's some kind of hidden message
    to show me life is precious
    Then I guess it's true
    But to tell truth, I really never knew
    T'll I met you... See I was lost and confused
    Twisted and used up
    Knew a better life existed but thought that I missed it

    My lifestyle's wild I was living like a wild child
    Trapped on a short leash paroled the police files
    So yo. what' s happening now?
    I see the sun breaking down into dark clouds
    and a vision of you standing out in a crowd.

    Come come my lady
    you're my butterfly
    Sugar.baby
    come my lady you're my
    pretty baby ill make your legs shake
    you make me go crazy

    Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    you're my butterfly
    Sugar.baby
    come my lady you're my
    pretty baby ill make your legs shake
    you make me go crazy

    Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
    The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
    Whatever tickles your fancy
    Girl it's you like Sid and Nancy
    So sexy....almost evil Talkin' about butterflies in my head
    I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read but
    you made me feel alive when I was almost dead

    You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase
    and as far as I can see it don't get better than this
    So butterfly, here is a song and it's sealed with a kiss
    and a thank you miss.

    come and dance with me
    come and dance with me
    come and dance with me
    so come and dance with me
    uhhhhh ha uhhh ha
    "

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes! my eyes! i see the words and i can hear it! the awful awful noise!!!!!!

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