Is it just me, or is "My Humps" The Most Annoying Song Ever!

[Super Hero Guy]

I am sick and tired of this pathetic song. This shit is what passes for music nowadays. It's actually irritating to listen to. The other day I saw some kids on the bus singing this song, I swear they couldn't have been over nine. So, I've written my own lyrics for this stupid song

What's you doin' listening to this junk
To lousy no-talent junk.
It'sa make make make make you dumb
Make you so mind just melt away
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb,
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, this song's so friggin dumb (Serious)

This band drives me crazy,
They do it daily,
Everything they do is crappy,
I can't believe they're popular.
will.i.am and Apl.de.ap
Taboo and Fergie
Black Eyed Peas, has the stupidest namin'
Get so much money from their performin'
I have to ask why
Guys think Fergie's hot
I just think she's slutty
They're horrible but the fans keep taking
So they keep giving
The same bad lyrics
Useless rhythm repetition

My god, my god, my god, my god
My god I hate this song
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb
They got my head spinning
People spending lot's of money on them, and wasting time for them
They must find it funny
That they'd waste money for this

That band is just so dumb
I bet they can't walk and chew gum
They're gonna make make make make you dumb
Make you dumb with these bad songs
All she friggin does is shake her ass
Shake her ass and call it dancing
It's enough to make make make make me scream
It's like something from a preteens wet dream
Cos it's dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, this song's so friggin dimb (Serious)

I met a girl down at the disco
She said, hey, hey, hey yeah let's gp
But I don't want that lady, who wants to dance to this
Why don't you go good, not flashy
Not these dumb inuendos
I mean "MIX YOUR MILK WIT MY COCOA PUFF"
They think this is smart, yeah riiiiiight

They say they're really sexy
Idiot kids want to sex the,
But they don't anything
Except lousy excuse for singing
Teaching stupidity
And plain vulgarity
They can look but they can't touch it
Cause it's all fake
It's all artificial
Not, not real, no no no, not real
From their style to their voice
Their words to their personalities
It's not even worth to dance to
If that's what you want.

So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so dumb.
This song is friggin dumb (so-called song)
This song is friggin dumb (so-called song)
This song is friggin dumb (so-called song)
From begginng to end (so-called song)
Can't ever use grammar
Yet they're spending
Spending all their money on it, and wasting time on it
They must find it funny
That they'd waste money on this, on this, on this

I don't think I can't describe my hate
For all music like this
I just find it so so so dumb
That anyone can find this fun.
All Fergy does is shake her ass
Yet she gets so much attention
It's enough to make make make make me scream
Make me scream, make me scream.
Let's not even mention those "men"
Those useless pointless back-up men
Would they even know what to do with a breast
If a breast was in their hand
It would make make make make them faint
Make them faint, faint, make them faint.

Selling out for money
They make too much money, money
They don't do anything
Yet they got so much money

[howyadoin]

Three words:

Ice. Ice. Baby.




Or one word:

Macarena.

[Lord Ichabod]

beep by pussycat dolls is more annoying. so is holla back girl. and the most annoying song of all time is "the song that never ends" because it goes on and on my friends. some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singing it forever just becuase it is the song that never ends. yes it goes on and on my friends. some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singing it forever just because it is the song. . .

[lonewolf23k]

Hump is definetly the most annoying song I can think of.. It's lyrics are stupid, repetitive, and it's spawned some truly awful slang..

[Spike-X]

It's not just you. What a godawful piece of shit this song is. Yet I know people who think it's awesome, just because they think Fergie is hot in the video.

[Alex]

It's not just you. What a godawful piece of shit this song is. Yet I know people who think it's awesome, just because they think Fergie is hot in the video.

She has a scary, vaguely man face.
I thought the song was a joke, i heard some guy cover it at a bar, and laughed at how ridiculas it was, then found out it was a real song (This is what happens when you don't listen to the radio, you have no idea what's popular)
However, Hollaback Girl is more annoying.

[JeffreyWKramer]

It is a really crappy song. Not the crappiest song of all time, but still a worthy addition to the Jukebox from Hell.

[Michael P]

I wonder if these people realize they're actually making the sex act *less* appealing with their shitty songs about it.

[Endel]

no, it is in no way the worst song. while working as a waitress in a small restuarant, i had to listen to LFO's Summer Girls on a CD with only 10 songs...for 8+ hours. Summer Girls has got to be the most vapid, pointless, moronic song ever created in the english langauge. the writing is horrible. the music is horrible. it barely has a beat. Its like the bastard child of rap, pop and angry lactose-intolerant dookie.

[foxfire]

no, it is in no way the worst song. while working as a waitress in a small restuarant, i had to listen to LFO's Summer Girls on a CD with only 10 songs...for 8+ hours. Summer Girls has got to be the most vapid, pointless, moronic song ever created in the english langauge. the writing is horrible. the music is horrible. it barely has a beat. Its like the bastard child of rap, pop and angry lactose-intolerant dookie.

"Chinese food makes me sick" is that the song? Yeah that was a really crappy song...

[Mike Smith]

"Chinese food makes me sick" is that the song? Yeah that was a really crappy song...

But I really like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.

[Endel]

"Chinese food makes me sick" is that the song? Yeah that was a really crappy song...

yes, thats the song. no, LFO cant rhyme past a 2nd grade level. yes, it is a crappy song.

and who the hell gets sick from chinese food? chinese food is good damnit!

repressed rage from hearing that song over and over and over...i would listen to 'my humps' on repeat instead any day

[howyadoin]

angry lactose-intolerant dookie.

I don't know what this, but it sure sounds bad.

[Alex]

But I really like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.

Willie shakspear wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.
Which, as he pronounced it, rhymed with hornets.
Ill just copy all the lyrics to prove to anyone who hasn't heard it how it's worse.
"New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1]

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2]

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus

[Bridge]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
"
You know what other song is horrible? This one
"Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby

Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing
Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring
and I ain't gonna lie cause your loving gets me high
So to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try
Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill
Time is passing I'm asking could this be real
Cause I can't sleep I can't hold still
The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal

I can feel too much is never enough
You're always there to lift me up
When these times get rough I was lost Now I'm found
Ever since you've been around
You're the women that I want
So yo, I'm putting it down.

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

I don't deserve you unless it's some kind of hidden message
to show me life is precious
Then I guess it's true
But to tell truth, I really never knew
T'll I met you... See I was lost and confused
Twisted and used up
Knew a better life existed but thought that I missed it

My lifestyle's wild I was living like a wild child
Trapped on a short leash paroled the police files
So yo. what' s happening now?
I see the sun breaking down into dark clouds
and a vision of you standing out in a crowd.

Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
Girl it's you like Sid and Nancy
So sexy....almost evil Talkin' about butterflies in my head
I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read but
you made me feel alive when I was almost dead

You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase
and as far as I can see it don't get better than this
So butterfly, here is a song and it's sealed with a kiss
and a thank you miss.

come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
so come and dance with me
uhhhhh ha uhhh ha
"

[Endel]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes! my eyes! i see the words and i can hear it! the awful awful noise!!!!!!